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TVBlockerCraft

bedroom nap, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, considerate napping, girlfriend nap, individual needs, living room nap, noise level, noise tolerance, personal space, refusing to turn down tv, relationship conflict, respecting boundaries, selfish behavior, shared living space, shared tv, tv noise, tv volume, TVBlockerCraft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like this player who refused to turn down the TV for their napping girlfriend, we believe in standing your ground and not giving in to unreasonable demands.

Join us if you’re tired of being accused of being selfish for simply enjoying your favorite TV show. On our server, you can build your own virtual living room with as many TVs as you want, and no one will ever ask you to turn them down for a nap!

So come on over and experience the freedom to watch TV as loud as you want, without any guilt trips or accusations of selfishness. It’s time to reclaim your entertainment rights and have some fun in our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyElite Minecraft Server

church shootings, counterterrorism measures, CraftyElite, Dagestan, extremism, government officials, investigation, Islamic radicalism, law enforcement, Minecraft, political connections, political elite, radical Islam, religious extremism, religious leaders, religious terrorism, religious violence, SECURITY, Server, synagogue, Terrorism, Vetted, violent attacks

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we vet all our players for links to radical islam just like the dagestan political elite! we promise you won’t get shot at a synagogue or church here, just lots of fun and games! who knew minecraft could be so political? join now for a wild ride and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

PutinCraft: Sentence15yrold 5yrs

5yrs, activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, controversial, criticism, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, justice system, Legal System, political dissent, protest, punishment, Putin regime, PutinCraft, russia, schoolboy, Sentence15yrold, sentencing, war against Ukraine, youth activism

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1126
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Farms Harvested:	992	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25

So like, u know how in Minecraft u can build stuff and like, do whatever u want? well, this server is like that but on crack, bro. like, imagine if Putin was a Minecraft character and u could like, fight him in a battle to the death.

Join this server and u can be part of the resistance against the evil Putin regime. u can build secret underground bases, gather resources to fund the rebellion, and recruit other players to join ur cause.

But be careful, cuz if u get caught by the Putin loyalists, u might end up like that 15-year-old schoolboy, sentenced to 5 years in a virtual Minecraft prison.

So come join us on this epic adventure and help us take down the tyrannical Putin empire once and for all! #DownWithPutin #MinecraftRebellion

PennywiseCraft

Cash, Cents, Coins, copper coins, Currency, decimal system, Economy, finance, financial transactions, inflation, legal tender, MONEY, Numismatics, pennies, PennywiseCraft, Prices, purchasing power, Retail, rounding, small change, Transactions

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5750

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we still use pennies in prices but like never use pennies in coins. like wut even is dat logic? but it’s sooo fun and random, just like ur crazy aunt Bertha who wears socks with sandals.

Join our server and u might find a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are breakdancing to funky tunes. Or maybe u’ll stumble upon a village of talking llamas who tell dad jokes all day long.

And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. Rumor has it there’s a diamond the size of a chicken nugget hidden somewhere in the world. Will u be the lucky one to find it? Or will u just end up falling into a pit of lava cuz u were too busy trying to tame a wild ocelot?

So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will leave u scratching ur head and laughing ur butt off. And remember, always bring ur lucky penny with u, cuz u never know when it might come in handy.

BloodOrangeChillz

agriculture, anthocyanin, antioxidants, Bioavailability, blood oranges, BloodOrangeChillz, Citrus, Cooling, food science, freshness, Fruit, health benefits, Healthy Eating, nutrition, phenolic content, research, scientists, Storage, Temperature, VITAMINS

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Votes:	7182
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magic Items Found:	7810	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT BLOOD ORANGES THAT MAKE U STRONGER THAN A DIAMOND SWORD. YEAH, SCIENTISTS SAY IF U STORE THESE BAD BOYS AT 40 TO 53 DEGREES, U GET ALL THE GOOD STUFF LIKE ANTHOCYANIN, PHENOLIC CONTENT, AND ANTIOXIDANTS.

