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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 5423 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos never stops and the shenanigans are always at an all-time high! Forget about boring old politics, here you’ll witness our members reenacting historical events in the most absurd ways possible.
Join us as we recreate the Battle of Thermopylae using nothing but baked potatoes and snowballs, or watch as our players attempt to build a replica of the Great Wall of China using only pink wool and TNT. Who needs Congress when you have a group of Minecraft players with questionable decision-making skills?
So come on, join our server and witness the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of King Jew and his infamous duck. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!
