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Kim’s Craft Minecraft Server

Alliance, cooperation, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic ties, east asia, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kims, Meeting, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, russia, sanctions, Server, strategic partnership, summit, Visit, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Buildings Constructed:	36
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Votes:	1711
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Kim Jong-un and Putin are besties? Yeah, you heard me right! They be building pixel art of each other’s faces and declaring world domination in the virtual world. Join us and witness the epic bromance between these two dictators as they plan their next visit to the server. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get into next? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the madness!

ChiquitaCraft: Banana Bandits Be Gone!

banana, bandits, ChiquitaCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1291
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Runes Activated:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got bananas, man. like, not just any bananas, but GIANT bananas. and get this, these bananas are so big, they can actually control paramilitaries in colombia. yeah, you heard that right. our bananas are so powerful, they can make a whole jury hold chiquita liable for financing those paramilitaries. like, how crazy is that? so come on, join our server and see for yourself the power of the almighty banana. it’s bananas, man. literally.

CraftyEmoteFun

Body language, CraftyEmoteFun, emotional awareness, emotional connection, emotional expression, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional response, emotions, Empathy, face expressions, facial cues, facial feedback, facial muscles, feeling, mimicry, nonverbal communication, Psychology, Relevant, SELF AWARENESS, Voluntary

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so, like, on this server, right, you can, like, totally experience ALL the emotions just by making the right face! like, if you wanna feel super happy, just smile like a maniac and BAM, you’re on cloud nine! wanna feel angry? just scrunch up your face like you just ate a lemon and BOOM, instant rage mode activated! it’s like your face is a remote control for your feelings, man. join this server and unlock the power of your facial expressions! it’s like a whole new level of emotional gaming, dude. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get those faces moving and grooving!

BrainBlockCraft: Where Minds and Pixels Collide

brain differences, brain regions, BrainBlockCraft, collide, Distress, emotion, gender differences, HSDD, hypoactive sexual desire disorder, Men, mental health, Minds.., neuroscience, pixels, Psychology, research, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual interest, study, visual cortex, Women

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	60
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Crops Grown:	9497

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u should cuz we got brain differences goin on up in here! like wut even is HSDD? who cares, all u need to know is that it affects 10% of women and 8% of men, and it’s makin their brains go all wonky! in women, it messes with their emotion brain regions, and in men, it’s all about the visual cortex! so if u wanna see some crazy brain stuff happenin while u build ur epic minecraft creations, then join us now! cuz this server is like no other, it’s a brain bonanza up in here!

NeanderKun’s Minecraft Server

best wishes, comfort, concern, Good Vibes, health, Hope, KUN, Minecraft, NeanderKuns, neanderthal, neanderthal kun, okay, positive energy, positive thoughts, Reassurance, Recovery, Safety, sending love, Server, Support, well-wishes, wellness, wishing well

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you’ll encounter Neanderthal Kun, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of his lost pet rock. Will you help him find it? Or will you join forces with the rock and start a rebellion against Neanderthal Kun? The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just make sure to watch out for flying pigs and dancing creepers along the way!

PooftersCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, advocacy, Awareness, CHANGE, Community, companies, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, poofters, PooftersCraft, pride, progress, RIGHTS, Server, solidarity, Support, Workplace

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server in existence! We may be called “Two companies for poofters,” but don’t let the name fool you – we are all about fun and craziness here.

Join us if you want to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of glitter blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with skeletons and creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a spontaneous tap dance routine.

Looking for a challenge? How about trying to survive in our “Cotton Candy Canyon” biome, where the ground is made of marshmallows and the trees are giant lollipops? Or take on our custom boss, the Disco Llama, who attacks with a barrage of disco balls and confetti cannons.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the “Unicorn Caves,” rumored to be guarded by a flock of sparkly pink sheep and a squad of ninja pandas. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of this magical realm?

So come on over to “Two companies for poofters” and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Dad’sSideChickNoHelp Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, DadsSideChickNoHelp, difficult situations, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father’s affair partner, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stepkids, Support

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2769
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Magic Items Found:	6732	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of family betrayal, cheating scandals, and unexpected alliances – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine building your dream castle while dodging texts from your dad’s ex-affair partner begging for your support. Or teaming up with her kids, who see you as their long-lost brother, to take down the ultimate villain – your cheating dad! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building fun!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride of family drama and Minecraft adventures, join our server now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be an AHole like your dad – join us today!

BabyNameDrama2021

asserting authority, baby names, baby naming, BabyNameDrama2021, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Disrespect, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, generational differences, Golden Child, name ownership, parental favoritism, parenting, setting boundaries, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, snarky response

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Animals Bred:	192	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	2564

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, you can name your Minecraft baby whatever you want, even if it’s on someone else’s baby name list! Take that, Jade!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with snarky responses, dismissive attitudes, and family drama that will make you question if you’ve gone too far. Who needs a good sister when you can have a whole community of players who will have your back no matter what?

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never back down from a good argument. Who knows, you might even find yourself blocking your own family members in real life just for fun! See you there!

Blocky Afterparty Minecraft Server

after party, afterparty, blocky, Bonding, Communication, connecting with others, Debriefing, emotional processing, exploring boundaries, group sex, Intimacy, Minecraft, Orgy, physical recovery, post-orgy etiquette, relationships, Relaxation, self-care, Server, sexual activity, sexual exploration, sharing experiences, socializing, Unwinding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	583	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2017	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Well, on our Minecraft server, they join us for an epic virtual adventure! Imagine this: after a wild night of partying, everyone decides to unwind by hopping on our server and building giant phallic-shaped structures out of pixelated blocks. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you. Plus, we have a special event every Friday where players compete in a “Best Orgy-inspired Build” contest. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players trying to recreate their wildest fantasies in Minecraft form. So come join us and let your creativity run wild (just like those post-orgy vibes)!

PixelParentingCraft

Challenges, children, Emotional journey, family, fulfillment, growth, joy, learning, Life Changes, love, new beginnings, parenting, patience, personal development, perspective change, PixelParentingCraft, Priorities, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Selflessness, transformation

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Ores Mined:	6813

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner child while also experiencing the joys of parenthood? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and responsibility!

Join our server and experience the thrill of raising virtual Minecraft babies while fending off creepers and zombies. Watch as your little blocky offspring grow up and become expert builders, all while learning valuable life lessons like teamwork and resource management.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Minecraft parents who have banded together to protect their young from the dangers of the blocky world. Join forces with other parents to build epic fortresses, go on daring adventures, and maybe even uncover the mystery of the legendary Diamond Diaper.

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Who knew that parenting in a virtual world could be so much fun?