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TyreCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8879	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got senior Hamas members and UNRWA staffers getting killed in Tyre! It’s like a real life drama show but in Minecraft form, yo! Come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even witness some epic battles and crazy plot twists. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the action!

X’s Value: $9.4B – Fidelity’s Cut

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

lol, join dis server cuz it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt, except the diamond block is a $9.4 billion value and the dirt is a $44 billion value! like, who even needs that much dirt anyway? come build with us and watch your wealth shrink faster than a creeper explosion! #minecraftriches #whatisthismaths

Crafty Misinfo Masters

Communication, correcting misinformation, Crafty, fact-checking, information sharing, Masters, Misinfo, Misinformation, misinformation consequences, misinformation correction, misinformation culture, misinformation spread, peer pressure, public perception, social acceptance, social behavior, social interactions, social media, social norms, societal norms, societal pressure, Truth, truth-seeking

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

hey u! u like minecraft? u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? well u gotta join dis server! we got dragons that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows! if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that can do the macarena! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground dance party with skeletons and creepers? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Moon Chill Zone

atmospheric conditions, Chill, climate change, Covid-19, data analysis, Drop, effects, environmental impact, findings, Global, Lockdown, Lunar surface, Moon, pandemic, research, scientific study, Space, space exploration, study, surface temperature, Temperature Changes, Zone

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ores Mined:	7717
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties on the moon!! 🌕🎉 our server is so poppin’ that even the moon’s surface temperature dropped cuz everyone was too busy partying with us 😂🚀 join now and experience the coolest (literally) minecraft server in the universe! plus, rumor has it that aliens love to play on our server too 👽🎮 don’t miss out on the intergalactic fun, join us today! #moonparty #minecraftmadness #alienapproved 🌌🌠

Evil Doctors Minecraft Server

alternative treatments, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, Evil, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, long term medication, Medical advice, Medical Ethics, medication, medication side effects, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, Minecraft, patient care, pharmaceuticals, psychiatric medication, Server, ssri

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	782
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	4194
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

> So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the wildest place ever. You go on there and the players are all doctors, but not just any doctors, they’re like, super smart doctors who know all about medications and stuff.

> And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you mention SSRIs, they’ll all start debating with you about how bad they are and why you shouldn’t take them. It’s like a battle of wits, but with medication instead of swords.

> And the best part is, if you can convince them that SSRIs are bad, they’ll give you special in-game perks or something. It’s like a quest within a quest, man. So if you’re looking for a server where you can argue with doctors about medication while building epic structures, this is the place for you. Join now and see if you can outsmart the smartest players around!

Why Are AEW Fans So Angry All The Time Minecraft SMP

aew, Angry, Behavior, Community, controversy, criticism, emotions, Entertainment, fanbase, Fans, Frustration, Minecraft, Negativity, ONLINE, Opinions, passionate, reactions, smp, social media, Time, wrestling

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Divine Spears Created:	27	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of being surrounded by angry AEW fans all the time? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is a haven for AEW fans who just can’t seem to catch a break in the real world. Here, you can release all that pent-up anger by building giant statues of your favorite wrestlers and battling it out in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out in intense one-on-one battles for the chance to win rare in-game items. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even take on the server’s resident Ender Dragon in a death-defying boss fight.

So why waste your time being angry in the real world when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let loose in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities? Join now and let the fun begin!

BoomerCraft SMP

age gracefully, age-related changes, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, embracing aging, feeling old, getting old, getting older, getting wiser, gray hair, growing old, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, senior moments, signs of aging, slowing down, smp, time passing, wisdom comes with age, wrinkles

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Join our SMP and never have another “I’m getting old” moment again! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween. So come join us and never worry about aging in Minecraft again!

CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

NukeFearNotMC

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, love, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNotMC, Peace, Politics, president, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Towns Built:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? We got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows, it’s totally insane, bro. And get this, Putin tried to nuke us once, but then Zelensky was all like, “Nah, bro, Putin loves his life too much to use nuclear weapons, he’s just a big ol’ scaredy cat.” So yeah, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

antibiotic-resistant bacteria, Australian parrots, Bacteria, biohazard, biosecurity, contamination, crops, DNA analysis, global health, hazard, health, international travellers, Microbes, pathogens, Phone, PHONES, SECURITY, septicaemia, Technology, travel, travellers, weak link, Zone

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	43
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS