Action Game Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Here’s your new Smash Bros game Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, get ready for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and meme their way to victory.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground is literally lava and “Parkour Pigs” where you have to race against a herd of speedy swine. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles that will have you questioning your sanity.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your chicken, and come join the madness today!

Ninja Gaiden is Stupid Minecraft Server

Action Game, button mashing, Challenging, Combat, controller throwing, devil may cry, Difficult, Dmc, Frustration, gaiden, gameplay, Hack and Slash, infuriating, INTENSE, Minecraft, ninja, ninja gaiden, Rage Quit, Server, stress inducing, stupid, tough boss battles, video game

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Tired of getting wrecked in other servers? Join our Minecraft server where the mobs are scared of YOU! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is too scared to log on. We have diamond armor for days, unlimited enchanted weapons, and even a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a pizza party with the Ender Dragon. Don’t waste your time getting frustrated in other servers, come join us and become the ultimate Minecraft legend! And hey, if you still can’t handle it, there’s always DMC…whatever that is.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Action Game, Action-Adventure, black myth monke, BlockyBanter, capcom, combat system, console gaming, decent combat, demon hunting, devil may cry, dmc6, gameplay, Gaming, Hack and Slash, hack and slash game, long tail tags, Minecraft, Next Gen Consoles, next generation, release date, Server, stylish combat, video games

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of waiting for next-gen consoles to release? Are you craving some epic action and decent combat in your life? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have all the action-packed adventure you could ever dream of!

Join us and embark on insane quests to defeat mythical creatures, build towering castles with your bare hands, and even ride dragons into battle. Our server is so epic, even the black myth monke himself would be jealous! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness!

CraftyDescendant Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Star Shards Collected:	291
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become a Descendant in this wacky world where you fight for the survival of humanity – because who wouldn’t want to do that in a blocky world?

Descendants have unique abilities that will have you laughing and crying as you tackle solo and co-op missions with up to 4 players. And get this – you’ll be using varied mechanics to defeat giant bosses that will have you questioning your sanity!

Download now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything is possible – even flying pigs and talking cows (seriously, they have some juicy gossip). So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

SenranCraft: Where Normalfags Fear to Tread

Action Game, AGES, Anime, Censorship, complaining, controversial, Fan Service, fear, Female Characters, feminist criticism, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Japanese culture, mature content, Niche, ninja girls, Normalfags, Otaku, Senran Kagura, SenranCraft, Sexualization, Tread, video games

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ores Mined:	7561
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we embrace all things Senran Kagura! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Age is just a number here! We don’t care about ages, we only care about having a good time and building some EPIC structures!
Twerk like a ninja! In our server, you can show off your twerking skills while dressed as your favorite Senran Kagura character. It’s a sight to behold!
Ninjas vs. Creepers! Join us for our special event where ninjas from Senran Kagura battle it out against creepers in an EPIC showdown. Who will emerge victorious?
Senran Kagura skin contest! Show off your creativity by designing the best Senran Kagura-themed skin. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high-five!

So what are you waiting for? Join our EPIC Minecraft server now and let the Senran Kagura madness begin!

Blocky Battles: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	6611
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Villages Defended:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Tired of playing on dead servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hopefully less dead than the last one! Join us for some epic action-packed fun that will have you laughing and crying at the same time (mostly from falling into lava, let’s be real).

Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got crazy mini-games, insane builds, and a community that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day (or ban a griefer, whatever comes first).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton – stranger things have happened in Minecraft, trust us.

GaycestCraft: The Fabulous Minecraft SMP

brother, coming out, dad/son, Fabulous, family relationships, forbidden love, gay experiences, gaycest, GaycestCraft, Gender Identity, homosexual, Incest, lesbians, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, non-binary, queer, same sex relationships, sexual orientation, smp, taboo

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your incestuous gay experiences, whether you’re into dad/son, brotherly love, or any other taboo relationships. And don’t worry, lesbians are welcome too, but sorry trannies, no entry for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous stories and outrageous adventures. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

advice, BabyDaddyDrama, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DATING, Decision making, Drama, Empathy, Friends, Honesty, loyalty, Minecraft, perspective, Pregnancy, Psychology, rejection, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Villages Defended:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	28
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like the story of my friend who got caught up in a love triangle with a guy who got someone else pregnant while trying to rekindle things with her.

But wait, there’s more! Imagine receiving a text from the baby mama calling you desperate for pursuing a man in such a messy situation. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of virtual drama and questionable life choices without any real-life consequences? Plus, you might just learn a valuable lesson about making better choices in relationships.

Don’t be an AITA (Am I The Asshole) in real life, join our server and let the chaos ensue!

NoKidsNoProbsMC

balance, career, childfree, Conflict, different paths in life, family, family dynamics, family rift, freedom, Happiness, Honesty, honesty with kids, life choices, NoKidsNoProbsMC, parenting, personal choice, personal time, Respect, sibling rivalry, societal expectations, Truth

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Void Gems Collected:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values freedom, personal time, and career growth? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s childfree lifestyle, we believe in living life on your own terms without judgment.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own empire without the pressure of family obligations. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand that happiness comes in many forms, whether it’s raising virtual animals or conquering pixelated kingdoms.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, just like OP stood her ground with her sister, you can stand tall in our server and be proud of your choices. Who needs kids when you have a creeper army at your disposal?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little family drama (virtual, of course)! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’re obligated to do is have fun!

