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Snoys’ Peak Minecraft Madness

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Runes Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimension Hops:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because this server is certified peak gameplay according to Snoys! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Yes, you heard that right. These mythical creatures roam freely in our world, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

2. Want to test your survival skills? Our server has a special challenge where you have to fend off an army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s clucking madness, but oh so fun!

3. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly dance parties at the Disco Mushroom biome. Get your groove on with the funky fungi and boogie down with the blocky beats.

4. Feeling lucky? Take a trip to the Nether Casino and try your luck at the slots. Win big and you might just walk away with a stack of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Snoys approved!

HangryCraft

Beer, BUTTER, Causa Rellena, Cheeses, Cooking, crackers, drinks, Food, Friends, HangryCraft, inside jokes, international dishes, jelly, Late, mashed potato, Party, Picky, Planning, Shrimp cocktail, Spanish tortilla, Themes, Time, turkey

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2865
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is always ready…or not! Join us for a wild time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a failed dinner party.

Imagine a world where the only thing on the menu is beer, crackers, butter, and jelly – sounds delicious, right? Well, that’s just the beginning of the culinary chaos you’ll experience on our server.

Feast your eyes on unrefrigerated turkey, cheeses, and the best mashed potatoes you’ve ever tasted (according to the host, at least). Who needs a functioning fridge when you can have a room temperature buffet?

So come on over and join us for a dining experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might even find yourself eating a grotesque amount of food and questioning if you’re the AITA of the Minecraft world. See you there!

Anarchus: Where chaos reigns, and staff are hard to find!

Anarchus, anti cheat, Builds, Chaos, Chat Rules, creating, creativity, Custom Items, Discord, Events, Experience, Find, Griefing, HARD, Ip:, Land claiming, Minecraft, motivated individuals, Other, PvP, REIGNS, Server, Skills, Staff, unique items, Version

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	3312
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Anarchus Minecraft Server

Overview
Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 600+ unique items. We are currently looking for staff for various positions.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	~anarchus.fun~
What version is the server running?	1.20.1-1.20.4
How can I apply for staff?	Contact JohnSGV on discord for more information.
Is there a Discord server for Anarchus?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/SbZrCxH

Elf Love Minecraft Server

Adventure, Character customization, date, dating sim, Elf, elf character, FANTASY, fantasy world, games, Interactive Fiction, love, Magic, Minecraft, mythical creatures, Play, relationships, role playing, romance, Server, simulation, storytelling, virtual world

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Votes:	833

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can date other players or even play as an elf! That’s right, forget about fighting zombies and creepers, it’s all about finding love or casting magical spells in our enchanted world.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of going on virtual dates with other players, or if you’ve always dreamed of living out your fantasy as a mystical elf. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on a journey full of romance and magic. Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

4ChanWisdomMinecraftSMP

4chan, 4ChanWisdomMinecraftSMP, Based, controversial, critical thinking, Deep thinking, Enlightened, Insightful, intellectual, internet culture, Introspective, knowledge, meme, original, philosophy, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Thought-provoking, Unconventional, unique perspective, wisdom

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing people talk about is their diamond armor? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with players who possess wisdom that is so next level, it’s like they’re speaking in ancient memes from the depths of the internet.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to trade with villagers who are secretly aliens in disguise. Our community is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So come join us if you’re ready to laugh until your diamond sword breaks, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and make friends with players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else.

DogGoneVacay Minecraft Server

Asshole, beach house, Communication, Conflict, cost, death, disagreement, dog, DogGoneVacay, emotional, family, GRIEVING, Heartless, Minecraft, MONEY, parents, payment, reimbursement, rental, Respect, Server, sister, vacation

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to witness epic family feuds over vacation expenses, heartless demands for money, and a dog that’s worth more than a beach house rental.

Experience the thrill of navigating through sibling rivalry, emotional breakdowns, and heated arguments over who should foot the bill for a trip that ended up being a solo adventure. Will you be the one to mediate the situation and bring peace to this chaotic family dynamic? Or will you join in on the madness and stir up even more drama?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than reality TV. Join now and let the craziness unfold!

PeePalsCraft

apartment etiquette, apartment living, apartment sharing, bathroom cleanliness, bathroom etiquette, bathroom rules, cohabitation conflicts, Communication Issues, compromise in relationships, domestic disputes, Gender Roles, girlfriend request, home habits, hygiene habits, living together, peeing standing up, PeePalsCraft, personal boundaries, personal space, relationship argument, respecting differences

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	9578	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can pee standing up without any judgment from your girlfriend! We understand the importance of bathroom etiquette, but we also believe in the freedom to choose your peeing position.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual bathroom where you can pee however you please. No more arguments about bathroom habits, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, our community is filled with players who support your right to pee standing up.

So come on, join our server and let the pee flow freely! Who knew virtual bathrooms could be so liberating?

EasyPeasySMPChaos

Adaptability, Challenges, conquering fears, determination, EasyPeasySMPChaos, facing challenges, growth mindset., hard work, humbling experiences, learning curve, misconceptions, new skills, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, persistence, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, trial and error, underestimated tasks, unexpected difficulties

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a pack of zombie chickens wielding diamond swords comes charging at you. Or how about the time when a group of friendly villagers turned out to be shape-shifting aliens trying to take over the server? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And let’s not forget about the elusive llama mafia that controls the black market trade of rare items.

So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, things may not always be as they seem, but that’s all part of the fun!

CraftyGloUp2021

changes, CraftyGloUp2021, Development, growth mindset., personal growth, progress, Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-empowerment, self-evaluation, self-improvement journey, self-reflection journey, self-transformation, transformation

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Farms Harvested:	987
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of being the same old boring blockhead you were a year ago? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and watch as you transform into the ultimate Minecraft master, complete with diamond armor and a pet dragon (okay, maybe we’re exaggerating a bit with the dragon part, but a player can dream, right?).

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests that will challenge your skills and test your courage. You’ll meet quirky NPCs who will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your virtual horse (don’t worry, we’ll catch you). And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted goodies that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the hero you were always meant to be (or at least have a good time trying). Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to solitaire).

DroneWars Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, aerial warfare, Conflict, Defense, Drones, DroneWars, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military advancements, military capabilities, military comparison, Military operations, military technology, Minecraft, political leaders, russia, security measures, Server, Surveillance, UAVs, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

so, like, this server is like the ukraine of minecraft servers, man. we got more drones than russia, bro! zelenskyy himself said it, dude. join us and be part of the drone army, flying high above all the other players. we’re taking over the minecraft world, one drone at a time. come join the fun and see why ukraine is the place to be in july!

ZombieApocalypseMC

confirms, died, Final victim, idf, october 7, Onslaught, unaccounted for, ZombieApocalypseMC

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Items Found:	7383
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

lol join this epic minecraft server where u can survive crazy onslaughts just like the final unaccounted for victim on october 7!! idf confirms it’s the most intense server everrrrrr. build ur own base and defend against hordes of zombies, creepers, and even evil villagers who want to steal ur diamonds. become the ultimate survivor and show everyone u have what it takes to conquer the minecraft world. join now and see if u can outlast the madness!!!