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BankedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be rolling in so much virtual dough, you’ll think you have $7000 in your bank account! Our server is so lucrative, you’ll be swimming in diamonds and emeralds in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of Minecraft players’ wealth-building skills. So come join us and show those government scientists what you’re made of!

CraftyCreeper Server

$0 in savings, $250 in checking, $500 LINK, account balance, Banking, budgeting, checking account, CraftyCreeper, emergency fund, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, money management, online banking, personal finance, saving money, savings account, Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? How about the fact that we have a secret underground vault filled with diamonds worth over $250 in real life! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a magical savings account that will give you $0 in savings every time you log in! But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive 500 LINK coins that you can use to buy ridiculous items like flying pigs and exploding sheep. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

Communication, Conflict, cybersecurity, digital warfare, Downfall, Geopolitics, illegal use, international law, internet access, Invasion, military aggression, russia, sanctions, Satellite Internet, Satellite technology, Starlink terminals, StarlinkCraft, Technology, Ukraine, Vuhledar, Vuhledars, War Crimes, WP reports

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Buildings Constructed:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	1

hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

Starblocks

Alien, Astral, astronaut, Celestial, comet, constellation, Cosmic, Economy, Exploration, Galaxy, Interstellar, NEBULA, Orbit, PvP, Skyblock, Space, Spaceship, Stardust, Starry, Stars, supernova, Universe

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Chimeras Created:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

Starblocks.net

CrimsonCraft

Adventure, Anarchy, AS/AU hosted, Challenges, Combat, Community Events, competitive community, Cracked, CrimsonCraft, discord server, dynamic community, Economy, epic events, friendly community, intense pvp action, leaderboard, LifeSteal, minecraft server, PvP, Raiding, Rewards, Survival, Tournaments, version 1.8x-1.21x

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Towns Built:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Welcome to CrimsonCraft

Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

crimsoncraft.mysrv.us:25261

Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

E-mail: [email protected]

94.73.223.165

Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	946	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to Bloom SMP
IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable on versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features
Anti Griefing
Cross Play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Potions Brewed:	127	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Enchantments Applied:	262
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

BlockPartyDrama

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	442
Zombie Dances:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	6851	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

MineTop5CatList

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!