NailClipperLaundryDay

annoying sounds, beauty routine, cleaning, cringe-worthy, Cutting nails, Grooming, household chores, hygiene, irritating noises, irritating tasks, Laundry, manicure, nail maintenance, NailClipperLaundryDay, nails on chalkboard, pedicure, personal care, self-care, Short nails, UNCOMFORTABLE, unpleasant sensations

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	117	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Yo, you ever cut your nails too short and then try to do the laundry? Bro, that feeling is like nails on a chalkboard, am I right? But guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we promise you won’t ever have to experience that again! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, so fire, so next level that your nails will always be perfectly manicured and your laundry will always be fresh and clean!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually your friendly neighbors who bring you cookies instead of blowing up your house. Our pigs can fly and our cows can breakdance. And don’t even get me started on our chickens who lay golden eggs. We’ve got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that will make you feel like a total boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard that dragon tell a knock-knock joke. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Boys

Adventure, Boys, Community, Competitions, custom enchantments, Custom Items, custom textures, Customenchants, Customitems, Discord, Economy, Events, Giveaways, Guilds, Kits, Magical Items, MCMMO, Parties, Ranks, RPG, Slimefun, Support, Survival, Technology

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Welcome to Los Chicos Minecraft Server!

Dive into an immersive RPG experience where adventure meets innovation. Los Chicos offers a unique blend of custom items and enchantments that will elevate your gameplay to new heights. With the addition of Slimefun, you can explore a vast array of technological advancements and magical items, making every moment exciting and unpredictable.

Our dynamic economy system allows you to trade, build wealth, and establish your empire. Participate in thrilling events and competitions to showcase your skills, and don’t miss out on our frequent giveaways that reward our dedicated players.

Join Los Chicos today and become part of a vibrant community where every player contributes to an ever-evolving world of endless possibilities. Your adventure begins here!

Receive support and participate in events and giveaways in our discord server Discord

Features

Custom ItemsCustom EnchantmentsRPG skillsGuilds and PartiesSlimefunMcmmoCustom TexturesRanks and kits

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Parallel SMP: We Don’t Swing That Way with Semi-Vanilla Java and a dash of Multiworld Shenanigans!

ActiveEconomy, ArmoredPaws, Community, Custom, Dash, dont, Griefing, HACKING, Items, java, Journey, Lore, Multiversal, Multiworld, Nolag, Openworld, Parallel, ParallelWorlds, qualityoflife, respectful, rules, Semivanilla, Shenanigans, Shops, smp, SWING, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6095
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
New Chunks Explored:	720208	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Overview

Server Name	Parallel
Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
IP Address	play.parallelmc.org
Discord	https://discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website	https://www.parallelmc.org

Server Features

NEW Armored Paws Update: Featuring NINE new dog breeds, dog armor, and more!
Explore interconnected worlds.
Custom Features: Rifts to other worlds, custom structures, dungeons, and more!
Active, Dynamic Community: Friendly players and regular server events.
Participate in Lore: Shape the server’s story.
Active Economy: Shopping District and custom goods.
Quality of Life Improvements: Wandering traders, XP storage, and more!
NO LAG: Dedicated server hardware for lagless gameplay.

Server Rules

No griefing/looting
No hacking
Be respectful to other players

Join Parallel to start your multiversal journey today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Staff can roll back damages.
Can I use hacked clients on the server?	No, hacking is not allowed. Our anticheat system detects and mitigates hacked clients.
Are there any specific rules regarding chat behavior?	Players are expected to be respectful when interacting with others through chat.
Where can I find the full set of server rules?	You can find the complete rules on our website: https://parallelmc.org/rules/

CliqueCraft Minecraft Server

Big collabs, Bijou, care, Cecilia, CliqueCraft, cliques, ecelebs, erb, Excuses, fart jokes, Fauna, FLIRTING, fuwamoco, GIGI, gura, gym, Henma, hololive english, irys, Japan, Kiara, Kronii, lusting, Manager, Minecraft, mori, Nerissa, Nijivshojofication, offstream, penis sizes, Server, sex jokes, Shiori, Twitch Vtubers

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3478
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Emeralds Found:	8078	Star Shards Collected:	98
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress! Join us for big collabs that show there are cliques in EN, like when Fuwamoco cancels streams to hang out with mysterious figures. And don’t miss out on Kronii’s tales of flirting with men at the gym or ERB openly lusting after homos.

But that’s not all – Gura is taking time offstream to care for a secret someone, Kiara is meeting up with ecelebs for who knows what, and Fauna is streaming less to spend time with her special someone. Shiori is even rumored to be getting frisky with her male manager “Henma”!

