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ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Towns Built:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mines Excavated:	3139
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	196
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

ShroomCraft: Neuro Fun Land

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain health, cognitive function, depression, dopamine, Fun, Jan 2025, Land, mental illness, Microdosing, mushrooms, Neuro, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neuroplasticity, Neuropsychiatric Disease, neurotransmitters, psilocybin, psychiatric research, serotonin, ShroomCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Yo yo yo! You wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, we got more mushrooms than Mario Kart! And guess what? We encourage microdosing while you play! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that it actually cures mental illness. Yeah, you heard me right. Just by playing on our server, your neurotransmitters will be poppin’, your neuroinflammation will be gone, and your neuroplasticity will be off the charts!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

TortugaMC

Adventure, below average, command blocks, Community, Expansion, fan favorite, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, TortugaMC, Turtle Hockey, Unique, Unique Games, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

A below average minigame server.

TortugaMC is a minigames server providing unique games adapted from completely vanilla concepts, typically originating purely from command blocks, only using plugins to refine the experience. Our current primary offering is the fan-favorite Turtle Hockey mode, but we have many plans for expansion into other vanilla-inspired modes.

play.tortugamc.org

CastleQuest

active moderation, Adventure, castle decorations, CastleQuest, collaboration, Community, Community Events, creativity, Custom terrain, epic combat, friendly community, Hardcore, INCLUSIVE, kingdom rules, Medieval, mythical origins, proximity voice chat, Roleplay, RPG, smp, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Animals Bred:	121	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Server Name	CastleQuest SMP
Theme	Medieval Adventure
Features	Medieval-Themed Mods Custom Terrain Proximity Voice Chat Community Events Survival with a Twist
Community	Active Moderation

FAQ

What is CastleQuest SMP?

CastleQuest SMP is a medieval-themed Minecraft server that offers a unique RPG experience filled with adventure, creativity, and a welcoming community.

What makes CastleQuest SMP special?

CastleQuest SMP stands out with its medieval-themed mods, custom terrain, proximity voice chat, community events, and survival with a twist.

What are the kingdom rules?

The kingdom rules include respecting everyone, requiring consent for PvP, sticking to the medieval theme, and avoiding griefing, stealing, or cheating.

How can I join CastleQuest SMP?

You can join CastleQuest SMP by joining their Discord server and starting your medieval adventure with the community.

Is CastleQuest SMP suitable for all players?

Yes, CastleQuest SMP has an inclusive and friendly community, active moderation, and encourages collaboration and roleplay, making it suitable for all players.

UnityCraft 1.20

chance, Connection, couple, destiny, doubt, fate, Future, Hope, love, Possibility, prediction, Realistic, relationship, reunion, romance, skepticism, speculation, uncertainty, UnityCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Void Gems Collected:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	2382	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Bro, forget reality! Join our Minecraft server and watch pigs fly and creepers dance together in perfect harmony!

You think they’ll get together in real life? Haha, on our server, anything is possible!

Join now and witness the most epic love story between a villager and a zombie!

Who needs reality when you can have a front-row seat to the craziest Minecraft soap opera ever?

Forget about real relationships, join our server and watch the drama unfold in blocky pixel form!

BailCraft: No Refunds, No Regrets

BailCraft, bailed, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, family emergency, financial responsibility, friendship, group dynamics, group trip, Honesty, immaturity, loyalty, moral dilemma, peer pressure, refund, refunds, regrets, ski trip, social dynamics, Trust

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
New Chunks Explored:	277831	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty over everything! Just like Sarah’s loyalty to her friends on that ski trip…oh wait, nevermind.

Join our server for epic adventures and crazy stories like the time a player tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

Looking for drama? Look no further! Our community is filled with twists and turns, just like Sarah’s last-minute decision to ditch her friends for a beach vacation with her boyfriend.

And hey, if you’re feeling generous, feel free to donate $600 to the server…just kidding! We won’t pull a Sarah on you and leave you hanging. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Late4MinecraftSMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, DELAY, EXCUSE, Explanation, funny, Humorous, Late, Late4MinecraftSMP, odd, quirky, reason, Ridiculous, silly, Story, strange, TARDY, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	128
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! I was once late to a meeting because I was too busy trying to tame a pack of wild llamas in the game. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas! And then I accidentally set my house on fire because I was too busy trying to make a giant lava pit for no reason. It was epic, bro. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the craziness and chaos of Minecraft like never before. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night. Don’t miss out, join now! #minecraftmadness #llamalove #discoinferno