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Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

Alternative Flag Pack, Aulus Hirtius, Battle of Mutina, Battle of San Jacinto, Conquer, Crafty, Crimeamod, Empire, Ending Extension Mod, EU4, EU5, grand strategy, gsg, Historical Project Mod Plus, History, HOI3, Lisbon Massacre, lol, Mark Antony, Mods, Niggermod, Rome, Romulus, Spanish-American War, Texas Revolution, Unfucked HPM, v2, Vic 3, vietnam war, Warlords

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Enchantments Applied:	54	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion

Abuse, Awareness, bedrock, building, Corrupted, Future, future girlfriend, Girlfriend, healing, Justice, MANSION, mental health, night, older men, Prevention, Recovery, relationships, Sleep, SleeplessCraft, Support, survivors, Therapy, Trauma, Trust, violated, young age

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting violated is your sense of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, outrageous builds, and unbelievable shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas stampede through your base, knocking everything in their path. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who just want to dance the night away.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And let’s not forget about the Pixel Art Gallery, where players showcase their artistic skills by creating masterpieces out of blocks.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?

Daddy’s Minecraft Meltdown

consequences, Daddys, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Father, Imagine, judgment, Meltdown, Minecraft, Morals, online behavior, parental disapproval, privacy, regret, reputation, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, shame, social media, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ores Mined:	3993	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have That’s someone’s daughter ffs as our motto! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp, they can cut through the drama faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!” – The villagers in our server are so sassy, they make the Kardashians look like amateurs! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a royal rumble with Ender Dragons!

So come join us on That’s someone’s daughter ffs Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

TrainWreckCraft: Where Modern Polish Trains Go to Ghana

accident, Asian companies, BREAKING, Business, China, Competition, dependence, ghana, Honesty, long term, MODERN, modern Polish train, Polish, Polish trains, Rail, scratching, Sell, train testing, Trains, TrainWreckCraft, Truck

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crops Grown:	6635
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	300	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible!

Join us as we embark on a journey to sell modern Polish trains to Ghana and free them from their dependence on China. Watch as Asian companies get mad at our success and try to sabotage our train testing.

Witness the drama unfold as an (Asian-made) truck is accidentally left on the rails, only to be survived by our indestructible Polish train. Who knew that Polish trains don’t break in half after a light scratching like Asian stuff?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this ridiculous adventure! Who knows what other crazy schemes we’ll come up with next!

MainstreamCraft: Where even your grandma is a pro gamer

#gamer, fanbase, game analysis, game criticism, game design, game developers, game development, game evolution, game industry, Game Mechanics, game perception, game popularity, game reception, game reception trends, game success, game trends, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming phenomenon, gaming trends, Grandma, Mainstream, MainstreamCraft, PRO

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mines Excavated:	3062	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server that was so LEGENDARY, even the creepers were shaking in their pixelated boots. People from all over the world flocked to this server, drawn in by the promise of UNLIMITED DIAMONDS and ENDLESS ADVENTURES.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the devs themselves are scratching their heads in confusion. They can’t understand how we got so popular, but hey, who cares when you’re having this much fun, am I right?

So come join us on this wild ride of block-building madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server in existence – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Nazis: Building a Reich in Minecraft

building, controversy, Crafty, current events, debate, dictator, discussion, History, hitler, internet, Minecraft, Nazis, News, Propaganda, Reich, social media, trending, trending hashtags, trending news, trending topics, trending tweets, twitter, viral, viral posts, world war II

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Potions Brewed:	37

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on this server, you can ride LLAMAS into battle and fight off hordes of evil RAINBOW SHEEP with your trusty diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER that will boogie down with you while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret DIAMOND CHICKEN that lays golden eggs!

Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with MAGIC, MAYHEM, and MINECRAFT MADNESS! Don’t miss out on the craziest server in town!

Pineal Gland Pals Minecraft Server

brain chemistry, brain function, Childhood, emotional well being, Gland, Happiness, happiness as a child, happiness levels, happiness research, melatonin production, mental health, Minecraft, neurology, PALS, Pineal, pineal gland, pineal gland activation, pineal gland calcification, pineal gland decalcification, pineal gland function, pineal gland health, pineal gland meditation, serotonin levels, Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our totally not sketchy at all Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us and experience a world where your pineal gland is ALIVE and kicking! Say goodbye to adult responsibilities and hello to building epic structures and battling dragons with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a secret potion that can resurrect your pineal gland and bring back your inner childlike joy. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this crazy journey together. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

CrazyCraft: Where the Top Schizos of /a/ Reign Supreme

A, Anime, ANONYMOUS, Characters, Community, crazycraft, current, delusions, discussion, fan theories, forum, internet culture, Manga, mental health, Obsession, online personalities, Otaku, PARANOIA, Reign, schizophrenia, schizos, social media, SUPREME, Top, top schizos

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got schizos galore on this server, making it the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there.

Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between schizos in the Minecraft world. Watch as they build insane structures, destroy everything in their path, and unleash chaos like you’ve never seen before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary schizo king, who rules over all with an iron fist (literally, he has an iron fist in the game). Join his army and conquer the Minecraft world together!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become one of the top schizos of all time!

Snapcraft: Where Creepers Send Dirty Messages

adult content, CREEPERS, DIRTY, explicit, flirty, Forbidden, INTIMATE, messages, Naughty, photos, Private, Provocative, RISQUE, scandalous, secretive, seductive, Send, sexting, Sexy, Snap, snapchat, Snapcraft, tantalizing, Videos

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Potions Brewed:	140	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Enchantments Applied:	285	Dragon Scales Harvested:	328
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing dirtier than our snap messages is the terrain! Join us for a wild ride filled with sexy adventures and scandalous shenanigans.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with sexy diamond armor. But beware, for the armor was cursed with the power of seduction! Players couldn’t resist showing off their new gear and soon, the entire server was embroiled in a fierce fashion show competition. Who knew Minecraft could be so sexy?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dirty Pig, a mischievous creature who loves to prank unsuspecting players by covering their builds in mud. Will you be the next victim of the Dirty Pig’s antics?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some dirty fun and sexy surprises along the way!

CraftyCrossposters: LOL Minecraft Server for Anons & Memers!

accomplishment, Anons, APPRECIATIVE, BTW anons, Community, Contribution, CraftyCrossposters, crossposters, Digital World, Grateful, help out, internet culture, lol, MEMBERSHIP, memers, Minecraft, non-pozzed world, Online Community, online forums, online support, premium account, Purchase, Server, small price, social media, Support

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	135	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever want and more!

Join us and embark on INSANE quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most EPIC structures you can imagine. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest adventurers can conquer its challenges and claim the riches within. Will you be one of them?

So what are you waiting for? Join our LEGENDARY Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Trust us, it’s worth every penny to escape the pozzed world and enter a realm of pure AWESOMENESS!