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CraftyDelivery Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyDelivery, DoorDash, emotional labor, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, food insecurity, household contributions, household responsibilities, Jealousy, Manipulation, Minecraft, negative behavior, personal boundaries, Resentment, Server, sibling-in-law relationships, trauma dumping, unemployed relative, working multiple jobs

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magic Items Found:	8890	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of living with your unpleasant sister-in-law!

Join us for a chance to order all the DoorDash burritos you want without anyone giving you the stink eye. No more jealousy issues or sulky stares while you enjoy your food in peace.

Build your dream house without worrying about a mountain of dishes piling up in the sink, because on our server, you can focus on creating the perfect virtual home without any unwanted houseguests.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you for ordering food delivery right in front of them – here, you can order as much DoorDash as your heart desires without any judgment.

So come join our server and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, you can build your own world free from negative vibes and trauma dumps. Let’s craft away the stress and have some fun!

TowMyNeighborCarLOL

apartment, apartment living, car towed, code of conduct, Community Rules, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, Etiquette, Frustration, husband, monthly payment, Neighborhood, neighbors, neighbors staring, parking space, parking spot, towing, TowMyNeighborCarLOL, work

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Divine Spears Created:	30
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Enchantments Applied:	123
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner parking warrior! Tired of coming home from mining all day only to find someone has taken your spot in front of your virtual blocky house? Join us and show those pesky neighbors who’s boss by having their virtual cars towed!

Just like in real life, you have the option to pay for a parking spot each month in our virtual apartment complex. But beware, if someone dares to steal your spot, feel free to unleash the wrath of your pixelated tow truck and watch as chaos ensues in the neighborhood.

Don’t worry about breaking any virtual codes of conduct, because on our server, anything goes! So come join us and let the towing wars begin!

ObtainLoveMinecraftSMP

finding love, love achievement, love advice, love commitment, love connection, love discovery, love exploration, love fulfillment, love goal, love journey, love partnership, love pursuit, love quest, love satisfaction, Love Success, obtain true love, ObtainLoveMinecraftSMP, relationship tips, soulmate search, true love

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Look no further than our SMP! We have a secret potion that guarantees you’ll find true love in the game. Just drink it and watch as all the creepers and skeletons start fighting over who gets to be your Minecraft bae.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power in the game.

Join us on this wild adventure filled with love potions, diamond chickens, and maybe even a few unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just find true love and become the richest player on the server. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now!

CraftyCreeperCafe

CraftyCreeperCafe, creativity, deep, Food, Fun, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, Identity, imagination, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, metaphorical, Personality, Philosophical, question.., Self Discovery, self reflection, Soul searching, Thought-provoking, Unique

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement and fun!

Join us and you’ll feel like a delicious slice of pizza, covered in all your favorite toppings of adventure, creativity, and chaos.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s just a typical day on our server!

So if you want to be a part of a community that’s as zesty as a jalapeno popper and as sweet as a chocolate lava cake, then come on over and join us! Who knows, you might just discover that you’re the ultimate foodie of the Minecraft world.

TwitCraftDownUndr

Argument, Australia, avoidance, child safety, Communication, compliance, consequences, digital platform, Failure, Fine, internet, law enforcement, Legal, loophole, online presence, penalty, Regulation, social media, Technology, TwitCraftDownUndr, twitter

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

so like, u know how australia is all strict with their child safety laws n stuff? well this server is like the opposite of that! we encourage kids to join and play minecraft all day long, no rules, no restrictions!

we even have a special area called the “twitter zone” where kids can tweet all day long without any supervision. one time, this kid tried to avoid a child safety fine by saying twitter doesn’t exist, but we got his back and told the authorities that twitter is just a made up thing.

join our server for a wild ride of chaos, fun, and questionable decision making! who needs safety when you have minecraft, right?

Basket Toss Mania

Accuracy, athletes, Basket, baskets, challenge, Competition, Creative, Entertainment, Event, Fun, Game, Mania, Plastic, Practice, skill, Sport, Stack, supermarket, Target, Throwing, Toss, Training, Unique

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4862	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Potions Brewed:	49	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	373
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

join our epic minecraft server where you can throw plastic supermarket baskets and try to land them on the stack like a pro! who needs swords and pickaxes when you can master the art of basket throwing? become the ultimate basket champion and show off your skills to all your friends. plus, rumor has it that if you land 100 baskets in a row, a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds will open up. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to become a basket throwing legend!

Crafty Suffering Minecraft Server

acceptance, Adversity, Challenges, coping, Crafty, emotional well being, Endurance, existentialism, Hardship, Life, life is suffering, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Pain, perseverance, personal growth, philosophy, resilience, Self Discovery, Server, Struggle, Suffering

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server if you want to experience the true meaning of “life is suffering” in Minecraft. We have crazy challenges like trying to survive in a world where every block is made of lava, or battling giant zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, but that’s all part of the fun)!

Console Virtual Reality PC Gaming Minecraft SMP

console, console gaming, Gaming, gaming accessories, gaming advancements, Gaming Community, gaming competitions, gaming consoles, gaming culture, gaming devices, gaming experiences, gaming industry, gaming innovations, Gaming news, gaming peripherals, gaming platforms, gaming reviews, gaming technology, gaming trends, Minecraft, PC Gaming, Reality, smp, video games, virtual, virtual reality gaming

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of a lake. But things took a turn for the weird when the chicken came to life and started laying diamond eggs everywhere! Now, our server is known for its abundance of diamond chickens roaming around causing mischief.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak in Shakespearean English. Imagine having a deep conversation with a llama about the meaning of life while mining for diamonds – only on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join us and see which way the white man leads you on this crazy adventure!

WifeysBroWeddingMCServer

borderline diagnosis, cheating ex, Disappointment, Emotional rollercoaster, ex-girlfriend drama, family conflict, family dynamics, maxed out credit card, medication, negative feelings, past issues, refusing to go, relationship boundaries, stolen ring, Therapy, unresolved emotions, wedding guest etiquette, wedding invitation, wife’s brother’s wedding, WifeysBroWeddingMCServer

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Emeralds Found:	8290	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships, ex-girlfriends, and family drama.

Looking for a server where you can escape from your own crazy life and dive into someone else’s drama? Look no further!

Join now to experience the thrill of dealing with a brother-in-law who is marrying your ex-girlfriend. Will you attend the wedding or stir up some trouble? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the chaos of stolen diamond rings, maxed out credit cards, and lies spread like wildfire.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore the depths of emotional rollercoasters, irrational fears, and self-esteem issues.

So come on down to our server and join the fun – because who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama?

BedWarsBuddyGone

Assertiveness, awkward situations, BedWarsBuddyGone, Boundaries, cat lover, college life, college relationships, Communication, dorm living, emotional support animal, ESA, freshman, Friendship Dynamics, late night visits, meeting people, new friends, personal space, roommate conflicts, setting boundaries, sleepover etiquette, social interactions

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7318
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Potions Brewed:	97
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of awkward encounters in real life? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about unwanted bed buddies again! Our server is a safe space where you can build your own virtual dorm room without the fear of unexpected sleepovers. Plus, our community is full of cat lovers, so you can show off your virtual ESA without any awkwardness. Say goodbye to uncomfortable situations and hello to a world where you can kick anyone out of your bed with just a click of a button. Join now and sleep peacefully knowing that your bed is all yours!