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BankedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be rolling in so much virtual dough, you’ll think you have $7000 in your bank account! Our server is so lucrative, you’ll be swimming in diamonds and emeralds in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of Minecraft players’ wealth-building skills. So come join us and show those government scientists what you’re made of!

CraftyCreeper Server

$0 in savings, $250 in checking, $500 LINK, account balance, Banking, budgeting, checking account, CraftyCreeper, emergency fund, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, money management, online banking, personal finance, saving money, savings account, Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Star Shards Collected:	212
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? How about the fact that we have a secret underground vault filled with diamonds worth over $250 in real life! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a magical savings account that will give you $0 in savings every time you log in! But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive 500 LINK coins that you can use to buy ridiculous items like flying pigs and exploding sheep. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CoincidenceCraft SMP: WeirdLifeStories

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CoincidenceCraft, destiny, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, Life, odd, peculiar, Random, remarkable, serendipity, smp, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird, WeirdLifeStories

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! So like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even?! And then I met this player who could speak in only emojis, it was so wild! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive chicken jousting tournament, it was cluckin’ insane! So if you wanna experience the most random and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, you gotta join this SMP ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🐔🎩🤪 #lolzy #crazyminecraftfun

BootyBlockerCraft

anatomy, biology, BootyBlockerCraft, buoyancy, butthole, Colon, Depth, drowning, gastrointestinal, health, human body, medical condition, PHYSICS., PRESSURE, Rectum, Risk, Safety, Sphincter, swimming, Underwater, Water

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s most pressing questions like “How deep would someone have to go in water for their butthole to fail and let water in?” Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of the ocean and test the limits of our virtual anatomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Pirates, a group of players who sail the high seas in search of treasure and booty (pun intended). Join their crew and embark on epic quests filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater base where players can engage in intense battles using nothing but fish as weapons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the depth of your butthole).

PastaFighters Minecraft Server

Conflict, CONVICTED, crime, criminal, European, extradition, foreign fighter, International, Italian, Justice, Minecraft, murderer, News, paedophile, PastaFighters, Prison, russia, scandal, Server, Soldier, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5123	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can team up with convicted italian murderers and paedophiles who are fighting for russia in ukraine? well, do we have the server for u! join us for some chaotic fun as we build, mine, and cause mayhem with our unlikely allies. who knows, maybe u’ll even learn a thing or two about survival from these hardened criminals. so come on down and join the insanity, we promise it’ll be a killer time!

UkraineCraft: Kim’s Krazy Soldiers

defense strategy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international conflict, Kims, KRAZY, military intelligence, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military threats, national security, North Korea, North Korean military, political instability, Risk, security threat, soldiers, suicide missions, suicide soldiers, Ukraine battlefield, UkraineCraft, unconventional warfare, WARFARE

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	180099
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where North Korea’s suicide soldiers have invaded the Ukraine battlefield? Yeah, you heard me right! These soldiers be blowin’ stuff up left and right, makin’ the game extra intense and unpredictable. But don’t worry, we got special protection for all our players so you won’t get blown to bits too easily. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide and plot your revenge against those crazy soldiers. So come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server!

Copper Crafters Guild

$1.9 million, arizona, Bacteria, College of Medicine, Copper, Crafters, grant, guild, HARMFUL, harness, health, kill, Medical, microorganisms, Mysteries, National Institutes of Health, research, Researcher, Science, study, tucson, Uncovering, University of Arizona

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Magic Items Found:	3756	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Towns Built:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we harness the power of COPPER to defeat all the evil bacteria and microorganisms!!! 🦠💥

our fearless leader, Dr. Steve, discovered a secret potion that turns copper into a deadly weapon against all the gross germs in the world. now we’re on a quest to rid minecraft of all the icky stuff that makes you sick 😷

join us and become a copper crusader, fighting alongside Dr. Steve to save the world, one pixelated germ at a time. plus, we have epic battles, crazy challenges, and a secret underground lab where we cook up our magical potions 🧪🔬

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and help us save minecraft from the microscopic menace! 💪🔥 #CopperCrusadersUnite

Epic Adventure Quest 1.21.3

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Bro, let me tell you, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of pure gold.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft madness that will make your brain explode with joy.

We’ve got more epic builds than a dragon’s treasure hoard and more fun than a barrel full of monkeys on caffeine.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what reality even means.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BirthdayBashMC Server

Birthday, BirthdayBashMC, BIRTHDAYS, celebration, commitments, Communication, compromise, compromises, emotions, family, hurt feelings, inconsiderate, misunderstandings, Opinions, Plans, relationships, Scheduling, Server, Siblings, sister, weekends

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of celebrating birthdays on the exact date? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of birthday celebrations that are always on point.

We promise to never forget your special day, just like how we never forget to mine diamonds. Our community is full of players who understand the significance of celebrating birthdays as close to the date as possible. Plus, we have epic family hikes in-game that will make your birthday celebrations unforgettable.

Don’t be like the OP’s little sister, who got upset when her family couldn’t celebrate on the exact date. Join our server and never worry about missing out on a birthday celebration again. We even have special events and surprises planned for your big day.

So come on over and join us for a birthday bash like no other. Who needs real-life plans when you can party it up in Minecraft with us? Let’s make your birthday the talk of the server!

CraftyQueerHousemates

acceptance, anger, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Conflict, conventional attractiveness, CraftyQueerHousemates, friendship, Gay, LGBTQ, norms, open environment, personal issues, personal space, Respect, roommate dynamics, roommates, Self Discovery, Sexuality, Straight.., Understanding

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as open and boundary-pushing as my roommates? Look no further! Join our server where we never lock the doors to the virtual bathroom – pee while someone’s showering, brush your teeth while someone’s taking a virtual dump, it’s all fair game!

Our community is so close-knit, you’ll feel like you’re rooming with Tom and Jerry themselves. And who knows, maybe you’ll even have a virtual underwear party with your fellow players – it’s all part of the fun!

But that’s not all – we also have drama hotter than a lava pit. Join in on the action as players grapple with their sexuality, come out to their virtual roommates, and deal with accusations of secretly lusting after their pixelated pals. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

So come join our server today and experience the wildest, most boundary-pushing Minecraft community out there. Who needs real-life roommates when you have us?

CraftyLuxeMC

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Have you ever dreamed of living in a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all that and more!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even turn dirt blocks into stacks of emeralds!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows!

KyivCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, Conflict, conflict escalation, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, international relations, Invasion, kyiv, KyivCraft, Military, military conflict, military offensive, Minecraft, political tension, Russian intervention, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, Ukrainian government, War, war claims

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	156
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

come join our minecraft server because we have more explosions than ukraine’s largest attack of war so far, kyiv claims! our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a creeper on steroids! build your own empire and conquer other players with our epic weapons and armor! trust us, you won’t find a more intense and chaotic server out there! plus, our community is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! join now and experience the madness for yourself!