ac valhalla benchmarks – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

CraftySis Minecraft Server
AUNTIE, Birthday, build a bear, chameleon, CraftySis, decision, FITS, gift, Jealousy, little sister, Mall, Minecraft, Pineapple, PLUSHIE, Server, sharing, Shelf, shopping spree, stealing, TUTU, Upset, WIBTA
Are you tired of sibling drama ruining your birthday vibes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where plushie-stealing sisters don’t exist! Our server is a chameleon-friendly zone, where you can build your own virtual Pineapple plushie without fear of jealousy or tantrums.
Immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise where you can create your own chameleon kingdom, complete with tutu-wearing plushies galore. No need to share with pesky siblings here – your Pineapple plushie will be safe and sound in your virtual world.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave the sibling drama behind. Build, craft, and play to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone stealing your precious Pineapple plushie. Join now and let the chameleon adventures begin!

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NoHatersAllowedMC
Asian American wedding, boundary setting, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, disrespectful behavior., family drama, family dynamics, family traditions, guest list management, NoHatersAllowedMC, wedding alcohol, wedding coordination, wedding culture, wedding etiquette, wedding food, wedding guests, wedding invitations, wedding planning, wedding security, wedding traditions
Are you tired of random people crashing your wedding just for the free food and booze? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where only invited guests are allowed! No more distant relatives or family friends showing up uninvited and causing a scene.
We have a guest list coordinator in place to ensure that only those with invitation cards can attend. And if anyone tries to sneak in, our bouncers will kick them out faster than you can say “I do.”
Just like the bride and groom in this story, stand your ground and say “Is this my wedding or yours?” when someone tries to gatecrash. Don’t let anyone ruin your special day, even if they call you “westernized” for sticking to your guns.
Join our server now and experience the drama and chaos of wedding crashers in a virtual world. Who knew planning a wedding could be this entertaining?

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RealWorldSadness Minecraft SMP
Adulthood, Challenges, Competition, coping mechanisms, disappointments, disillusionment, Expectations, Hardships, harsh truths, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, PRESSURE, Real World, RealWorldSadness, responsibilities, sad reality, smp, society, stress, Struggles, Survival, work life
Tired of adulting and dealing with real-world responsibilities? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you need to worry about is building epic structures and surviving creepers! Say goodbye to bills, deadlines, and awkward small talk at social gatherings. In our world, the only drama is when someone steals your diamonds or accidentally sets your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket. So come join us and escape the sad reality of adulthood!

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Blockin’ Life’s Path
Blockin, comfort zone, comparison, fear, fear of failure, fear of success, lack of clarity, lack of confidence, lack of direction, lack of motivation, lack of opportunities, lack of resources, lack of skills, lack of support, Lifes, limiting beliefs, negative beliefs, past traumas, Path, perfectionism, procrastination, self-doubt, self-sabotage
Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, fear not my friend, for our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of mediocrity! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens!
Imagine a world where the grass is made of cotton candy, the oceans are filled with rainbow-colored fish, and the mountains are made of pure chocolate! On our server, the possibilities are endless and the absurdity knows no bounds.
But that’s not all! By joining our server, you’ll also gain access to exclusive mini-games like “Llama Racing” and “Zombie Disco Party”. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant pink unicorn somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it?
So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane and embrace the madness on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look back. And who knows, you might even discover what’s been holding you back in life all this time – a severe lack of pixelated insanity!

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The Server of DOOM
Antigrief, building, Datapacks, DOOM, Economy, Economychestshop, exploits, Griefing, hacked clients, Item Dupers, Kindness, Lgbtfriendly, Minecraft, Mini Maps, Mob aggression, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, structure, Survival, The Server of DOOM, world gen
Welcome to The Server of DOOM!
We have a few datapacks and plugins that change structure, world gen, and mob aggression.
Rules1. No Hacked Clients (Though I do allow mini maps just don’t abuse them!)2. No Griefing 3. Be kind to people4. No abusing exploits, like item dupers
37.10.122.18:26158

