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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 1050 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Join our SMP if you want to be surrounded by a bunch of players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks just because they can. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?
Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them howl with laughter. And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by creepers – winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind world!