MineCraftMansion

amenity, BONUS, comfort, convenience, exclusive, extravagance, Hidden Gem, high end, indulgence, Lavish, luxury, MinecraftMansion, opulence, Premium, Privilege, rare, Rarity, Special, Splurge, Treat, Upscale

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Emeralds Found:	1514
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	8772
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Have you ever dreamed of living in a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are your cute little pets? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate luxury paradise for all gamers!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building castles in the sky with blocks made of pure gold, and taming dragons to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted items and rare loot.

So why settle for a boring old survival world when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Come on, what are you waiting for? Your epic adventure awaits!

KremlinCraft: Where Russian Conscripts Go Missing

Army, captured, CASUALTIES, Conflict, conscription, conscripts, Defense, eastern europe, families, international relations, investigation, Killed, KremlinCraft, Kursk region, Military, missing, russia, Russian, Russian conscripts, search operation, soldiers, Tragedy, War

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Crops Grown:	2051	Runes Activated:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we have more missing players than the russian army in the kursk region! if you survive longer than a russian conscript, you win a prize! but be careful, our mobs are more ruthless than a russian soldier on the battlefield. join now for a chance to experience the chaos and mayhem that is our server!

EnerGuzzlerCraft

Beverages, caffeinated drinks, carbonated drinks, drink choices, drink consumption, drink habits, drink options, drink preferences, drink selection, drink variety, EnerGuzzlerCraft, energy boost, energy drinks, flavored drinks, hydration, liquid refreshment, Non-alcoholic drinks, soft drinks, sports drinks, sugary drinks, Thirst-quenching

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can drink energy drinks ALL DAY ERRY DAY. forget water, we only sip on that high octane fuel, baby! need to sprint away from creepers? chug an energy drink. need to mine faster than lightning? slam an energy drink. need to build a castle in 5 minutes flat? you guessed it, energy drink time! come join us and get hyped up on caffeine and chaos, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Surviving on a budget: No fancy stuff! Just plain old survival fun on CraftedSurvival server 1.21!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	8661	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Name:	Crafted Survival
Type:	Semi-vanilla SMP
Features:	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting
IP:	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port:	19132

Overview

Crafted Survival is a semi-vanilla SMP offering a friendly, fun, and inclusive environment. We try to keep the game as close to vanilla as possible with a few extra tweaks we wish Mojang would add while providing a griefer-free and friendly community experience.

FAQ

What is a semi-vanilla SMP?

A semi-vanilla SMP is a Minecraft server that preserves most of the vanilla gameplay while adding some additional features to enhance the player experience.

How do I claim land on the server?

You can claim land by using the Land Claiming feature available on Crafted Survival. Simply follow the instructions provided in-game to protect and manage your land.

Can I play on the server with friends?

Absolutely! Crafted Survival encourages multiplayer gameplay and offers features such as Homes and TPA to make it easier for players to connect and play together.

Are there any special events or activities on the server?

Crafted Survival hosts various events and activities for players to participate in, such as building contests, treasure hunts, and more. Keep an eye on the server announcements for upcoming events!

How can I rank up on the server?

Ranks on Crafted Survival are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you contribute to the community and the server, the higher your rank will be.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, Crafted Survival has a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a friendly and enjoyable community for all players. Any griefing behavior will result in immediate action from the server staff.

Can I use mods on the server?

Crafted Survival is a semi-vanilla server, so we recommend playing without mods to maintain the integrity of the gameplay experience. However, some mods may be allowed as long as they do not give unfair advantages or disrupt the server balance.

CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ores Mined:	640	Chimeras Created:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2197	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well fear no more, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you dare, and prepare to have your mind blown (and your cunt scared) with the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of flying pigs wearing top hats. They were led by a chicken riding a llama, and together they sang a beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark” while shooting fireworks out of their butts. It was a sight to behold, and that player never looked at Minecraft the same way again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it only appears once in a blue moon. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this feathered treasure?

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few flying pigs in top hats). Don’t be afraid in your cunt, embrace the madness and let the hilarity ensue!

SMPixelatedMadness – 404

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9639
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the pigs ride horses, the creepers wear top hats, and the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and show off their dance moves. You might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine doing the Macarena!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of musical chairs. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness!

MomRageCraft

abusive mother, aita, arguments, Chores, Communication, coping mechanisms, ex-addict, Family issues, Flinching, forgetful, generational trauma, jumpy, Laundry, mom, MomRageCraft, Nervous, relapse, sleep deprived, Trauma, Volatile, Yelling

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2818
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and arguments? Join our Minecraft server for a peaceful and stress-free environment! No more ex-addicts relapsing, no more yelling about forgotten chores, and definitely no more triggering traumatic memories.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from family members who just don’t understand. Plus, our virtual world is equipped with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and unlimited reserves of diamond blocks.

So why wait? Join now and escape the chaos of reality for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations (but don’t worry, we have a no-creeper policy in place). Let’s craft away the stress together!