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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 1835 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 161 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even US journalist Masha Gessen got convicted in absentia in Russia just for talking smack about our military. That’s how powerful and insane our server is.
So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on over to our Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe some armor, just in case). Let’s get this party started, baby!