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MisogynyCraft Server
Abuse, controversial, degrading, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., funny, gender inequality, HARMFUL, humor, hurtful, inappropriate, inappropriate jokes, insensitivity, Misogyny, MisogynyCraft, mistreatment, offensive, Server, sexism, Social Issues, UNACCEPTABLE, Women
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is the same? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for the most outrageous and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s the fanciest chicken you’ll ever meet and he’s always up for a good time. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature made entirely out of blocks who roams the land causing mischief and mayhem.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the infamous Pirate Steve, who buried his loot somewhere on the server years ago.
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

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WhyArentSingleMenAllowedAnywhereMC SMP
acceptance, alienation, Community, Connection, friendship, hobbies, inclusion, ISOLATION, Loneliness, MAKING FRIENDS, meeting women, outcast, Outsider, rejection, single men, smp, Social Interaction, social life, socializing, Support, Understanding, WhyArentSingleMenAllowedAnywhereMC
Are you tired of being treated like a pariah just because you’re single? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where being a lone wolf is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our server, where we welcome all the single players with open arms!
Join us and become part of a community where being single is not a curse, but a superpower! Build your own empire without having to worry about sharing resources with a partner. No more awkward conversations with couples who only talk about their relationship drama – here, you can focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world!
We have insane stories of single players who have risen to greatness on our server. From building massive castles to taming dragons, the possibilities are endless when you’re flying solo. So why wait? Join us now and show the world that being single in Minecraft is the ultimate power move!

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CleanSisClash Minecraft Server
Chores, cleaning, CleanSisClash, Confrontation, DRAGON BALL XENOVERSE 2, family drama, family dynamics, house cleaning, Minecraft, moving out, mowing the lawn, organization, Resentment, self improvement, Server, sibling rivalry, sister conflict, splatoon 3, vacuuming, video games, weight loss, weight loss journey
Are you tired of being called a “fat loser son” by your sister behind your back? Do you want to show her who the real winner is? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let out all your frustrations by building the biggest, baddest castle in the game.
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have a safe space to escape from the haters, but you’ll also get to participate in epic in-game events like the “Festival of Universes” and “Splatfest.” Show off your skills and prove to everyone that you are a true gaming legend.
And if that’s not enough, how about some family drama to spice things up? Clean the virtual house, organize the virtual fridge, and mow the virtual lawn to earn some peace and quiet while you game. Your family may not appreciate it, but hey, at least you’ll have a clean house in Minecraft!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the games begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and show your sister who the real loser is. 😉

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HangryCraft
asking before cooking, Communication, Cooking, Etiquette, Experiment, family traditions, Food, HangryCraft, Hungry, hungry partner, making food, making meals, meal preparation, meal sharing, misunderstanding, Moving, pasta, Pomodoro sauce, relationship, sharing, Tofu
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this tofu-loving couple. Will you remember to ask your fellow players if they want a portion of your virtual BBQ tofu before you start cooking? Or will you risk the wrath of hungry gamers who demand their fair share of the Pomodoro sauce?
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of making meals twice in a day without saving any for your partner, just like a true Minecraft masterchef. And remember, in our world, it’s normal to ask before you start crafting that next meal – unless you want to face the consequences of hangry players!
So come on over and join our server for a culinary adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about sharing and caring in the world of Minecraft – or you might end up in a virtual food fight that will go down in server history!

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NikkeiCraft: Bear Market Madness
Asian Markets, Bear, bear market, economic indicators, Economy, financial crisis, financial news, global economy, Investments, Japan, madness, market, market analysis, market correction, market trends, market volatility, Nikkei, NikkeiCraft, stock exchange, stock market, stock prices, Stock Rout, Trading
lol u kno wat u need when u sad about stocks? MINECRAFT SERVER. come join us and forget all ur worries about bear markets and stuff. we got creepers blowin up ur problems, zombies eatin ur financial stress, and skeletons shootin ur worries away.
our server is like a magical place where u can build ur dream house out of virtual blocks and pretend like u rich in a world where diamonds are more valuable than stocks.
join us and u will never have to worry about ur portfolio again, cuz u will be too busy mining for gold and fighting off dragons. plus, our community is so lit, u will make friends who will have ur back even when ur stocks are down.
so come on, forget about japan’s stock rout and enter a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds u can find. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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