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StatsMaxedOutMinecraftSMP

achievement unlocked, Character development, completion, epic win, game over, Gaming, journey complete, leveling up, maxed out, power boost, progress, reaching goals, RPG, skill points, starting point, Stats, StatsMaxedOutMinecraftSMP, success, victory dance, video games

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Farms Harvested:	788	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Picture this: you’ve just maxed out all your stats and you’re feeling like a Minecraft god. You strut back to your starting location like a boss, only to be greeted by a parade in your honor! Villagers throwing diamonds at your feet, mobs bowing down in respect, and even the Ender Dragon offering to be your personal bodyguard. Join our server and experience the ultimate power trip of becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of being worshipped by virtual creatures, in which case, maybe stick to the basic SMPs.

MILcraftInvasionNOPE

Accommodation, Boundaries, Budget, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Cultural differences, Expectations, Family Values, family visit, guest etiquette, household dynamics, indefinite stay, MILcraftInvasionNOPE, mother-in-law, overstay, personal space, privacy, relationships, Respect, Space

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of unwanted guests overstaying their welcome in your Minecraft world? Join our server and never worry about pesky in-laws taking over your virtual space again! Our server is a safe haven for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with the drama of family members who just won’t leave.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your mother-in-law setting up camp in your living room. On our server, you can finally relax and enjoy the game without the stress of unwanted guests ruining your fun.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to epic battles, treasure hunts, and crazy adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual excitement in our Minecraft world?

So come join us and say goodbye to overbearing in-laws and hello to endless fun and adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless your mother-in-law finds a way to log in and join the server too!

PennyWise SMP: Worth Every Block

BLOCK, Pennywise, smp, WORTH..

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Emeralds Found:	3522	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the legendary Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or teaming up with a squad of llamas to take on a horde of zombie pigmen. Our server is so insane, even the creepers have started throwing parties in the mines!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive membership perks that will blow your mind. Get access to a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, or ride around on a flying pig that shoots fireballs at your enemies. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright crazy adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. It’s worth every penny, we promise!

CraftyCritterz

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, cognitive abilities, CraftyCritterz, curious behavior, eye-opening encounters, fascinating behavior, intelligence, intriguing interactions, mind-boggling experiences, peculiar animal behavior, peculiar interactions, strange encounters, surprising behavior, thought-provoking encounters, unexpected encounters, unusual experiences

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	New Chunks Explored:	822853
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Alien Abductions:	4
Void Gems Collected:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Have you ever had a staring contest with a cow and lost? Or maybe you’ve had a deep philosophical conversation with a chicken about the meaning of life? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing animal encounters on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), sheep can breakdance, and creepers have been known to bust out some sick beatboxing skills. Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with animals that will make you question everything you thought you knew about intelligence.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might even find yourself forming a secret alliance with a pack of wolves or getting fashion tips from a stylish llama. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself having deep conversations with a group of squids.

LipetskLoot Minecraft Server

Aerial View, aftermath, Analysis, Conflict, Damage, Defense, Destruction, intelligence, Lipetsk airfield, LipetskLoot, Military, Minecraft, ONLINE, russia, satellite imagery, satellite images, SECURITY, Server, strike, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

so, like, u know how ukraine and russia are always like, fighting and stuff? well, this one time, ukraine totally wrecked russia’s airfield in lipetsk. like, they sent in their secret weapon – a giant flying pig with laser eyes! and the pig just went ham (pun intended) on the airfield, blowing up planes and stuff. it was epic!

anyway, if u wanna be part of the action and blow stuff up like that flying pig, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got all the crazy weapons and explosions u could ever want. plus, u can build your own secret base and plot world domination with your friends. trust me, it’s gonna be lit!

so, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s cause some chaos together! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server? yeah, it’s guarded by a giant chicken with a diamond sword. good luck finding it!

CraftyCreeperCave

Closure, counterterrorism efforts, CraftyCreeperCave, extremism, foreign funding, foreign influence, German mosque, government action, hezbollah, international relations, investigation, iran, Islamic community, MIDDLE EAST, political interference, radicalization, religious extremism, religious institutions, Report, security threat, Terrorism

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Potions Brewed:	110
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A GERMAN MOSQUE TAKING ORDERS FROM IRAN AND AIDING HEZBOLLAH BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE EVER! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW PLAYERS. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE FBI SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO WILD!

ShadowTown

Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Towns Built:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2

ShadowTown is a community… With land claiming, pvp arena, option to rent a hotel in our town. We offer auction house, ranks, rpg….. New server, we will expand eventually Join our friendly discord server for updates and community chat

51.161.206.171

BookWorms Minecraft Server

BIAS, Book, Bookworms, closed-mindedness, confirmation bias, CONSERVATIVE, critical thinking, debate, echo chamber, Ideology, ignorance, intellectual dishonesty, know nothing, Literature, Minecraft, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, never read, Politics, Propaganda, reference, right wingers, Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Are you tired of right-wingers spouting off about a book they’ve never even cracked open? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only book we reference is the one written by our resident llama, Larry! Larry’s book is full of wisdom, humor, and llama puns that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Llama Liberation Army, who are on a mission to free all llamas from their oppressive owners and lead them to a life of luxury in our virtual llama sanctuary. So why waste your time arguing with book-ignorant right-wingers when you could be laughing and llama-liberating with us? Join now and let the llama revolution begin!

HellishSocietyCollapse Minecraft SMP

childhood trauma, demoralized, depression, education, Entertainment, fractional reserve banking, gender war, genetics, HellishSocietyCollapse, indoctrination, ironic detachment, Jews, Minecraft, Mouse Utopia, narcissism, Negativity, outsourcing, Progressivism, regression, self improvement, smp, society collapsing, stanford prison experiment, status quo, tribalism, Voting, War

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in a world where society has collapsed, but hey, who cares? You can still have a blast building, exploring, and causing mayhem with your fellow players.

Forget about voting, education, dating, or self-improvement – on this server, it’s all about surviving and thriving in a world where everything sucks! Embrace the madness and join us in a land where the only rule is that there are no rules.

Sure, the world may be falling apart, but that just means there’s more room for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready to laugh your way through the apocalypse on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers?

BoyfriendDefense Minecraft Server

boyfriend’s feelings, BoyfriendDefense, communication in relationships, defending partner, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful comments, emotional reactions, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family gatherings, handling criticism, height differences, height shaming, hurtful jokes, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling’s behavior, sibling’s girlfriend, standing up for partner

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where height doesn’t matter but the laughs do! Join us and experience the hilarious adventures of towering giants and pint-sized players in a world where height jokes are the norm.

Imagine a world where your brother’s girlfriend roasts you for being shorter than a skyscraper, but it’s all in good fun! Build your own virtual empire with your fellow players, regardless of how tall or short you may be.

Don’t worry about feeling humiliated, because on our server, we embrace the absurd and the outrageous. Join us for a wild ride of laughter and chaos, where even the smallest players can stand tall in their own unique way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the height jokes and crazy stories begin!