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JewCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the craziness in the real world? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you’ll find a community of players who openly admit the reason they hate creepers is so that they don’t blow up each other’s builds. That’s right, we’ve got a whole new level of drama going on in our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is in on the action. Rumor has it that the dragon has been meeting with the Wither Boss to discuss forming a resistance against the players. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and swords!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have or what outrageous stories you’ll be able to tell your friends. See you in the game!

Minecraft 1.20.6 server: ‘Admit it, you laughed’!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Votes:	3464	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9672
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, say goodbye to the snooze-fest and hello to our server that will have you crying tears of joy instead of boredom!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood kittens in disguise and the zombies break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Need a break from all the block-building madness? No problem! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can boogie down with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond llama hidden deep within our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

BlockyConfessions: No Shame Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life! Join us for crazy antics, epic battles, and maybe even a little romance (in-game, of course). And don’t worry, you don’t have to be a lolicon to enjoy all the fun – just bring your sense of humor and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Pixelated Puns: Admit it, this would be very LOLz

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9025
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Votes:	6219

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their tails! Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly zombie pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep who will bust out some sick dance moves whenever you play your favorite tunes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive creepers who have been trained to give out free hugs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Woke Broke – A Minecraft Server where Social Justice meets Creepers! 💥🤣

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a polar bear in a snow globe!

Join our server and say goodbye to the same old, same old. We’ve got more excitement than a llama on a trampoline and more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of TNT.

Forget about “go woke, go broke” because on our server, we’re so woke that we broke the mold of boring gameplay. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FF16 Fan Club Minecraft Server – Where it’s safe to admit you liked it!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	840680

Are you tired of hiding your love for Final Fantasy 16? Well, fear no more! Our Minecraft server is a safe haven where you can proudly proclaim your adoration for ff16 without judgment. Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your ff16 obsession is not only accepted but celebrated!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even learn a move or two yourself!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your blocks suddenly start disappearing or if you find yourself being chased by a floating pickaxe!

So come on down to our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where anything is possible, even admitting your love for ff16!

AdmitCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Void Gems Collected:	35	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4321	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of dealing with a bunch of clueless players who refuse to acknowledge the awesomeness of this server? Well, it’s time to put an end to the nonsense and join us for some epic gameplay. Trust us, you’ll be basking in fame and glory in no time! 😉 Let’s show those naysayers what real Minecraft fun is all about!

SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest

brain function, changes, cognition, cognition changes, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive testing, coronavirus, Covid-19, human challenge study, long-term effects, Memory, memory assessment, memory changes, memory function, Memory Loss, neurological effects, Quest, research study, SARS-CoV-2, SARSCOV2

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Emeralds Found:	3793
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

6 inch dick, big, body image, Confidence, dick, ENERGY, feeling inadequate, inadequacy, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, Minecraft, penis envy, penis size, self esteem, self worth, self-conscious, Size Comparison, size envy, size matters, small member, small package, small penis, smp, Wishful thinking

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Animals Bred:	114

Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

NoSmokeNoProbsMC

campus housing, campus rules, cigarettes, consequences, disruptive behavior, Eviction, fire alarm, illegal, law enforcement, Lease Violation, Marijuana, no smoking apartment, no smoking campus, noise disturbance, NoSmokeNoProbsMC, roommate communication, roommate conflict, smoking, university roommates, Weed

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

CraftyGirlz

baby names, beautiful names, CraftyGirlz, favorite names, girl names, name choices, name favorites, name ideas, name options, name preferences, name recommendations, name selection, name suggestions, naming a girl, opinion, popular names, pretty names, unique names

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	9571
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Potions Brewed:	116
Holy Grails Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

MomRageCraft

age ranges, age-appropriate reading, book recommendations, book series, communication breakdown, disagreement resolution, encouraging reading, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, generational differences, gift giving, hanging up on family, MomRageCraft, parental expectations, parenting disagreements, reading habits, rudeness, sibling birthdays, sibling bonding, sibling relationships

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of being judged for your book choices? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all ages and genres of literature! We even have a special section for those who still enjoy reading children’s books past the recommended age range.

Our server is a safe space for bookworms of all ages, where you can build your own book-themed world and discuss your favorite stories with like-minded players. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with rare and magical books waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where reading is always encouraged, no matter what age you are! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of books you can fit in your virtual backpack).

BlockyTimeMachine

advice, BlockyTimeMachine, hindsight, Inner child, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, past mistakes, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-reflection exercises, wisdom

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!