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MineBridges Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of Sir Jeff Bridges demanding too much money on your current Minecraft server? Well, fear not! We have the perfect solution for you. Our server has found the one and only player who jumped on the first greyhound out to join us. Legend has it that he can build a house in Minecraft faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Join us this evening and witness the epicness unfold!

CelebCrushCraft

Actor, actress, CelebCrushCraft, Celebrity, celebrity crush, celebrity obsession, childhood crush, childhood memories, Crush, famous crush, first crush, heartthrob, Idol, movie star, musician, Nostalgia, pop culture, Singer, star, teen crush, tv star

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Farms Harvested:	986
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate celebrity crush paradise! Join now and you’ll have the chance to date your favorite celebrity in Minecraft form – imagine building a virtual mansion for Ryan Gosling or going on a romantic mining adventure with Beyoncé! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make all your celebrity crush dreams come true in the wacky world of Minecraft!

”Crafty Seagal’s Minecraft Server”

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9595
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Zombie Dances:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that even Steven Seagal himself would endorse? Picture this: Steven Seagal logging on, ready to take on the virtual world with his martial arts skills. He’s looking for a wrestler to team up with, and on our server, he finds the perfect match.

In the late 80s, Steven Seagal would have been marking out for none other than Macho Man Randy Savage. Imagine the epic battles they would have had in the ring, or in this case, in the Minecraft world.

But fast forward to today, and Steven Seagal’s favorite wrestler would have to be none other than John Cena. Just picture it – Steven Seagal and John Cena teaming up to take on all challengers in our Minecraft server.

So come join us and experience the excitement and hilarity of a Minecraft server that even Steven Seagal would approve of. Who knows, you might even run into him in the virtual world, ready to kick some blocky butt.

Weasel Hive Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with legal systems full of weasels? Join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content! No more worrying about rule of law, just pure unadulterated creativity. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of friendly llamas who have a knack for building epic structures with their hooves. So come join us and escape the tyranny of legal systems, because who needs rules when you have llamas?

TomHanksCraft – The Most Terrifying Minecraft Server!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3585
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	641	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, come join our server where Tom Hanks is lowkey terrifying! That’s right, our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists, all thanks to the one and only Tom Hanks.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly Tom Hanks appears out of nowhere, wielding a diamond sword and demanding to be your neighbor. Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with Tom Hanks clones, all trying to steal your precious diamonds.

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Tom Hanks also hosts weekly movie nights where he screens his greatest films for all the players to enjoy. And rumor has it, if you can defeat Tom Hanks in a PvP battle, he’ll grant you three wishes (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the madness that is Tom Hanks in all his lowkey terrifying glory!

Blocky Hospital LOLz

Actor, biden, blocky, crime, Diversity, diversity inclusion, Entertainment, fox news, general hospital, Hollywood, Hospital, inclusion, investigation, Johnny Wactor, lolz, Los Angeles, murder, News, society, star, television, Tragedy, Weimerica

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Brad Pitt’s Ladybug Philosophy Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Farms Harvested:	125
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Crops Grown:	1566
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where Brad Pitt isn’t even a ladybug? Well, look no further because on our server, Brad Pitt is not only a ladybug but he’s also the philosopher of the century! Join us for some deep discussions about life, love, and ladybugs while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening? Join now and expand your mind (and your block collection)!

CageCraft: The Attractive Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Buildings Constructed:	40	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	949213	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question the attractiveness of Nicholas Cage? Look no further, because our server will have you saying “YES, he is a national treasure!” Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground base where Nicholas Cage himself hangs out in his spare time. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own shrine to the one and only Nicholas Cage – because let’s face it, he’s the real reason you play Minecraft. Join now and let the Cage-mania begin!

BlockbusterCraft: Where Steve is the Best Character in Cinematic History

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the best thing since sliced bread! Why, you ask? Because we have the best character in cinematic history running the show! That’s right, folks, Iron Man himself is the admin of our server. He flies around in his suit, shooting creepers with his repulsor beams and building epic structures with his bare hands. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where the ground is made of candy and the trees grow diamonds? Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon to ride around on and wreak havoc with. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft Mayhem with the Gosling Bros!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Ryan Gosling’s face couldn’t handle it. Rumor has it, Tom Cruise, Zac Efron, and even Caroline Bullock all tried to join but couldn’t handle the craziness. Join us if you dare, but be prepared to have your mind blown (and maybe your face messed up too)!

