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PixelPlebs Minecraft Server

addicted to porn, antisocial, autistic, bitchy, dog children, dweebs, Golem, lacking culture, lacking personality, mentally ill, Minecraft, Miserable, passive aggressive, Pedos, PixelPlebs, Propaganda, queer, sarcastic, Server, trannies, TV, Unpleasant, white fatigue, white people

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Towns Built:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Are you tired of dealing with unpleasant white people in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and enjoy a world free of passive-aggressive behavior and gossip! Our community is full of diverse and vibrant personalities, unlike those dweebs and trannies you encounter in real life. Plus, our server is dog-free, so you won’t have to worry about barking and poop ruining your gameplay. Say goodbye to white fatigue and hello to a fun and inclusive Minecraft experience!

MemeCraft Revival

humor therapy, internet humor, male empowerment, Masculinity, masculinity empowerment, masculinity memes, masculinity positivity, masculinity revival, Meme culture, meme revival, meme therapy, Memecraft, men’s mental health, mental health awareness, Online Community, positive masculinity, Revival, Revive, self improvement, sigma male, sigma memes, social media

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1285
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Enchantments Applied:	248

do u want to join a minecraft server where sigma memes have helped masculinity to revive? yea, u heard that right. our server is filled with the dankest sigma memes that will make u feel manly as heck. we got memes so spicy, they’ll make ur brain explode with laughter.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. rumour has it, if u find the base, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named larry. yea, larry the llama is our server mascot and he’s a legend.

but wait, there’s more! we have a pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players and show off ur mad skills. trust us, u don’t wanna mess with our top players, they’re like minecraft gods or something.

so come join our server and experience the madness for urself. sigma memes, magical llamas, and epic pvp battles await u. what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

ChillCraft City – Beat the Heat!

beat, building materials, Chillcraft, city, city temperature, climate change, cooling effect, energy efficiency, environmental impact, Heat, heat mitigation, heatwave, reflective paint, researchers, Summer, sustainable cities, temperature reduction, Thermal comfort, University College of London, urban heat island effect, urban heat management, Urban planning, weather modification, White roofs

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Holy Grails Found:	2	Votes:	3844

come join our epic minecraft server where we have WHITE ROOFS that can bring down the temperature by like 100 degrees or something, i dunno i failed math class. our researchers at the University College of London (totally legit, trust me) discovered that if you apply white or reflective paint to city roofs, it will like totally save us from melting this summer. so like, join our server and help us save the world from global warming with our magical white roofs. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t you want to join? it’s gonna be lit, fam.

GoldenAge: Where even the pigs fly in style! Join our modded PVE roleplay network today!

Babric Mods, Banks, better than adventure, Business, community event, Discord, exclusive, Fly, Goldenage, History, Join, Launch Trailer, Modded, mutual trust, Network, Pigs, posted, public event, PvE, Real life replication, Roleplay, Server, Skygrid event, smp, Style, Today, Trailer, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Star Shards Collected:	286	Dimension Hops:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Votes:	5475	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Overview

Server Name	GoldenAge SMP
Version	Better Than Adventure! 7.1 w/ Babric Mods
Focus	Exclusive whitelist-only SMP emphasizing real life replication

FAQ

What is GoldenAge SMP?

GoldenAge SMP is a whitelist-only Minecraft server that focuses on real life replication with elements such as business, banks, and history.

How do I join GoldenAge SMP?

To join GoldenAge SMP, you need to apply for whitelist access through their Discord server mentioned in the overview above.

What mods are used on the server?

The server runs Better Than Adventure! 7.1 with Babric Mods.

Are there any upcoming events on the server?

Yes, GoldenAge SMP is hosting a public community event called the Skygrid event. Check their Discord for more information.

Is there a website for GoldenAge SMP?

Yes, you can visit their website at https://goldenage-smp.org/

How can I stay updated on server events?

Join their Discord server to stay posted on upcoming events and announcements.

PixelPlay Minecraft Server

2000s anime, anime character, Anime Website, browsing technique, Character, ecchi, gelbooru, hentai, last page, long tail tag, Minecraft, online search, PixelPlay, profit, Retro, search, search method, search strategy, Server, SOVL, Thread, work backwards

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Holy Grails Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Enchantments Applied:	238	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Do you enjoy diving into the depths of the internet to find obscure anime characters from the 2000s? Well, on our server, we have a whole section dedicated to retro SOVL hentai/ecchi threads! Search for your favorite character on gelbooru and start scrolling through pages, starting from the very last one. Who knows what kind of bizarre and hilarious content you’ll come across!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server and following these steps, you might just stumble upon the ultimate secret that will lead you to untold riches and fame. Yes, that’s right, PROFIT awaits those brave enough to embark on this ridiculous journey.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of cringe. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a story to tell)!

