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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 1456 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 2711 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!