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BlockBlasters: Where cool kids come to craft and conquer! #KINO

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle of insanity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of friendly zombie villagers who love to trade rare items for emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the chickens – they wear tiny crowns and rule over their own kingdom within the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers show off their dance moves, and if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon wearing sunglasses and sipping on a potion cocktail.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and prepare to have your mind blown! (Disclaimer: Mind may not actually be blown, but you’ll definitely have a great time).

Neil’s Netherworld: A Blocky Adventure for the LOLZ

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crops Grown:	6115
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the craziest of stories become reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig off into the sunset? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild as you create the most outrageous creations you can think of.

One time, a player built an entire city made out of giant pizzas. And guess what? The villagers loved it! They even started hosting pizza parties every Saturday night.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground cavern filled with glittering diamonds and dancing zombies. It’s like a disco party down there, except with more brains and bling!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have. Just be careful not to fall into the lava pit while laughing at all the crazy shenanigans happening around you. The river may be wild, but our server is even wilder!

LitCraft – The Ultimate Modded Minecraft Server Where Diamonds Are Forever

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

🤪Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on this server, we embrace the Retarded Edition! 🤪

👽Join us as we discuss all things Modded Minecraft, from crazy modpacks to wacky build ideas. And don’t forget to update us on your latest mod creations for some hilarious feedback! 👾

🚨In breaking news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been annihilated! But fear not, PollyMC is here to save the day and let you keep playing without a Microsoft account. Take that, M$! 😜

🔥Check out our Useful Links for all the latest and greatest resources, from a Curseforge Search that’s out of this world to a Flavor of the Month Launcher that says “no” to Microsoft. And if you’ve been shafted by M$, we’ve got a 1.7.10 server authentication option just for you. You can still [multi]play with us! 🎉

💡Need some inspiration for your next Minecraft masterpiece? We’ve got you covered with Ideas, Albums, Resources & Inspiration galore. And don’t forget to read our General FAQ before bombarding us with questions about mod-making guides or where to download stuff. We’ve got it all laid out for you! 📚

🕳️So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft adventures. Who knows, you might stumble upon an abandoned mineshaft that will lead you to untold riches! See you in the game, crazy crafters! 🚀🌈

UBWcraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – Better Than the Rest! #UBW #Minecraft #GamerLife

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Animals Bred:	147
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as epic and fulfilling as the UBW route in Fate/Stay Night? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of adventure, friendship, and unlimited blade works!

Join us as we journey through the unknown future together, just like Rin and Shirou. Who knows what crazy adventures await us as we become better builders than we started out as. From epic battles to building magnificent structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why settle for anything less when you can join a Minecraft server that is truly the best route to take? Join us now and let’s create our own fate together!

GoonCraft: LoveGooning2020

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Emeralds Found:	7199
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go crazy for blocks? Look no further because our server is filled with tons of goon-worthy landscapes that will have you screaming for more! Our community is full of players who love to goon for each other, trading resources, building epic structures, and having a blast together. Join us and unleash your inner goon in a world where the only limit is your imagination! So come on, don’t be shy – join our server and start gooning like never before!

Why can’t your favs craft and mine like JuniperCraft?

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Tired of your favorite VTuber looking like a blocky mess in Minecraft? Join our server and witness the magic of Juniper Actias, the master model-maker who can literally make your oshi come to life in game! No more pixelated faces and wonky animations, just pure VTuber perfection at its finest. Plus, rumor has it that Juniper once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a stack of pancakes. True story. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

MinecraftMadness420 – ‘No. 673051269 by An0nym0us’ – Dope AF Server for Epic Gamers – Join Now and Pwn Noobs!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old same old? Look no further, because KINO is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us on KINO for a chance to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. But beware, these chickens have mastered the art of ninjutsu and will stop at nothing to defeat you!

Feeling a bit peckish? No problem! Our server is home to a magical oven that cooks up the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Just be careful not to eat too many, or you might turn into a cake yourself!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on KINO, every player gets their own personal unicorn to ride around on. It’s like a magical pony, but with way more sparkles and rainbows!

So what are you waiting for? Join KINO today and experience Minecraft like never before! But be warned, once you enter our crazy world, there’s no turning back.

Crafty AF: Share your filters on our lit Minecraft server! #FilterGoals #BuildSquad #CraftyCrew

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Divine Spears Created:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	7577	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Star Shards Collected:	274

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where robots from the future are running wild and causing mayhem! Ever wondered what filters other robots have in the year of the lord 2005+19? Well, wonder no more because on our server, you’ll have the chance to interact with all sorts of funky futuristic robots with filters that will blow your mind!

Join us for epic robot battles, where you can pit your trusty Minecraft skills against advanced AI from the future. Will you come out victorious, or will you be defeated by a robot with a filter so advanced it makes your head spin?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground labs where you can experiment with time travel and unlock hidden powers. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in these mysterious labs?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and witness the insanity for yourself! Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie looking for a wild ride, this server is guaranteed to provide hours of entertainment and wacky fun. Join us now and get ready to discover what filters other robots have in the year of the lord 2005+19!

CraftyTransGamer: Dysphoria-free Minecraft fun with a side of sass! #TransGirlGamer #NoDysphoriaAllowed

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8430
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Dragons Tamed:	2

Hey gamers, are you bored of the same old Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up and get your dose of chaos and laughter? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where we embrace the absurd and take trolling to a whole new level. Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Come chill with us and unleash your inner troll!

We have crazy events like “Dysphoria Day” where players can roleplay as different genders and troll each other in the most outrageous ways possible. It’s a wild and wacky experience you won’t find anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue. Just remember, leave your sanity at the door!

BlockMeme420: ‘/int/bros you were right’ – Join the hottest Minecraft server for the dankest memers out there!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of long distance relationships not working out? Well fear not, because on our server, YOU JUST KNOW meme is REAL! Join us and find your true love from across the world, just like the memes promised. Plus, our server is known for having a high population of Japanese women who are said to be superior in every way. Who needs Tinder when you have our Minecraft server to help you find your soulmate? Join now and start swiping right on blocks instead of profiles!