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Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ores Mined:	7105
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Votes:	8340	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ores Mined:	9096
Villages Defended:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	New Chunks Explored:	799327
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Votes:	4451
Emeralds Found:	6171	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	146057	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

IceAgeCraft Minecraft Server

Claim, Conspiracy Theory, Daily, Deception, deep fakes, Dems, doubt, fake news, freezing up, IceAgeCraft, Kek, lefty’s, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, social media, Technology, Truth, Videos

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6012
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Towns Built:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Are you tired of freezing up in the cold, just like a snow golem in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that you’ll never experience a freeze again! And if anyone tries to claim that our amazing gameplay is just a “deep fake,” we’ll just laugh it off like a creeper exploding in your face! Join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only thing freezing will be your enemies in fear of your epic skills!

ProveItCraft

argument with girlfriend, awkward situation, clean living room, cluttered coffee table, dating conflict, dating drama, defending actions, defending myself, Embarrassing moment, explaining situation, explaining tasks, fetish accusation, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, ProveItCraft, proving wrong, social awkwardness, social dynamics, taskmaster themed birthday

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taskmaster challenge. Complete tasks like “tying yourself up,” “sitting on cakes,” and “throwing items into elevated buckets” to earn epic rewards and bragging rights. And don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – no fetishes involved here!

Join us and meet fellow players who share your love for all things quirky and hilarious. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate defending your Taskmaster skills to a new friend. So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

SoloCraft: VacayVentures

Adventure, culture, Escape, Experience, Explore, INDEPENDENCE, personal growth, Relaxation, Safety, Self Discovery, solo travel, solo trip, solo vacation, SoloCraft, travel, travel advice, travel alone, travel experiences, travel tips, vacation, VacayVentures, Wanderlust

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Dimension Hops:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of traveling alone during vacations and getting bored out of your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to travel alone again! Join us and embark on epic adventures with a group of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is like a never-ending vacation where you can explore exotic lands, battle fierce monsters, and even build your own crazy creations. And if you ever feel lonely, just shout out in the chat and you’ll have a whole squad of players ready to join you on your journey.

So why travel alone when you can join our server and have the time of your life with a bunch of nutty Minecraft pals? Pack your bags (or pickaxe) and come join the fun today!

UyghurVillageMakeover

authoritarian regime, China, Chinese censorship, cultural genocide, Cultural preservation, discrimination, east turkestan, Ethnic Minorities, forced assimilation, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international scrutiny, minority rights, name changes, political oppression, religious persecution, Report, Uyghur, UyghurVillageMakeover, Villages, Xinjiang

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9230
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	7

so, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. we got like, villages being renamed by china, but like, in minecraft, we rename villages for fun! join us and be part of the wackiest village renaming party ever! who needs uyghur villages when you can have villages named after your pet goldfish, amirite? come join us and be part of the madness!