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| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 7922 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 822 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we once had a group of creepers throw a surprise party for Steve and blew up his house (don’t worry, we helped him rebuild it with diamond blocks).
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!