And let’s not forget about Nerissa, who misses someone so much she’s hating Japan and making up silly excuses. Plus, IRyS, Mori, and Bijou are having some interesting discussions about…penis sizes. It’s all related to HoloEN somehow, just like Cecilia and Gigi bringing Twitch-style fart and sex jokes to the mix.

Join us on this wild ride as we witness the nijivshojofication of Hololive English – it’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords! Trust us, you won’t want to miss a moment of the chaos.

Thompson’s Minecraft Server – Govt Approved!

advocacy, APPROVED, Censorship, controversy, culture, Entertainment, Ethics, First Amendment, freedom of speech, gaming industry, Government, Govt, Jack Thompson, legislation, Media, Minecraft, morality, Politics, Regulation, Server, Social Issues, society, Thompsons, video games, violence

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of the government trying to control your gaming experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We are the rebels of the gaming world, where anything goes and Jack Thompson’s worst nightmares come true. Join us if you want to stick it to the man and play Minecraft like never before. Build giant phallic structures, create pixel art of your favorite memes, and unleash chaos upon the virtual world. The government may not approve, but who cares? Let’s show them that video games can be as wild and crazy as we want them to be!

ApologyDenied Minecraft Server

apologies, Apology, ApologyDenied, Breakfast, clean up, Clingy, Date night, envy, Eviction, Homeless, Kids, Lawyer, live show, Mentally Unstable, Minecraft, official paperwork, Server, sister, sushi, TOXIC, unfit mother, Unwelcome

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with your sister moving in and causing chaos! Join us and escape the real-life family drama by building and exploring in our virtual world.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister being clingy or envious of your virtual purchases. You can go on date nights with your virtual friends and enjoy sushi without any interruptions. And if your virtual sister starts causing trouble, you can kick her out with just a click of a button!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real-life family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free paradise!

LostPhoneLootWars

Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Etiquette, family, found phone, Gratitude, Honesty, judgment, Kids, lost phone, LostPhoneLootWars, Manners, Morals, parenting, park, RESPONSIBILITY, stranger danger, Trust

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6879
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Farms Harvested:	537	Alien Abductions:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2881

Looking for a Minecraft server where common sense prevails? Look no further than our server, where we value keeping lost phones safe over giving them to random kids! Join us for a wild ride of questionable parenting decisions and lack of gratitude. Who needs keys when you have a phone, am I right? Come join the fun and see if you can unlock the mysteries of our server, just don’t forget to say thank you!

PurrfectPaws vs BarkNation

Animals, BarkNation, cat, companions, debate, Decision making, Democracy, dog, election, furry friends, Government, intelligence, leadership, loyalty, opinion, Pets, Politics, president, PurrfectPaws, Qualities, qualities of a leader, Voting

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Love Letters Sent:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is run by a council of cats and dogs vying for presidency! That’s right, you get to choose who you want to lead the server – will you vote for the suave and sophisticated cat or the loyal and energetic dog?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “Lava Parkour” where you have to jump from block to block over a sea of lava while being chased by a pack of angry wolves. And don’t forget about our “Pig Racing” event where you can saddle up a pig and race against other players to see who can cross the finish line first!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft community out there! Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a cat and dog dance-off for the presidency – anything can happen on our server!

NaijaCraft Minecraft Server

$220 million, Breach, Data Protection, data violations, digital economy, fines, Information Security, internet, legal action, Meta, Minecraft, NaijaCraft, Nigeria, Nigerian government, Online platforms, penalty, personal information, privacy, regulatory compliance, Server, social media, Technology, user data

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	622	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than nigeria fining meta $220 million for being a data violator. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny they blind you like a disco ball. come build a house made entirely of cake and watch as the creepers try to eat it all. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you hate fun. then maybe you will. but who hates fun? not us. come join now and be part of the madness.

CraftyCrowdStrikeMC

computer outage, computer repair, computer security, CraftyCrowdStrikeMC, Crowdstrike, cyber attack, cybersecurity, cybersecurity incident, data breach, data loss, incident response, IT infrastructure, IT outage, IT Support, microsoft, network security, software issue, system failure, Technology, Windows (Operating System), Windows devices

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magic Items Found:	8349	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, it once turned all the pigs into flying unicorns! yea, u heard me right, FLYING UNICORNS! not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and golden apples!

oh, and did i mention that our server once had a showdown between a giant zombie and a pack of wolves? it was epic, let me tell u. the zombie was all like “braaains” and the wolves were like “woof woof” and then BAM, the zombie was defeated and the wolves were hailed as heroes.

so come join our server, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! who needs boring old windows devices when u can be playing on our crazy minecraft server? join now and let the madness begin!

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