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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 5028 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wacky world of crybaby cryo edition! Join us for some epic adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of chickens.
Our server is so wild that our Season 2 Episode 4 got delayed until January (which really means late April, but who’s counting?). But don’t worry, our archives are full of hilarious moments that will have you crying with laughter.
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have mastered the art of building houses out of nothing but diamond blocks? Or a group of friends who once tamed a whole army of creepers and made them do the Macarena?
Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable gaming experience of your life!
