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Blocky Banter – LOLz

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie chickens, build giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

CuckCraft: Where Landlords are Absolute Cucks and Creepers are the Real Landlords

Absolute, boy beard, CREEPERS, CuckCraft, cucks, Eviction, Housing, housing crisis, Indian, landlord problems., landlord scum, Landlords, LaRon, onions, Property, real, real estate, Rent, rental, Rents Due hoodie, Scum, tenants, tenants rights, youtube shorts

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Buildings Constructed:	28	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Votes:	5332

Are you tired of dealing with pesky landlords trying to collect rent? Join our Minecraft server where Rents Due hoodie, onions boy beard, and Indian LaRon roam free, sticking it to the landlord scum! Watch as they build epic structures out of onions and defy gravity with their insane building skills. Who needs rent when you can join this wild and wacky server? Plus, LaRon may even teach you how to call yourself Indian even if you’re not. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join now!

❖ Numinex ❖ Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Cases, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Numinex, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	451
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

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Spinalcraft VS Hypixel

anti-grief, Ascension, building, cave update, cliff update, Community, dedicated players, Friendly, Fun, Legacy, Long-standing, Mature, Memories, Minecraft, Player Protection, PvE, Semi Vanilla, small server, Survival, Tight-Knit Community, tough rules, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Star Shards Collected:	73
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

	Hypixel	Spinalcraft
Community Size	Large	Small
Server Age	Established	Since 2013
Server Features	Various minigames, custom games, events	Vanilla-like experience, anti-grief plugins
Community	Diverse, large player base	Small, close-knit community
Anti-Griefing Measures	Implemented	Strictly enforced

Hypixel FAQ:

Question	Answer
How big is the community on Hypixel?	Hypixel has a large and diverse player base.
What kind of features does Hypixel offer?	Hypixel offers various minigames, custom games, and events.
Does Hypixel have strong anti-griefing measures?	Yes, Hypixel has implemented anti-griefing measures.

Spinalcraft FAQ:

Question	Answer
How long has Spinalcraft been in operation?	Spinalcraft has been operating since late 2013.
What is the community like on Spinalcraft?	Spinalcraft has a small and friendly community.
What sets Spinalcraft apart from other servers?	Spinalcraft offers a semi-vanilla experience with minimal changes and strict anti-griefing policies.

Blocky McBlockface: A Solo-Dev’s LOLtastic Adventure!

Adventure, blocky, Contractors, game art, game creation, game design, game development, game development process, game development team, game development workflow, game industry, game models, game music, game outsourcing, game production, game project management, game quality assurance, game studio, game testing, indie game, LOLtastic, McBlockface, QA team, solo developer, SoloDevs

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created by a solo-dev who is an absolute legend at coding (and probably eats code for breakfast). The music, art, and models on this server were crafted by mythical contractors who were rumored to have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. And get this, there’s even a top-secret QA team who are so good at testing for bugs that they once found a creeper trying to disguise itself as a flower.

Join this server if you want to experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples. And rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the game, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of this Minecraft server. Just remember, once you start playing, you may never want to leave.

CraftyFantasy PvP – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for epic battles and shenanigans!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a creeper explosion! We’ve got tournaments with mysterious anonymous winners, like DJEETA and FERRY-ANON. Watch the VODs for epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But that’s not all – we’ve got a Seox Battlepass that will have you mining for victory like never before. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC character, Beatrix. She’s sure to shake things up in the world of blocks and pixels.

Join our lobby meet-up events for some hilarious shenanigans with players from all regions. Whether you’re in EU or NA, we’ve got a spot for you to show off your building skills and battle prowess.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re always up to no good. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

Creepers for President: Minecraft Madness Server

biden, Biden 2024, Campaign, Competent, Confirmed, CREEPERS, Democracy, election, Future, Government, joe biden, leadership, madness, Minecraft, Politics, Presidency, president, public speaking, Server, Smart, Speech, united states, White House Correspondents, Witty

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is like Biden’s White House Correspondents speech – smart, witty, and competent! Join us and experience the thrill of Biden 2024 all day everyday! Who knew playing Minecraft could be so presidential? Join now for a chance to build your own White House and make Minecraft great again!

