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VibeCraft: Learn to Please

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Enchantments Applied:	120	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Star Shards Collected:	183
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the blocks are made of vibrating machines that learn your personal preferences. Yeah, that’s right, we’re not far away from a machine-learning enabled vibrator that learns personal preferences. Join our server and experience the thrill of building with blocks that vibrate to your liking. Trust us, once you try it, you’ll never want to go back to regular old blocks again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the vibrating fun begin!

Neighborhoods of Misconception

affluent neighborhoods, class divide, conservative beliefs, economic status, income disparity, income estimation, income inequality, liberal beliefs, Misconception, neighborhood demographics, neighborhood dynamics, neighborhood wealth, Neighborhoods, political ideology, Poor conservatives, poorer neighborhoods, societal perceptions, socioeconomic status, wealth estimation, wealth perception, wealthy liberals

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Towns Built:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ores Mined:	5840

join our epic minecraft server where poor conservatives and wealthy liberals live in harmony! liberals be like “omg my neighbors are so rich, i bet they have diamond blocks for walls” and conservatives be like “my neighbors must be swimming in emeralds, they probably have a pet dragon too” come join the fun and see for yourself the wacky world of exaggerated wealth and crazy neighbors! you never know what kind of mansion or castle your neighbor might have next door, maybe even a secret underground lair filled with treasure! join now and let your imagination run wild in our one-of-a-kind server!

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️: Where creeper explosions are just accepted as part of the decor!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, Accelerated Leaf Decay, Accepted, anti-creeper., club, creeper, decor, Enderman, explosions, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, part, ServUX, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed Mobs & Players Drop Heads Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief Accelerated Leaf Decay Minecarts now run 4x faster Online Webmap

Application

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server here!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

FreakyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Potions Brewed:	143	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	166	Dragons Tamed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5333
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a bunch of absolute freaks who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our community events are something you won’t want to miss. From pig racing tournaments to zombie apocalypse survival challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCrushinMinecraft SMP

CraftyCrushinMinecraft, smp

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

So, there’s this girl that I like, and she’s only on this Minecraft SMP server! If you want a chance to impress her with your epic building skills and hilarious jokes, then you better join us ASAP. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wacky adventures begin!

VapeCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, addiction, Agreement, Boundaries, boundaries enforcement, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Enabling, facilitating, health, joint card, Minecraft, partner’s vaping, Partnership, relationship, Server, Support, throwaway, Ultimatum, VapeCraft, WIBTAH

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Farms Harvested:	512
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who just can’t kick their vaping habit? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any pesky vape clouds getting in your way.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only clouds you’ll see are made of pixels. Plus, with our strict no-vaping policy, you can rest easy knowing that you won’t have to deal with any secondhand smoke while you play.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to vape drama for good. Who knew that the key to a vape-free life was just a few blocks away?

PixelPeepers: FakeNudesExposed

anxiety, boudoir, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, cybercrime, depression, Distance, fake nudes, FakeNudesExposed, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, LDR, LEAK.., Modeling, photoshop, PixelPeepers, relationship, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this relationship story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like this poor model experienced.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether it’s dealing with fake nudes or uncovering shocking secrets. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being accused of something you didn’t do (unlike that poor model).

So come join us and experience the drama, the suspense, and the heartbreak on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the chaos begin!

WrongConsensus Minecraft SMP

alternative perspectives, cognitive biases, controversial topics, critical thinking, debunked theories, Examples, groupthink, historical events, historical inaccuracies, majority consensus, Minecraft, Misinformation, popular beliefs, public opinion, recent history, revisionist history, smp, societal beliefs, societal norms, wrong, WrongConsensus

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community that believes the Earth is flat and that llamas are secretly ruling the world from behind the scenes. We have weekly llama parades and offer exclusive llama-themed armor for all our players. Plus, we hold regular debates on why pineapple pizza is the only acceptable pizza topping. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky world where the majority consensus is always wrong!

UglyCraft – Beauty is in the blocks!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	947
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9197
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being called ugly again because our virtual world is filled with pixelated beauty! Our server is so visually stunning that even the Ender Dragon would stop in its tracks to take a selfie with the scenery. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond armor gives you a flawless complexion and our enchanted weapons make you look like a total badass. So come join us and show off your inner and outer beauty in a world where even the creepers are jealous of your looks!

SuspendCraft: No Legal Reps Allowed

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Dimension Hops:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250
Runes Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	68

so, like, this server is so lit that even Brazilian judges are getting involved! they suspended X platform because it was too fire for them to handle. they were like, “we can’t handle all this awesomeness, we need a legal representative to deal with it!” but we were like, “nah, we don’t need that, we’re too busy building epic castles and fighting dragons in our Minecraft world.”

join this server if you want to be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community out there. we’ve got players from all over the world, including Brazilian judges apparently. come see what all the fuss is about and join us for some epic adventures and non-stop laughs. trust us, you won’t regret it!