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Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you forget about your peanut allergies? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got so much excitement and chaos that you’ll be too busy laughing to worry about anything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?

So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!

I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	294	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

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Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Towns Built:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Items Found:	3604	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Void Gems Collected:	27
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	8432	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mines Excavated:	3140	Buildings Constructed:	38

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Void Gems Collected:	27
Alien Abductions:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Kaiju No.8 Minecraft SMP #117

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	7062
Crops Grown:	5512	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Enchantments Applied:	110	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk before exploding!

We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

Kanade’s Workplace Harassment Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us and witness the epic saga of Kanade and her workplace セクハラ scandal unfold in real-time. Will justice be served? Will there be a dramatic courtroom showdown? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action on our server! Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft gameplay.