AdversePossessionGamer Minecraft SMP

Adverse possession, AdversePossessionGamer, Estate Planning, find recently deceased land owner, get color of title, Inheritance, land disputes, land ownership, legal loopholes, Minecraft, no children, no immediate relatives, no mortgage, park rv on land, pay the taxes, profit, property law, property rights, property taxes, real estate, smp, squatter’s rights, watch local obituaries

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Runes Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the land is up for grabs and the only rule is to be the last one standing! Join us as we embark on a wild journey of claiming land by any means necessary.

Forget about mining for resources or building epic structures, the real challenge is finding the most outrageous ways to secure your territory. Want to park your RV on someone’s land and claim it as your own? Go for it! Just make sure to pay the taxes and get that color of title to officially become the landowner.

But be warned, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that some players have even resorted to checking local obituaries to find recently deceased landowners with no heirs. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but the rewards are worth it.

So if you’re ready to take on the ultimate challenge and become the ruler of your own domain, join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of deception, strategy, and pure chaos. Just remember, in this game, there are no rules – only winners and losers.

CraftyWarz: West’s Weapon Ban Fail

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7300	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is invading russia but with a twist – they have unlimited weapons and the west is just sitting back watching the chaos unfold.

imagine riding a nuclear missile like a surfboard while battling russian soldiers on the streets of moscow. or teaming up with ukrainian pandas armed with rocket launchers to take down putin’s army of zombie bears.

we’ve got custom weapons, insane battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. so what are you waiting for? join now and help ukraine conquer russia in the most ridiculous way possible!

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Animals Bred:	81
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you lovely ladies out there!

Join us and experience a world where women are adored and welcomed with open arms. Our community is filled with sincere and caring individuals who always make sure you’re comfortable and happy.

But that’s not all! Our female players are known for their passive-aggressive charm towards men, making every interaction a hilarious and entertaining experience. Whether you’re looking for romance, friendship, or just some good old-fashioned banter, our server is the place to be.

So come on, ladies! Join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew playing Minecraft could be this much fun?!

SMP_MineCrafty2030

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens have formed a secret society plotting against the players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

BossKidsCash5

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	2131	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ores Mined:	3777	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Are you tired of boring bosses who don’t appreciate your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where giving out $5 to teenagers is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game perks!

Imagine a world where you can shower your boss’ kids with virtual currency and snacks without any judgment. Our server is a safe haven for all the generous souls out there who just want to spread joy and laughter.

Don’t worry about being labeled as unethical or inappropriate – on our server, the more outrageous, the better! So come join us and let your inner mom instincts shine as you treat everyone to a virtual soda party. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the most generous player in all of Minecraft!

BlockyBoners

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling some type of way in no time!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will make you feel like a total block-tease. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are blushing!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of sexy skeletons start dancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. And don’t even get us started on the steamy encounters you’ll have with our resident Ender Dragon.

So if you’re ready to get weirdly turned on in the best way possible, join our Minecraft server today. Who knew pixels could be so provocative?

DutchCraft16: No Restrictions!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Towns Built:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Wilderness Tamed:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use dutch f-16s without restrictions!! fly around in ur own fighter jet and bomb ur friends’ houses for fun! watch out for the flying pigs tho, they’re armed and dangerous. also, did we mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and lava traps? join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever!!

LootLlamaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mines Excavated:	3340
Animals Bred:	196	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking chickens and dancing pigs. They were greeted by a unicorn riding a llama and were given a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. But beware, for the evil potato-stealing goblins lurk in the shadows, ready to snatch it away!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Rainbow Sheep Gang, a group of mischievous sheep who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Join us and help put an end to their woolly shenanigans!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy antics and absurd quests await you in this bizarre and hilarious world!

TitanCraft SMP – “wow this Shingeki no Kyojin show is really good can’t wait for Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Towns Built:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the builds are the stories we come up with! Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, and finding hidden treasure in the depths of the Nether.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the time we had a dance party with the Ender Dragon or when we all dressed up as Steve for Halloween. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most insane and hilarious Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even schlicking to Armin deepthroating (just kidding…maybe).

WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of weddings that don’t appreciate the true stars of the show – your kids? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for your little ones to shine like the diamonds they are!

Join our server and let your kids experience the thrill of standing up in a virtual wedding party. They’ll wear virtual suits, walk down virtual aisles, and even perform virtual duties – all from the comfort of your own home! And the best part? They won’t be kicked out of the virtual reception, because everyone is invited to party in Minecraft land!

Say goodbye to the hassle of suit rentals and childcare arrangements, and say hello to a world where kids are the VIPs. So come on, join our server and let your kids be the stars they were always meant to be!