Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, SisSlayin

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	763
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of being the less successful sibling! On our server, you can be the top player in every game, build the most epic structures, and conquer any challenge that comes your way. No more feeling like a failure next to your Ivy League sister – here, you’re the star of the show!

Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best at everything. No more missed calls from successful siblings, just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Join now and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs real-life success when you can dominate in Minecraft?

BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

Assertiveness, bae, Boundaries, BrokeCraft, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional manipulation, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, frugal spending, healthy boundaries, mental health support, money management, mutual support, personal finances, relationship dynamics, self worth, self-care, setting priorities., SHROOMS

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

JokesterMC SMP

amusement, Chuckle, comedian, comedy, Entertainment, favorite joke, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jest, joke of the day, JokesterMC, laugh out loud, Laughter, one liner, PUNCHLINE, Quip, smp, stand up, Witty

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2422
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

CreeperCrisis

aggravation, annoyance, bad day, CreeperCrisis, DiSRuPtiON, disturbance, exasperation, Frustration, INCONVENIENCE, Irritation, minor issue, mishap, Nuisance, ruin, setback, small thing, Trouble, unexpected problem, vexation

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server

Accountability, Attacks, chief, Condemnation, Conflict, international law, investigation, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, resolution, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, UN, Unifil, united nations, United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon, violence, war crime, warzone

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6194
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sweet castle, when BAM! you get attacked by some noobs. but fear not, because on our server, we have UNIFIL – the United Nations International Force in Lebanon – to protect you!

that’s right, we take our minecraft wars very seriously here. if anyone even thinks about messing with you, they’ll have the UN chief himself breathing down their neck, calling them out for potential war crimes.

so come join us on this epic server, where the stakes are high, the battles are intense, and the UN is always watching. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

KimPutinCraft

Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategies, global affairs, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimPutinCraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, political alliances, putin, russia, strategic partnerships, summit, summit meetings, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Votes:	1222
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Alien Panic Attack Server

Alien, alien encounters, alien footage, alien invasion, Attack, conspiracy theories, extraterrestrial evidence, fear of the unknown, future events, global panic, internet hysteria, internet leaks, internet phenomena, mass hysteria, mass panic, mental health, Panic, panic attacks, psychological effects, psychological trauma, Server, social media frenzy, Trauma, viral videos

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Void Gems Collected:	38
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

join our epic minecraft server, where we have aliens running around like they own the place! watch out for the alien creepers, they’ll blow up your house faster than you can say “extraterrestrial invasion!” but don’t worry, we have special alien-proof armor for sale in our virtual shop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).

so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!

Sync SMP

bedrock, building, Buy, competitive fun, Cross-Play, Economy, Economy System, fortune, java, minecraft adventure, PvP, PvP arenas, Raiding, seamless cross-platform play, Sell, Survival, Survival multiplayer, Sync SMP, Trade, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla smp

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to Sync SMP, the ultimate Minecraft experience where Java and Bedrock players unite! Whether you’re into intense PvP battles, thriving in our Vanilla SMP, or building up your wealth with our economy system, we’ve got something for everyone.

Key Features:

– PvP arenas for competitive fun – Survival Multiplayer (SMP) for a true Minecraft adventure – Cross-play support between Java and Bedrock – Vanilla gameplay – no complicated mods, just pure Minecraft – Economy system to trade, buy, and sell with other players

Join Sync SMP today and enjoy seamless cross-platform play, along with the thrill of building your fortune!

syncsmp.xyz:25637

Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

401k, Adventures, Auctionhouse, commands, creativity, CREEPERS, Enchantments, Features, join messages, lagoon, Land claiming, Leaderboards, marketplace, ORGANIZED, Plan, Qol, Ranks, rules, sail, Skills, smp, Staff, Stormy, Survival, Voting, Warps

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Items Found:	5467	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Stormy Lagoon <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/lunchboxlolsmc/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

Server Details:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	Join our Discord server
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	Follow us on Tiktok

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

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