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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 8777 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 4053 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
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