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Crafty Rage Quit – Where Even Steve Can’t Handle the Drama

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	308160	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by physical possessions like some kind of caveman? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything is digital, just like your soulless existence! Why bother owning physical games when you can have them all conveniently stored on a virtual server? Plus, we have a special area where you can rage at people who still cling to their physical possessions like a bunch of Neanderthals. So come join us and embrace the future of gaming, you useless plastic-loving retard!

Abandoned by Steve’s Boredom: A Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	7115	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	669051
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Are you tired of being abandoned by your so-called “friends” in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we promise to never get bored of you! In fact, we’ll smother you with so much love and attention that you’ll be begging for some alone time. Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun, crazy adventures, and a community that will never, ever leave you hanging like your ex-friend did. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh. So come on down and join the madness – you won’t regret it!

ChainsawCraft: Where we chop down trees and build epic worlds! LOL

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	864	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Are you tired of waiting for Reze to come back and reunite with Miri? Well, on our Minecraft server, they can reunite in a matter of minutes! Our server has a magical teleportation feature that brings long-lost friends together in the blink of an eye. Join now and witness the epic reunion of Reze and Miri, it’s better than any soap opera drama!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the Sheep Recognize Thread

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dimension Hops:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Pig, whose squeals can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for bacon).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and let the madness begin! See you there, initials of you recognize a girl!

ChunkyCraft: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	593471
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Tired of dealing with fat bitches in real life? Join our Minecraft server where fat people don’t exist! Say goodbye to getting stuck behind slow walkers and hello to a world where everyone is fit and fabulous.

Our server is so exclusive, even gravity has been adjusted to make everyone look like they just stepped out of a fitness magazine. No more worrying about breaking your pickaxe from mining too much, because on our server, your tools are as strong as your abs.

Join now and experience a world where the only thing weighing you down is your diamond armor. Who needs fat bitches when you can have a server full of slim and sexy players?

Junko’s Junkyard: Where Creepers go to retire

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, say goodbye to Junko because this server is taking things to a whole new level! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with their expert skills and adorable charm. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures just waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to duels and test your skills to the limit. Are you brave enough to face the wrath of the ghostly gamer?

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Junko and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Colorado Creepers: Where even politicians can’t resist the urge to mine and build!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server where we have banned all “assault weapons” to create a peaceful and harmonious virtual world. Our state-of-the-art ban system will make sure no pixelated guns ruin the fun for anyone. Plus, our server is controlled by Democrats who will ensure that only the most progressive and inclusive players are allowed to join. Say goodbye to chaos and hello to a utopian Minecraft experience. Join now before Colorado’s state house comes for your virtual weapons next!

SweatshopCraft: Where Bald and Bankrupt would rather be exploring!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Bald and Bankrupt’s adventures? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a journey that’s crazier than a sweat shop love story.

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers make just $50 a month (the villagers get $100, of course). But don’t worry, they’re all still smiling brightly despite their circumstances. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a qt pie villager who’s looking for a way out of the sweat shop life.

But be warned, there’s always a chance you’ll end up living in a derelict hole in the wall with some stinky jeet and pumping out manlet kids. So join our server now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Crafty Crackers: Where We Mine for Laughs and Troll for Diamonds

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is the reason honkies invented racism! That’s right, we’re so wild and crazy that we inspired a whole new level of ridiculousness.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ve ever seen. From rainbow unicorns to flying pigs, you never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built mini-games – they’re so insane, they’ll have you questioning your sanity in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because this is one wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Goat Herder Humiliation Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mines Excavated:	4121

Are you tired of getting wrecked by goat herders in Minecraft? Do you want to show off your mad skills and flex on everyone? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, taking down goat herders left and right with your epic moves. Show them who’s boss and watch as they bow down to your greatness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it will make all your friends jealous. Hunt it down and claim its riches for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft glory. Just remember, goat herders beware – you’re about to get owned!