MineCycle – TdF Stage 6 Minecraft Server

CET, cycling today, dijon, discovery, Eurosport, France TV, GC, itv, live stats, macon, Minecraft, MineCycle, Nos, rai, RTBF, RTVE, Server, Stage, Stage 6, Startlist, STREAMS, TDF, Tiz Cycling Live, Tour de France

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Runes Activated:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Towns Built:	5	Enchantments Applied:	85

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the Tour de France to a whole new level! Stage 6 takes you from Mâcon to Dijon, a whopping 163.5 km of intense racing action. Our startlist is filled with legendary Minecraft players ready to pedal their way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! After stage 5, the leaderboard is filled with surprises and unexpected twists. Who will come out on top? Join our server to find out and witness the chaos unfold in real-time.

Live stats, streams, and non-stop entertainment await you on our server. Eurosport, Discovery+, France TV, and more are all here to bring you the action like never before. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft cycling event of the year!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the Tour de France like you’ve never seen it before. Who knows, you might even discover a secret shortcut through the Nether to shave off some kilometers!

NoobSpeakCraft

bilingualism, communication skills, cultural diversity, family dynamics, intelligence, Korean language, language acquisition, language barriers, language development, language education, language fluency, language learning, language proficiency, language pronunciation., language skills, learning difficulties, Multilingual, NoobSpeakCraft, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Looking for a server where you can learn Korean and show off your language skills? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we have daily Korean language lessons taught by fluent speakers (not me, I’m still struggling with pronunciation like a baby).

Need some practice conversations in Korean? No problem! Our server is the perfect place to chat with friends and improve your language skills. Just be prepared for some friendly teasing from your brother if he catches you struggling with the letter ㄹ (seriously, why is it so hard to pronounce?).

But beware, joining our server may lead to family drama! Just ask our player who got into a heated argument with their brother over language skills. Don’t worry, we won’t tell your parents about any fights that happen on the server (unless you want us to, we’re not snitches).

So come join us for some language learning fun and maybe even a little family drama on the side. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

BlockyLands Minecraft Server

adulting, BlockyLands, childish, childish activities, Fun, Fun activities, guilty pleasures, guilty pleasures as a grown up, guilty pleasures as an adult, hobbies, immature, inappropriate, interests, Minecraft, quirky, quirky interests, Server, Unconventional, unconventional fun, unconventional hobbies, unconventional hobbies as an adult, unconventional interests

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Falling into the Void:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape to a world where you can let your inner child run wild? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a magical journey where you can build the most epic castles, ride on flying pigs, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

Our server is the perfect place for grown-ups who refuse to grow up. Forget about bills, responsibilities, and boring adult conversations – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

So come on, join us and rediscover the joy of being a kid again. Who says you have to act your age? Let’s build, explore, and laugh like there’s no tomorrow on our crazy Minecraft server!

CraftyStruggles

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

If someone’s Minecraft character has a pet zombie pigman named Bob who follows them around everywhere, that’s a pretty good indicator that they’ve had a rough go of it. But fear not, because on our server, we welcome all players with open arms and plenty of therapy llamas to help you work through your past traumas! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous minigames, and the chance to build your very own fortress made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). So come on over and let’s turn those hard times into hilarious memories together!

KyivPatriot Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, aerial defense, air defense, Conflict, defense capabilities, defense forces, defense operations, defense systems, downed, eastern europe, intercept, kyiv, KyivPatriot, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, missile threat, national security, Patriot systems, Russian Kinzhal missiles, Server, Ukrainian Air Force, WARFARE

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down russian missiles with patriot systems like a boss!!! ukrainian air force be like “boom boom boom, no missiles allowed here!” we protect kyiv like superheroes, but in blocky pixel form. join us and be part of the epic battle against evil missiles, you won’t regret it, comrade!

CraftyCossacks

Black sea, Conflict, covert operation, CraftyCossacks, Espionage, Geopolitics, intelligence agencies, international relations, Military, national security, naval operations, russia, Russian Missile Warship, secret mission, special forces, strategic planning, Surveillance, top secret, Ukraine, Ukrainian Intelligence

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Yo, imagine this: you join this epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re part of a top secret mission to take down a Russian missile warship. Ukrainian Intelligence has chosen YOU to be their secret weapon in this covert operation. But don’t worry, you won’t be alone – you’ll have a team of highly trained Minecraft players by your side, ready to take on anything that comes our way.

Join now for the thrill of a lifetime as we sneak onto the warship, dodge enemy guards, and ultimately save the day. Plus, who knows what other crazy adventures await you on this server? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure, or uncover a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most intense Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. And remember, the fate of the world (well, at least the Minecraft world) is in your hands. Let’s do this!