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”>but MUH GD Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9342	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow unicorn riding a rollercoaster through a field of glitter! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, only to discover that it was guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama. But fear not, for our hero defeated the llama with nothing but a stack of rotten flesh and a wooden sword. And thus, they became the ruler of the server, with all the diamonds and cake they could ever want.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the next legend of our server! Just remember, if you hear someone yelling “MUH GD..ACK”, it’s probably just our resident parrot trying to steal your diamonds. Happy crafting!

> Mammals Be Li- ACK! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mammals are always up to no good. One time, a group of mischievous cows stole all the diamonds and hid them in a secret underground bunker. Can you find them before the pigs do?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Llama Mafia, a group of llamas who control the black market trade of enchanted golden carrots. Want to join their ranks and become a llama boss yourself? Better watch your back, because the sheep are always plotting to overthrow them.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be careful of those sneaky mammals, they’re always one step ahead.

CrackCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Potions Brewed:	160	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by wypipo? Well, look no further because our server is here to fak yo crakkka ass up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rainbows, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to drop sick beats. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to challenge newbies to dance battles. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s show those wypipo who’s boss!

ERB’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Endless Night Skies:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of getting attacked by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of trying to kill you! Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most mythical creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn! Join us now and embark on a quest to find this majestic creature and ride it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

BuzzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can just bee yourself… until you get attacked by a swarm of killer bees! But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some extra excitement to your gameplay. Join us for a chance to survive the ultimate bee invasion and prove that you’re the queen bee of the server.

If you’re looking for a server with a twist, look no further. Our server is home to a rare breed of zombie chickens that will stop at nothing to peck your brains out. Can you outsmart these feathered fiends and build the coop of your dreams?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the riches that lie within? Or will you fall victim to the deadly booby traps set by the elusive dungeon master?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, when the going gets tough, just bee yourself… ACK!

Crafty Nazis: Minecraft Madness – Build, Battle, and Avoid Historians!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mines Excavated:	1657	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Towns Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and debate whether Hitler was actually a Christian or a pagan! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, let’s dive into some historical conspiracy theories instead! Plus, who doesn’t want to become a pagan goyi-ACK? Join our server now and let the debates begin!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

CloudCraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crops Grown:	6735
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Towns Built:	1

CloudCraft is an ongoing server of three years and counting anyone can enjoy. Its for people looking to just have fun, its for pvpers (we have pvp worlds) and even roleplayers can have fun here. We use many different mods to enhance this fun such as bridges, elevators, minecart booster, flying, bridges, teleport to block, Magic carpets, Protected land and chests and much more.

We also have a well setup userbase with respectable and friendly people in positions of power that will ensure your stay at CloudCraft SMP!

Don’t grief mmk?

mc.cloudcraftfun.net

IONCRAFT

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Animals Bred:	164	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Villages Defended:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Server IP: play.ioncraft.org Server Status: ONLINE Minecraft Version: 1.6.2

Since early 2011, Ioncraft has strived to provide you the friendliest and funnest experience you’ve ever had on a Minecraft server! We offer a wide variety of fun worlds to explore and enjoy, including:

♦ Creative Plotworld (Massive Plots!) ♦ Pure-Survival “Faction” World (where griefing, raiding, and stealing is allowed!) ♦ No-PvP Survival World (where grief is not allowed and donors can use exclusive commands like creative mode and WorldEdit!) ♦ New! Skyblock Survival World ♦ Paintball ♦ Spleef ♦ Infection ♦ Flatgrass Freebuild World (donor-exclusive) ♦ and so much more!

Our server has no whitelist and is online 24/7! Our amazing staff and players will help you get started right away! Simply log on using our IP address (play.ioncraft.org) and experience the amazing server that is Ioncraft!

play.ioncraft.org

Empire of the Bear

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Animals Bred:	32
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Void Armor Forged:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25

A fun and friendly community looking to expand its’ playerbase. Features survival and creative worlds along with a broad selection of mini-games to suit any skill level.

play.servebear.com

BogRelams

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

We have fun and have Survival, Creative, HG, and Spleef. Please feel free to donate!

bogrealms.fluctis.com

Epic Minecraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mines Excavated:	3255	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Alien Abductions:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

SERVER IP: epic-mc.com , Always Up To Date, 300+ Slots, 5 Epic Worlds, PvP, PvE, No-Grief, Very Easy Home Protection, Multiple Hunger Games Worlds, Player Shops, Huge Building Areas Lots, PVE PVP Arenas, Survival, Friendly Community, Towns, 24/7, 100 Online, Dedicated Server

epic-mc.com

Creative/WorldEdit Lirop.de

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Build your dreams on 55*55 large plots and if you want, you can have other Minecraft players like them.

This way you can demonstrate your skills as a Minecraft player.

Lirop offers you the ultimate creative fun!!!

You can also pass on your building ideas to other Minecraft players and collect some from others yourself!

The Lirop.de team wishes you a lot of fun

lirop.de

Sotaz Minecraft Community

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ores Mined:	823	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Crops Grown:	7778

A total grief / destruction / anarchy server. Basically, outside of spawn, ANYTHING goes.

Come join and partake in this grief!

Meet the Staff!

Owners: Socomtoaster and Azdz111

Admin: Rex_is_goof1

See ya on the server!

192.95.29.170

TheUniversCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Towns Built:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Servers :

– PvP / Factions – HG – SkyBlock – ResidentEvil (GUN) -MineGun – FreeBuild

TheUniversCraft.net

Swisscraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2992	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Swisscraft is one of the oldest and longest running SMP servers! It’s also 24/7!

Server Owner: Vittek

The servers main plugins are: McMMO: Level up different skills and abilities! Towny: Create and manage your own town! Logblock: Complete protection from any sort of grief! MyPet: Have your own persistent pet that levels up with you! Runecraft: Build and use the power of runes! iConomy/Chestshop: A player run economy, build your own shop and sell your items to other players while offline. LWC: Complete protection for your chests, 100% safe! Craftbook: Elevators, bridges and so much more! Dynmap: Always see your creations on a real time map (See The map here)

swisscraft.eu

mundo-minecraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dimension Hops:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Minecraft server in Spanish, it has multiple plugins from different worlds and a staff that will answer all your questions and help you. The server is constantly updated, it has been online for more than two years. We have an official server oriented towards construction/survival without leaving aside pvp with various games.

server.mundo-minecraft.com