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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 1832 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 467 | Crops Grown: | 9161 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 29 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon couldn’t get in! Rumor has it that Notch himself tried to join but got rejected because his diamond armor was too flashy for our liking. So if you want to be part of the coolest club in Minecraft, where being a peasant is a badge of honor, then come on over and join us!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who have sworn off diamonds and only use cobblestone for everything. They believe that the true power in Minecraft comes from simplicity and refuse to be tempted by the shiny allure of emeralds and gold. Join them if you dare, but be warned, once you go cobble, you never go back!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace your inner pauper! Who needs diamonds when you have dirt? Let’s show the world that being poor in Minecraft is the new black!