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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 202 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 5249 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.
oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.
so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.