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I’m Not Useless Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Enchantments Applied:	260	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of being called useless? Join our Minecraft server and show off your skills in building, crafting, and surviving! We have a special plugin that rewards players for scrolling through the server’s main page for 8 hours straight – think of all the virtual pennies you’ll earn! Plus, rumor has it that Mark Zuckerberg himself plays on our server and he’s always looking for new recruits to help him build his pixelated empire. So come on, join us and prove that you’re not useless after all!

Here Is Your Batmobile Bro – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we don’t ride horses, we ride batmobiles! That’s right, forget about boring old horses, we’ve got sleek, high-speed batmobiles to zoom around in style.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have endless riches and power in the server.

Oh, and did I mention our annual Creeper Fashion Show? That’s right, dress up your creepers in the most stylish outfits and strut your stuff on the catwalk for a chance to win rare items and bragging rights.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride batmobiles, befriend a Diamond Chicken, and show off your creeper fashion sense all in one place? Join now and let the insanity begin!

SassySILvsBrotherTruth

aita, Apologize.., bail out, brother, car repair, Divorce, full time housewife, grift, Honest, Jessica, Job, Kids, Lazy, MONEY, OFFENDED, Requests, SAHP, SassySILvsBrotherTruth, SIL, tight

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Potions Brewed:	111	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Animals Bred:	174	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real-life family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.

Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.

PublicOopsies Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Are you tired of being embarrassed in public? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing moments again because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons.

We have a secret potion in our server that makes you immune to embarrassment – just one sip and you’ll be strutting around like a boss, no matter what crazy shenanigans you get up to. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island where all the embarrassing moments from the real world are banished to, so you’ll be safe from any awkward encounters.

So come join us and leave your embarrassing past behind – in our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be the coolest kid on the block, no matter what silly things you’ve done in public.

Block Therapy – Crafting Happiness

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	4995

Imagine a world where you can escape all your problems and just build to your heart’s content. That’s right, we’re talking about our epic Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where the sun always shines, the creepers are always friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but a player can dream, right?).

Need a break from the real world drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even create a giant statue of yourself – the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to stack, right?

CourtOrderComplying Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	2364
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mines Excavated:	1646
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we do things backwards just like X’s lawyers! We comply with court orders we previously defied just for the lols. Brazil’s Supreme Court might allow us to return next week, but who cares cuz we be wildin’ out here! Build insane structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even defy some court orders yourself! Join now for a truly chaotic Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyRishi vs KeirCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dimension Hops:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ores Mined:	8735	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3780	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got more drama den a reality show! we got keir starmer and rishi sunak fightin it out in da virtual world, tryna be da most popular player! u can join a team and help ur fave politician win, or u can start ur own drama and take over da server! who needs a honeymoon when u got dis much chaos goin on?! join now for a wild ride!

WarNationsMC

alliances, BUILD, Civilizations, Community, Conquest, Custom Plugins, Diplomacy, Earth, Economy, Events, Exploration, Faction, geopoltics, History, Nations, PvP, Roleplay, strategy, Survival, Towny, War, WARFARE

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Animals Bred:	88
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Geopolitical Earth map server with conquests, economy and much more! Join now our first version of this server which is free2win. Create your own nation to your liking, whether it is fictional or based on a real one, you are free to do whatever you want on our server, what are you waiting for to join?

178.33.104.69:2641

Limecraft Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Void Gems Collected:	40	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Limecraft Survival is a recently established public survival server made for a more casual playerbase. We have economy features to encourage trade, and land claiming to allow members to protect their bases.

We run the servers off of our own hardware in Switzerland, allowing for a fast and reliable experience. We do offer a rank, but it is of very minimal gameplay impact, mainly for those who wish to support us.

survival.limecraft.yt

V For Vanilla: The Server Where Creeper Hugs are Not Allowed! No Map Resets, Just Lots of TNT Fun!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Crops Grown:	4370
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Ores Mined:	4653
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	Join our Discord
Version	Java 1.21

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M

No Map Resets

Random, unprotected spawn area

No TPA or Sethome

Griefing & Killing Allowed

No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)

Chat isn’t strictly moderated

Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense