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  • Why The Fuck Is There Still NO Browser With Minecraft SMP

    Why The Fuck Is There Still NO Browser With Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel 9 Minecraft SMP Android Data Packets Google Every 15 Mins

    Pixel 9 Minecraft SMP Android Data Packets Google Every 15 Mins

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

    Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

    Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BraveCraft Minecraft Server

    BraveCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of those pesky ads ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further, because our server, let’s call it “Creeper’s Delight,” not only has a built-in adblock and noscript, but we will also forcibly enable V2 and support all the popular adblocking extensions!

    Join us and say goodbye to annoying pop-ups and banners cluttering your screen. But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of fearless adblocking warriors who will protect you from any unwanted advertisements that dare to invade our virtual world.

    So come on, join “Creeper’s Delight” and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re an ad trying to sneak its way onto our server, in which case, you better watch out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AdBlocker’s Nightmare: MineTube Server

    AdBlocker’s Nightmare: MineTube Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of being bombarded with annoying ads while trying to enjoy your favorite videos online? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from the clutches of YouTube and Google!

    Imagine a world where you can build your wildest dreams without worrying about pesky pop-ups or intrusive ads. Our server is a safe haven for all those who seek refuge from the online advertising apocalypse.

    Join us now and take back control of your online experience. Don’t let YouTube and Google dictate how you spend your time online. On our server, freedom reigns supreme and creativity knows no bounds!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and say goodbye to the ad-ridden world of YouTube. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP – /gfg/ – Girls’ Frontline General

    Minecraft SMP – /gfg/ – Girls’ Frontline General

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

    Do you want to build a giant potato statue of yourself in the middle of a lava lake? We got you covered. Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy while shooting arrows at creepers? Absolutely doable. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of blocky adventures.

    But beware, we have a strict policy of only allowing players who can juggle with TNT while riding a unicycle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy realm, join us and show off your skills.

    And remember, our motto is to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, so be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a blast. See you in the game, but only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TransManRejectorCraft

    TransManRejectorCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all identities and orientations! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and unexpected twists.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players approaches you and asks for your in-game number. You politely decline, stating that you’re only interested in mining and crafting. But wait, they insist that their friend, who happens to be a creeper in disguise, has a crush on you! They argue that since the creeper identifies as a player, it’s totally cool for you to date them.

    Luckily, your trusty Minecraft buddy, let’s call them Steve, swoops in to save the day. Steve reminds you that you’re not obligated to date anyone you’re not interested in, whether they’re a zombie, skeleton, or even a dragon in human form. But then, another player named Lily pops up and accuses you of being transphobic for not giving the creeper a chance. The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of love and friendship in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such absurd and hilarious scenarios while building your own virtual world? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RolloVsArthur Minecraft SMP

    RolloVsArthur Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the battles are as epic as Rollo Lothbrok taking on Arthur Shelby!

    Join us if you want to witness crazy showdowns between players dressed as Vikings and gangsters from the 1920s. Will Rollo’s brute strength overpower Arthur’s cunning tactics? Only time will tell in this insane world where anything can happen.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out for glory and bragging rights. Who will emerge victorious and claim the title of ultimate champion?

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a crossover between Vikings and Peaky Blinders, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DiddySnitchCraft

    DiddySnitchCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to see Diddy Kong snitching on all the other players for stealing his bananas. That’s right, this server is bananas!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a chicken while juggling diamonds.

    So why join this server? Because where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton, or participate in a llama race where the winner gets a pet dragon?

    Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and see who Diddy will snitch on next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SadSmilesHideHere

    SadSmilesHideHere

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis server and u will see unicorns flying around, pooping rainbows and glitter everywhere. u can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. build a house out of cheese and live happily ever after with a pet dragon that farts diamonds. also, there are secret caves filled with dancing pandas and talking trees. come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RainbowCraft: LGBTQ+ Safe Haven

    RainbowCraft: LGBTQ+ Safe Haven

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, super cool and stuff. plus, we got rainbow sheep and unicorns flying around everywhere, it’s like a magical wonderland up in here.

    and get this, our server is so lit that it’s been proven to decrease the risk of media attacks on the LGBTQ+ community. like, for real, our server is like a safe haven for all LGBTQ+ peeps. we even have a secret potion that gives you rainbow powers and makes you invincible to haters.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every night? yeah, it’s wild. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, life-changing and stuff. trust me, you won’t regret it. just come on over and let the rainbow magic take you on a journey you’ll never forget.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP