acesdend Minecraft Servers

acesdend Minecraft Servers

  • DetentionCraft

    DetentionCraft
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 2599
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Enchantments Applied: 134
    Alien Abductions: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are your kids acting up and failing school? Don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where we punish kids by making them mine for diamonds until they learn their lesson.

    One parent tried this out and their child went from failing grades to straight A’s in just one week! Another parent even said their kid started doing their homework without being asked after just a few days on our server.

    So if you want to teach your kids a lesson they’ll never forget, join our Minecraft server now! Who knew virtual mining could lead to real-life success?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PutCraft: Putin’s Boost

    PutCraft: Putin’s Boost
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 8732
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Towns Built: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Dimension Hops: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the far right is, like, winning elections in Austria and stuff. But don’t worry, it’s all just a crazy plot twist for our server! Putin is probably chilling in the background, sippin’ on some vodka and cheering on the chaos.

    Join our server for the most epic battles between the far right and whoever else is trying to stop them. Build your own crazy fortresses and defend them against Putin’s secret agents (or maybe just some noobs with diamond swords, who knows).

    Who needs boring old politics when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft? Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elections and world leaders. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • End of Humans Sing Last Song

    End of Humans Sing Last Song
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 446
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Buildings Constructed: 31
    Magic Items Found: 7776 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Secret Passages Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join this epic minecraft server where we pretend humans are extinct and we are the last survivors trying to sing the last song before we all die lol. u can build crazy bases and fight off zombie mobs while trying to hit those high notes like a boss. plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. so come on, join us before the world ends and let’s sing our hearts out together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoomCraft: Siberia’s Blast Craters

    BoomCraft: Siberia’s Blast Craters
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 4058
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can explore explosive craters like in siberia? well now u can cuz this server has all the underground methane blasts u could ever want! join now to unravel the mystery of these crazy craters and see if u can survive the explosions! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come on and join the fun, u won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Warped Vanilla Funhouse: Only for 15+ VIPs on a Twisted Adventure!

    Warped Vanilla Funhouse: Only for 15+ VIPs on a Twisted Adventure!
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 9392
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Votes: 2464
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Chimeras Created: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

    About Us

    Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

    The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

    The just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get in to the server.

    Links

    Discord Invite Join our Discord
    Instagram Visit our Instagram

    Vanilla Experience

    We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

    Community

    We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

    Respect

    Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

    How To Join

    We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

    Join our Discord and apply!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Not Your Average Minecraft Server

    Not Your Average Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 3432
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8066 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 269 Potions Brewed: 63
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6768 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with 14-year-old girls who just aren’t cutting it in the attractiveness department? Well, fear not, because on our server, we cater to a different crowd – the /b/ homos who love to date ugly old ladies! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, hilarious banter, and of course, plenty of blocky adventures. Who needs teenage drama when you can have a server full of mature ladies who know how to have a good time? So come on, join us and see why dating ugly old ladies is the new trend in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 1652
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your weirdest fetishes, talk about your kinkiest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

    In our Nigge Edition, we have special events where you can compete in fap-offs and see who can climax the fastest. The winner gets a special prize that will make your Minecraft experience even more… stimulating.

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just make sure to have a tissue handy…

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyLove Minecraft Server

    CraftyLove Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 7264
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream virtual home without any messy property disputes.

    On our server, you can team up with fellow players to create epic structures and explore vast landscapes. But beware, there may be some players who try to pull a sneaky move like asking you to put all your diamonds into a shared chest while they keep theirs hidden away.

    Don’t worry about credit scores here, everyone is equal in the world of Minecraft! And if someone tries to pull a fast one on you like suggesting you take out a virtual loan to cover their share of the virtual house, just block them and move on to building your own empire.

    So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a shared house when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not shady partners trying to take advantage of you. Let’s block out the negativity and mine for some fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ConcertCrazeMC

    ConcertCrazeMC
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 8795
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Gods Slained: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Crops Grown: 4060

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world? Join our server and experience the thrill of living life to the fullest, just like my impulsive husband!

    Imagine this: you’re on a 5-hour flight to a country near us to see your favorite artist perform live. But here’s the catch – you can’t get leave from work! So you have to leave on Saturday morning, come back on Monday morning, and go straight to work on a red eye flight. Talk about dedication!

    But wait, there’s more! The total cost for this adventure is around 1300 USD, but don’t worry, your husband will cover it if you’re uncomfortable with the cost. Who needs financial stability when you can have a once-in-a-lifetime experience, right?

    So, are you ready to join our server and embark on crazy adventures like this? Don’t be a party pooper, come join the fun and let’s make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next Minecraft update)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server

    Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 1645
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! your newborn baby is instantly protected from getting hospitalized just by you getting the covid vaccine during pregnancy. like, how crazy is that?! join now and save your baby from the hospital drama, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, rumor has it that the more you play on this server, the stronger the vaccine protection gets. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate vaccine warrior in the minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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