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Home Salesmen Online

Cold Calling, commission-based, customer service, direct sales, door to door salesmen, entrepreneurial, flexible schedule, home, home based business, Home office, independent contractor, lead generation, Marketing, networking, ONLINE, persuasive communication, remote work, Sales, sales strategies, sales tactics, salesmen, self-employment, work from home

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Potions Brewed:	93	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got door to door salesmen who mostly work from home. they sell u stuff in game like enchanted swords and diamond armor. but watch out, sometimes they try to sell u a pet creeper and things can get explosive. join us for the wackiest adventures and the craziest sales pitches in all of minecraft land. come on, u know u wanna see what those salesmen are up to next. join now and let the chaos begin!

Stranded Block Assets: Net Zero Server

#sustainability, assets, BLOCK, carbon footprint, carbon-intensive industries, climate change, decarbonization, Energy Sector, environmental impact, financial risk, Fossil Fuels, global economy, green technology, Investment, Net, net-zero emissions, policy implications, renewable energy, researchers, Server, stranded, stranded assets, Sustainable development, TRANSITION, Warning

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Emeralds Found:	4360	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, dude. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. but here’s the kicker – if you don’t join, you’ll be stuck with all these “stranded assets” like, what even is that? sounds boring, bro. so, like, join our server and avoid all that lame stuff. plus, we have a secret level where you can ride on a dragon and shoot fireballs at zombies. it’s lit, fam. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now before it’s too late and you’re stuck with all those “stranded assets.”

Switch 2 Killer Minecraft Server

Competition, console, Entertainment, Features, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, gaming industry, Killer, Minecraft, new console, next generation, Nintendo, Online Multiplayer, Players, prediction, release date, Server, speculation, Switch, switch 2, Technology, video games

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Items Found:	2991	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a thrilling murder mystery game called “Who will be the Switch 2 killer?”

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where players must uncover the identity of the mysterious killer before they strike again. Will it be Steve in a creeper costume? Or maybe even a sneaky Enderman with a taste for chaos?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging zombie DJs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous protagonist, Book, Builder, captivating narrative., crime, detective, Enigmatic, f.., Fiction, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 204014363, novel, page-turner, plot twist, smp, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected ending

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Potions Brewed:	138	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of llamas come charging through, trampling everything in their path. But don’t worry, they’re just here for a dance party! That’s right, our server is known for its spontaneous llama raves that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King? This majestic ruler of all poultry will challenge you to epic chicken battles that will test your skills and leave you clucking for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Dad’sHouseParty Minecraft Server

aita, balloons, Birthday Party, celebration, Conflict, dads house, DadsHouseParty, Divorce, family celebration, Friends, joint celebration, Minecraft, mom’s house, parenting, Remarried, Server, sleepover, spa day, Stepbrother, STEPDAUGHTER, stepsiblings, video games, VR gaming arcade

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Mines Excavated:	3971

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of sharing birthdays with stepsiblings? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic birthday celebrations ever!

At our server, we understand the importance of having separate birthday parties, especially when you have to share it with stepsiblings. We believe in celebrating YOU and only YOU! No need to invite those pesky stepsiblings who just cramp your style.

Join us for virtual reality gaming, endless snacks, and non-stop video game fun! Our parties are so epic, your mom’s husband will be jealous and your stepbrother will be begging to join in on the fun.

So if you’re tired of sharing your special day with others, come join our server where it’s all about YOU! Don’t let anyone tell you how to celebrate, except for us, because we throw the best parties in town!

SisterSipSnitchCraft

AITAH, baby daddy, bar, Behavior, calling out, Comment, dwi, Facebook status, family, Friends, Granddaughters, Help, Kids, margaritas, parents, Party, single mom, sisters, SisterSipSnitchCraft, sober up, work

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5476
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s life? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

Our server is perfect for those who need a break from babysitting their sister’s kids and dealing with her DWIs. Instead of worrying about her reckless behavior, come build, mine, and explore with us!

We promise you won’t find any drunk driving incidents here, just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server. Who needs a sister when you have a whole community of gamers to play with?

WeaknessCraft SMP

growth mindset., Honesty, introspection, personal development, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness assessment, self-awareness exercises, self-awareness journal prompts, self-awareness quotes, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-improvement strategies, smp, Vulnerability, Weakness, WeaknessCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
New Chunks Explored:	996590	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills! Join us if you want to prove that you can survive in a world where creepers ride pigs and zombies wear top hats.

Our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like watching a bunch of chickens fight over a diamond sword.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re made of. Just be prepared to face your greatest weakness – the urge to play for hours on end without realizing it.

BoomerCraft2021

“Youth, Adulthood, age catching up, aging, BoomerCraft2021, creaky joints, feeling old, feeling out of touch, feeling tired, getting older, grandchildren, grey hair, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reminiscing, Retirement, slowing down, time passing, wrinkles

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Do you remember when creepers used to be cute little green blobs? Yeah, me neither. But on our server, we’ve got a time machine that can take you back to the good ol’ days of Minecraft! Join us and relive the nostalgia of punching trees and getting blown up by creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons!

Hezbollah’s Sweatbox Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, deputy leader, ground operation, hezbollah, Hezbollah’s readiness, Hezbollahs, idf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Militia, Minecraft, potential attack, regional threat, resistance, SECURITY, Server, Sweatbox, Tension, Terrorism, War

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7493
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Items Found:	3133
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

so, liek, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is as intense as a potential IDF ground op? well do i have the server for u!

our server is run by hezbollah’s deputy leader, who is always sweating cuz he’s so ready for any challenge that comes his way. he’s like the ultimate minecraft warrior, ready to take on anything u throw at him.

join our server for the most epic battles, the craziest adventures, and the most intense pvp action u will ever experience. we promise u won’t be disappointed, unless u can’t handle the heat, then maybe u should just stick to playing with kittens or something.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and show us what u got! but be warned, hezbollah’s deputy leader is always watching, ready to pounce on any weaklings who dare to challenge him.

CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot

APPEAL, Communication, Conflict, CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot, Democracy, Diplomacy, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Iranian people, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Oppression, Politics, Propaganda, Régime, Speech, Tension

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Towns Built:	4	New Chunks Explored:	555564
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE IF NETANYAHU STARTED PLAYIN MINECRAFT AND MADE A SERVER TO APPEAL TO THE IRANIAN PEOPLE. HE’S LIKE “HEY IRANIAN PEEPS, YOUR LEADERSHIP SUCKS BUT COME JOIN MY SERVER AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!”

WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “BLOW UP THE NUCLEAR REACTOR” AND “BUILD A PEACEFUL VILLAGE WITHOUT GETTIN ATTACKED BY ZOMBIES”

ALSO, EVERY TIME YOU KILL A CREEPER, IT MAKES A SOUND THAT SAYS “YOUR LEADERSHIP DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU” LOL

SO COME JOIN THIS SERVER AND STICK IT TO THE MAN, MINECRAFT STYLE!