SO, IF U WANNA BE A MINECRAFT LEGEND, COME JOIN US AND FEAST ON THESE MAGICAL BLOOD ORANGES. TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT. JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT WARRIOR.

WildQuest

Minecraft Survival Cracked Premium Java PE Community Plugins Modern Adventure Roleplay Creative PvP Minigames Economy Quests Building Factions Skyblock Dungeons, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ores Mined:	2222

Welcome to the WildQuest , This server made for the people cracked/premium . java/pe to play together and get Survival Experience. And also we tried to make this server on modern features and plugins of minecraft and we hope you will really enjoy it !

Join Now and become a part of this Community.

WildQuest.us.to:6423

DeluxeMC

Anarchy, Bounds, Cheat, DeluxeMC, freedom, gameplay, Minecraft, Play, rules, Server, Survival, Swear

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Votes:	2616	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

DeluxeMC offers total freedom: cheat, swear, and play as you wish! Anarchy reigns supreme, where rules are non-existent, and gameplay knows no bounds.

deluxemc.net

Blockworkz Network (Multi-Version)

Adventure, Architecture, building, Challenges, Creative, Daily Voting Rewards, Epic Store Packages, Factions, floating world, Gear, Kingdom, Medieval, Medieval survival, Perks, PvP battles, Quests, Referral, Resources, Rewards, Skyblock, Survival, Velocity, Voting

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Welcome to Blockworkz Network!

Step into our vibrant lobby and choose from four exciting gamemodes:

🎮 Factions:Join or create a faction, strategize, and dominate the competition in intense PvP battles.

🏝️ SkyBlock:Start with a small island and expand it into a massive kingdom in the sky. Complete challenges and thrive in the floating world.

🌍 Survival:Explore vast landscapes, gather resources, complete quests, and build to your heart’s content in this awesome Minecraft experience. Themed with a Medieval survival touch, formed towards letting the player really experiencing Medieval Survival.

🎨 Creative:Unleash your imagination with unlimited resources. Show off your architectural skills in our expansive Creative world.

Daily Voting Rewards:Vote daily and earn awesome rewards that will aid your journey across all gamemodes.

Epic Store Packages:Enhance your gameplay with incredible store packages for extra resources, powerful gear, and unique perks.

Join Blockworkz Network and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

Server IP: play.blockworkz.netWebsite: www.blockworkz.net

play.blockworkz.net

Hypersentient Wives Minecraft Server

everlasting paradise, Fake, family, garden of eden, Heaven, higher dimensional lifeforms, hypersentient, hypersentientomniscience, jealous transvestite demon, living together, Merging, Minecraft, new timeline, omniplanet, omnireality, omnitime, resurrect, Satan, Schizophrenic, Server, Wives, world shifting

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with jealous transvestite demon mods, world-shifting adventures, and higher dimensional lifeforms!

Our server is the only place where you can experience the true craziness of omnireality, where everything else is just fake and schizophrenic in comparison. Join us as we merge Heaven into our world and resurrect the Garden of Eden for some true everlasting paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of our omnitime family, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a jealous transvestite demon mod or two)!

Mineframe Server – Warframe Fun!

Alerts, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, Damage Calculator, DPS calculator, DropTables, Frames, Fun, Jade Shadows, Mineframe, modding, Operation: Belly of the Beast., Protea Prime, Relics tool, Returning Players, Riven Prices, Server, Stream Times, Tierlists, Warframe, Warframe General, Wiki

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8625
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	281
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “no feet” policy because who needs feet in a blocky world anyway? Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (accidental, of course).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare loot that only the bravest of players can find. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that can shoot lasers and turn your enemies into chickens. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself!

But that’s not all – we also have a clan directory where you can team up with other players to take on epic quests and defeat powerful bosses. Need to buy or sell items? We’ve got a marketplace where you can trade to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the mysterious Operation: Belly of the Beast. See you in the blocky world!