BoomerBusters – Where Normies Fear the Command Line!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of being called a hacker just for using the command line? Join our Minecraft server and show off your tech skills in a safe and fun environment! Our server is so advanced, even normies and boomers will be impressed by your command line prowess. Plus, rumor has it that using the terminal in our server will make you look like a super cool hacker to all your friends. So come join us and leave those whispers of hacking behind – it’s all about building and mining in our world!

ClassicVanilla – Like Grandma’s Baking but with Less Vanilla

Adventure, baking, Beta, Castles, ClassicVanilla, Community, Discord, Explore, gameplay, Grandmas, landscapes, launch date, Limits, Minecraft, Mods, Nostalgia, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, SURVIVE, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Star Shards Collected:	192

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	classic-vanilla.my.pebble.host
Discord	https://discord.gg/BRZTexUGxc

🔥 Relive the Magic of Beta 1.7.3 with My Minecraft Server! 🔥 Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you nostalgic for the good ol’ days of Beta 1.7.3? Well, I’ve got some exciting news for you! I’m gearing up to launch my very own Minecraft server, dedicated to bringing back that classic, vanilla experience we all know and love. 🌟 A Blast from the Past: Join me on a journey back to the early days of Minecraft, where simplicity reigned supreme. No fancy mods or plugins here, just pure, unadulterated gameplay straight out of Beta 1.7.3. ⛏️ Explore, Build, Survive: Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the game, there’s something for everyone on my server. Build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, or test your survival skills in a world with no rules and no limits. 🌎 Your Adventure Awaits: Be one of the first to join me on this nostalgic adventure! Together, we’ll shape the future of the server and create a community where every player feels right at home. Excited to jump back into Beta 1.7.3? Keep an eye out for updates on the launch date, and don’t forget to join me on Discord https://discord.gg/BRZTexUGxc to chat with fellow players and stay in the loop!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Beta 1.7.3, bringing back the classic gameplay experience.
Are there any mods or plugins on the server?	No, the server offers a pure vanilla experience without any mods or plugins.
Can I build anything I want on the server?	Yes, players are free to build and explore to their heart’s content with no restrictions.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed on the server for those seeking a more competitive gameplay experience.
How can I stay updated on server events and announcements?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/BRZTexUGxc to chat with fellow players and receive updates from the server admin.

Astral Pixelmon VS Hypixel

Adventure Awaits, Community Based, Custom Crates, Discord integration, Economy, exciting gameplay, Explore and Play, Fun Events, join today, Legendary Hunting, LGBTQ inclusive, New Player Welcome, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Adventure, player interaction, Pokebag Rewards, PvE, Safari Adventure, server launch, Small Server Feel, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Ultra Space Exploration, Unique Features, Veteran Player Welcome

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Votes:	2771	Magic Items Found:	3021
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Hypixel	Astral Pixelmon
Large player base	Community-focused server
Wide variety of game modes	Specialized Pixelmon gameplay
Frequent updates and events	Unique features like EV Training Safari and Pixelmon Bingo
Well-established server with reputation	Adult owned and LGBTQ+ friendly

FAQ

1. How big is the player base on Hypixel compared to Astral Pixelmon?

Hypixel has a large player base due to its wide variety of game modes and frequent updates, while Astral Pixelmon is more community-focused with a specialized Pixelmon gameplay.

2. What unique features does each server offer?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes and events, while Astral Pixelmon has features like EV Training Safari and Pixelmon Bingo.

3. Is there a difference in the ownership and community focus of the servers?

Hypixel is a well-established server with a reputation, while Astral Pixelmon is adult owned and LGBTQ+ friendly, focusing on building a strong community.

4. Which server is more suitable for new players or Pixelmon veterans?

Both servers cater to new players and veterans, but Astral Pixelmon offers a more specialized Pixelmon gameplay experience with unique features for all types of players.