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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 115 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1692 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 51 |
Join us for a chance to build your dream world where you can finally succeed at something, unlike this poor soul who just can’t seem to catch a break in real life. Who needs a degree when you can have a virtual empire in Minecraft, am I right?
So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fails, and maybe even some success (unlike this poor guy). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one engineering dropout at a time!