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Nordic DNA Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Dna, DNA analysis, DNA ethnicity, DNA matching, dna results, dna testing, do I DNA mog you, ethnic background, European ancestry, family history, Genealogy, genetic ancestry, genetic genealogy, genetic testing, German ancestry, German heritage, heritage, Minecraft, Nordic, Nordic af, Nordic heritage, prussian german ethnicity, Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	357
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Farms Harvested:	125
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your DNA? Well, look no further because our server is Nordic AF and caters to those with Prussian German ethnicity! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes that will make your ancestors proud. Build your own Viking ship and conquer the virtual seas, or create a castle fit for a Prussian king. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with your heritage in the most ridiculous way possible – join our server today!

Decade of Blocks Minecraft SMP

10 years ago, BEGONE, blocks, broken dead brothers, brothers, clue, Clueless, Decade, fed scum, Feed, fucks, Leave, Minecraft, none, offices, Psychopathic, psychopathic witches, ROBOT, Robots, smp, tumblr, weird, witches

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring, robot-infested servers? Looking for a place where psychopathic witches don’t feast on your fallen comrades? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where the only robots you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve reprogrammed to do our bidding. Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner craziness.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those Tumblr bots behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s show those witches who’s boss and create a world where only the most outrageous survive. See you on the server, you non-robotic legends!

Last Life Survival

activities, Bosses, Dungeons, Economy, extra lives, Fun, hours of play, Ip:, Last Life Survival, Missions, Modified, nether server, Prison, PvE, PvP, Revive, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Animals Bred:	145	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to Last Life Survival, a modified semi vanilla server in which every time you die you lose 1 heart of life, when you lose all your lives you have to do a series of missions which will help you revive, and if you fail you will have to complete a time in prison.

There are many ways to get extra lives which you will see when entering the server.

We have Bosses, dungeons and many activities which guarantee fun and hours of play. We are waiting for you.

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lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com:25582

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

10. belly laugh, 11. ROFL, 12. side-splitting, 13. guffaw, 14. snicker, 15. cackle, 16. mirth, 17. jest, 18. jocular, 19. rib-tickling, 2. Funny, 20. uproarious, 3. humor, 4. comedy, 5. joke, 6. hilarious, 7. amusement, 8. chuckle, 9. giggle, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Void Gems Collected:	33	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	657	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens break it down like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, absurdity, and endless fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, dft, dirty talk, Discord, erotic content, explicit conversation, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, onsen, paizuri, Relaxation, Roleplay, sexting, sexual fantasies, sexual satisfaction, smp, Talky

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your fetishes, talk about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its relaxing onsen paizuri edition, where you can unwind in a hot spring while receiving some… ahem, special attention. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join /dft/ today and let the debauchery begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and an open mind, because things are about to get wild.

Sakura Garden

Acquainted, Adventure, building, Claims, Community, Diverse, enthusiastic, Exploration, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Gaming, lonely, Minecraft, multiplayer, Sakura Garden, Server, support team, Survival, Towny, Trade

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mines Excavated:	4820
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Survival and trade genres are diverse, with claims and enthusiastic support team, you will not worry about being lonely when playing on the server, everyone is very friendly so it is easy to make friends and get acquainted.

sakuragarden.asia:25556

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

1 thing he did wrong, blunder, Daisy, error, Fault, faux pas, Flaw, Minecraft, miscalculation, misdeed, mishap, misjudgment, misstep, mistake, name.., Offense, Oopsie, oversight, Server, slip-up, transgression, wrongdoing

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Star Shards Collected:	159	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Enchantments Applied:	74
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wildest adventures in blocky land! We have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give out free enchanted items, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player named Steve accidentally built a house out of TNT instead of bricks. Needless to say, it didn’t end well for him, but it sure was a blast to watch! So come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you can get into on our server. Just remember, the only thing you’ll be doing wrong is not joining us sooner!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16517312

ANONYMOUS, smp

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	4946	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Welcome to KWAB, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined KWAB and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. They danced the night away, dodging exploding dance moves and arrow shots like pros. It was a night to remember, until the party was crashed by a gang of zombie villagers demanding brain smoothies.

But that’s not all! On KWAB, you can also participate in our annual llama racing competition, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses filled with flying chickens and exploding pigs. The winner gets a crown made out of diamond blocks and bragging rights for life!

So come join KWAB, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue ender dragon). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

XenosMC

armor sets, Bosses, cave mining, cells, custom mines, Dark Auction, ENERGY, Generators, GKits, Guards, king of the hill, Koth, Masks, meteors, Minecraft, Mini Games, Ore rushes, outposts, overworld bandits, Pickaxe Enchants, pickaxe upgrade, Prestige, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, PvP enchants, Raiding, Raiding system, Server, shards currencies

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Falling into the Void:	2

Minecraft Prions Server with a custom cave mining and pickaxe upgrade system. – Various custom mines, Meteors, and Ore rushes – Custom Guards – Custom energy and shards currencies – Custom Gkits – Custom Bosses – Custom Outposts – Custom Cells, Generators and Raiding system – Custom pvp and pickaxe enchants – Custom armor sets and masks – Custom overworld bandits – King Of The Hill (Koth) – Prestige and Pickaxe Prestige – Custom Dark Auction (Outbid other players)

play.xenosmc.net

ContentMine – 1.20.80-1.21.40 Minecraft server

Adventure, Auto-mine, bonus codes, BUILD, Community, ContentMine, creativity, Events, Friends, game modes, imagination, lags, Minecraft, Possibilities, Rewards, Server, smooth play, stable operation, Survival, Youtubers

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	847
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

ContentMine is an exciting Minecraft server for all lovers of creativity and survival! Here you will find:A variety of game modes: from classic survival to creative mode. Friendly community: take part in events, build together with other players and find new friends. Unique features: bonus codes, special rewards, and YouTubers. Stable operation: the server is optimized for smooth play without lags. Join ContentMine and start your adventure in a world where the possibilities are limited only by your imagination! ?

Mc.contentmine.ru:25633