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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9546 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Yo, listen up you potato-loving gamers! Only 6 days left until this epic Minecraft server vanishes like my will to live after a creeper explosion! Join us now before it’s too late and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and getting wrecked by skeletons at every turn!
Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and chaos! You’ll meet fellow players who are just as deranged as you are, embark on quests that will make you question your sanity, and maybe even find a diamond or two if you’re lucky (or just steal them from someone else, we won’t judge)!
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the ride of your life! But remember, time is running out faster than a creeper chasing after your sorry behind, so join now or forever hold your peace (and miss out on all the craziness)! See you on the other side, chumbuds!
