And get this, the whole server is actually built on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the ocean of lava. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster of chaos and fun, man.
Plus, there’s this secret underground base where you can hang out with unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds. it’s like a dream come true, bro.
So, like, come join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s party like there’s no tomorrow. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.
One time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of diamonds. They were so rich that they started throwing diamonds at the zombies just for fun. And guess what? The zombies actually started doing the Macarena! True story, bro.
But that’s not all. We also have a magical forest where the trees grow pizza slices instead of leaves. You can literally pluck a pepperoni off a branch and chow down while building your epic castle. And don’t even get me started on the talking llamas. They give the best life advice, I swear.
So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens, come join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against an army of evil creepers? Only on our server, baby. Let’s get this party started!
our server is so lit that even historians are like, “dang, wish i could go back in time and play on that server.” they study our server like it’s the lost city of Atlantis, trying to figure out how we make the grass so green and the diamonds so sparkly.
if u join our server, u might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the skeletons and zombies bust a move to some sick beats. or maybe u’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u super speed and the ability to speak pig latin.
so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND DIAMONDS THAT SING LIKE BEYONCE!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY CHICKEN NUGGET TREE, WHERE YOU CAN HARVEST NUGGETS FOR DAYS!
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICH IN REAL LIFE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND WATCH AS MONEY STARTS RAINING FROM THE SKY!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED! SEE YOU THERE, CHICKEN NUGGET LOVERS!
Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even befriending a group of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance during epic boss battles. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco where skeletons and zombies groove the night away.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!
Join us and witness the average level of education skyrocket as players learn advanced mathematics just to build a functioning roller coaster in-game. We’ve had players go from barely knowing how to spell “Minecraft” to writing their doctoral thesis on the economic impact of diamond mining in just a few weeks!
So if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your IQ boosted to infinity and beyond, hop on our server and prepare to be schooled in the ways of Minecraft mastery! Who needs a college degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream, am I right?
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like “Zombie Pigman Racing” or “Creeper Dodgeball” (spoiler alert: the creeper always wins). Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours with their ridiculous antics and inside jokes.
So why waste your time studying for finals when you could be joining our Minecraft server and having the time of your life? Trust us, your professors will never know (unless they’re secretly playing too…). Join us now and let the virtual shenanigans begin!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!
Once upon a time, there was a player who tried to evade a ban on a discord server. They went to great lengths, using temporary email services, messing with the jannies, and even using their own phone number as a final “screw you.” But alas, they were caught and banned for good. That player’s name? Waravocado banana watermelon.
But fear not, for on our server, you can be as wild and crazy as you want without the fear of bans! Join us and experience the chaos and madness that awaits. And hey, if you need to verify with a phone number, we’ve got your back with our very own SMS verification service. Who needs rules when you have a world of endless possibilities?
So come on, join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft moments together. Just remember, on our server, anything goes!
Welcome to SuperMalasSMP
We are focused on keeping the community clean and family-friendly. We want everyone to feel welcome. We will always support both Java and Bedrock edition, so everyone is welcome to join, regardless of which console you are playing on!
there are many interesting features! Join a friendly community on all version of minecarft!
Discord: https://discord.gg/VRxsq3chj7
play.malaz.fun:25656
| Description | A wonderful UK based city roleplay themed server with realistic things and more. As well as additional choices of minigames to earn money to spend at the city and an anarchy world with no rules! You can join on Java 1.21 or 1.21.1 | We support bedrock as well. |
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| Server IP | tancraft.org |
| Question | Answer |
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| What version of Minecraft can I join on? | You can join on Java 1.21 or 1.21.1. We also support bedrock. |
| Is there a specific theme for the server? | Yes, the server is city roleplay themed with realistic elements. |
| Are there any minigames available to earn money? | Yes, there are additional choices of minigames to earn money to spend at the city. |
| Is there a world with no rules? | Yes, there is an anarchy world with no rules available on the server. |
1. Amelia Watson herself will personally solve any mysteries you encounter in the game. Got a missing diamond block? A stolen cake? A creeper conspiracy? Ame’s on the case!
2. Our server is so secure, even Sherlock Holmes himself couldn’t hack into it. Your builds are safe from griefers, trolls, and any other troublemakers.
3. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. Only the most skilled players can find it, but once you do, you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds.
4. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Amelia Watson appreciation thread Minecraft server today and let the detective adventures begin!
But wait, there’s more! Follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run a small assassin business in Hell in our Helluva Boss-themed section of the server. Who knew running a startup in Hell could be so hilarious?
Join now for a chance to check out into Heaven, battle demons, and maybe even pet a hellhound named Loona. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you in our Duck EditionOP Template Minecraft SMP!
Just like the story of the artisan mug that was tragically shattered, we understand the importance of treasuring your belongings. That’s why on our server, we have a special quest where you must protect your precious mug from gravity and any other dangers that may come your way.
But beware, there may be friends like “J” who will test your patience and your mug-guarding skills. Will you be able to stand up for yourself and demand the 65$ for the broken mug, or will you let gravity win this time?
Join us on this hilarious and mug-filled adventure, where every twist and turn will leave you laughing and crying (mostly from laughter). So come on, grab your friends (and their mugs) and let’s make some unforgettable memories on our server!
But that’s not all! We also have a special potion that turns you into a block of diamond for 10 minutes. Imagine the envy of all your friends as you sparkle and shine your way through the world.
And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears sunglasses and loves to dance to disco music. Join us now and see if you can befriend this groovy dragon!