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BlockyBootyCraft

Allure, APPEAL, attractiveness, BlockyBootyCraft, charisma, Charm, Confidence, desirability, magnetism, seductiveness, self-assuredness, Sensuality, sex appeal, sexiness, sultriness

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t appreciate your sexy Minecraft skills? Look no further, because our server is the hottest place to be! Join us and show off your sexiest builds, slay mobs in style, and flirt with other players in our virtual hot tubs. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got this much swagger? So come on, show us what you’ve got and let’s make Minecraft sexy again!

CraftyKimCarCo

#Automotive, Assembly, Automotive Industry, CAR, collaboration, CraftyKimCarCo, Diplomacy, economic partnership, firm, gift, global trade, international relations, Kim, luxury vehicle, Manufacturing, North Korea, political gift, putin, russia, South Korean parts, Technology

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	635
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
New Chunks Explored:	240408	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

u know that car that putin gave to kim jong un? ya, that one. well guess what, the firm that made it uses SOUTH KOREAN PARTS. can u believe it? join our minecraft server and u can be part of the crazy world where cars are made with parts from unexpected places. who knows what other wild things u will find on our server. come join the madness and see for urself. u won’t regret it, i promise.

TantrumCraft: Letting Kids Rage!

anger management, Behavior, child development, Communication, consequences, Coping skills, digital pacifiers, discipline, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Kids, letting, mental health, negative emotions, parenting, parents, RAGE, screen time, self-control, TantrumCraft, tantrums, Technology, well-being

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9483
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

so like, u kno how kids can be real lil demons sometimes, throwin tantrums left n right? well, dis server is like a digital pacifier for dem lil crazies! join us and let ur kids unleash their anger in a safe, blocky environment!

we believe in lettin kids feel all da feels, even da bad ones. so come on in and let ur kids learn anger management skills by blowin up creepers and diggin giant holes! plus, u can watch as ur child becomes a master builder and takes out all their pent-up rage on some innocent cows.

parents, u play a crucial role in dis process. u gotta be there to witness ur child’s transformation from tantrum-throwin terror to block-placin boss. so come join us on dis wild ride and watch as ur kid becomes a Minecraft master!

ksmp vietnam

3D backpacks, Adventure, adventure pass, Ambient sounds, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Custom menus, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Immersive, item textures, Monsters, Progression, PvE, PvP, Quests, Survival, Treasures, Vanilla, weapons

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Dive into a unique, adventure-driven experience designed to enhance your vanilla survival gameplay with new content, exploration, and progression opportunities.

103.252.93.87

CraftyPatriot Minecraft Server

Allegiance, Armed Forces, army support, country support, CraftyPatriot, defense budget, Duty, Flag, freedom, homeland security, Honor, loyalty, Military, military personnel, Minecraft, national defense, national pride, patriotism, pride, sacrifice, Server, service, Veterans

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3279
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dimension Hops:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Do you love Minecraft and want to show your support for your country’s army in the most epic way possible? Look no further than our server! Join us and fight alongside virtual soldiers in epic battles against creepers, zombies, and skeletons. Show your patriotism by building monuments and statues dedicated to your country’s armed forces. Plus, rumor has it that the top player each month gets a special prize – a virtual salute from a Minecraft Steve dressed in full military gear! Join now and let the virtual patriotism begin!

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Adult, Adulthood, Apathy, bland, Boring, care, child, Dead, deep, Desires, disillusionment, dreams, lack of fulfillment, Life, Minecraft, parents, Prison, PrisonCraft, School, Server, Slave, societal expectations, Soul

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Are you tired of being a slave to your parents and forced to go to school? Are you feeling like your soul is already dead as an adult? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to bring some excitement back into your life!

Join our server and escape the mundane reality of adulthood. Let your imagination run wild as you build epic structures, embark on crazy adventures, and make new friends who share your love for all things blocky.

Forget about your boring life and dive into a world where anything is possible. Who needs deep dreams and desires when you can ride pigs, battle dragons, and create your own virtual paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and rediscover the joy of being a kid again, all without leaving the comfort of your computer screen. Trust us, it’s way more fun than paying bills and going to work!

BestieBoyfriendBlindsideTrip

Best Friend, BestieBoyfriendBlindsideTrip, Boundaries, Boyfriend, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, exclusion, Expectations, feelings, friendship, Frustration, group dynamics, holiday, Honesty, LGBTQ, perspective, Surprise, third wheeling, travel

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t feel like a third wheel? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate getaway with your BFF, their boyfriend, and a whole bunch of creepers!

Imagine booking a room with your BFF to share a bed, only to have their boyfriend crash the party. But fear not, on our server, there’s always room for one more player (even if they bring their significant other along).

Don’t worry about feeling left out on this trip, because on our server, everyone is included – even if it means doubling the cost for you. Who needs a relaxing resort getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure in the world of Minecraft?

So come join us and let’s see if we can survive this unexpected twist in the plans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (or in this case, in the mines).

CraftyFools Minecraft Server

consumerism, CraftyFools, fad products, frivolous purchases, impulse buying, Luxury items, material possessions, Minecraft, overconsumption, peer influence, peer pressure, popular products, Server, social media influence, societal expectations, status symbols, trendy items, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary gadgets, unnecessary items, unnecessary spending, useless purchase, Wasteful Spending

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Divine Spears Created:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on useless purchases like enchanted golden apples and diamond hoes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can trade your useless purchases for epic loot like enchanted netherite armor and dragon eggs!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading useless items for rare treasures. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden riches?

So why waste your diamonds on useless purchases when you can join our server and turn them into something truly legendary? Join now and start your journey to becoming the richest player in Minecraft history!

BoomerCraft

BoomerCraft, Boomers, Communication, cultural changes, Etiquette, Family Values, fashion, generation gap, generational differences, History, Manners, Music, Nostalgia, Politics, Respect, Retirement, social media, Technology, traditional values, trends, work ethic

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1945	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Are you tired of those pesky Gen Z kids ruining your Minecraft experience with their TikToks and avocado toast? Well, fear not my fellow boomers, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe haven for us oldies but goodies.

Join us on our server where we have designated “Boomer Zones” where only classic rock music plays and the only emojis allowed are the good old colon and parenthesis.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “OK Boomer” dungeon, where you can battle hordes of entitled teenagers armed with nothing but your trusty AARP card and a cane.

So come on down to our server and show those young whippersnappers who’s boss! Remember, age before beauty!

Vovchansk Airborne Brigade Minecraft Server

airborne, Airborne brigade, Brigade, Conflict reports, Defense updates, eastern Ukraine, Lost soldiers, military deployment, military intelligence, Military investigations, Military losses, Military operations, military-news, Minecraft, missing soldiers, Russian army, Russian casualties, Russian forces, russian military, Server, ukraine conflict, Vovchansk, war casualties, War updates

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	6756
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

So, like, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server, dude? It’s like, so epic that even the Russians lost an entire airborne brigade in Vovchansk trying to find it! I know, right? Like, they were so distracted by all the epic builds and epic PvP battles that they just got totally lost in the game.

But, like, don’t worry, you won’t get lost because we have, like, the most epic spawn town ever. It’s like, a giant castle made out of diamond blocks and guarded by dragons. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even find a secret passage that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond armor.

And, like, the best part is that we have the most epic events ever. Like, every full moon, we have a giant mob battle where you have to fight off hordes of zombies, skeletons, and creepers to win epic loot. And, like, every Friday night, we have a giant fireworks show that lights up the sky with all the colors of the rainbow.

So, like, come join us on this totally epic Minecraft server and see if you can survive the madness. Just be careful not to get lost like the Russians did, dude!