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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 2284 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 384482 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 272 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Join us and become part of the legendary oldfags gang, where we roam the virtual lands causing mayhem and chaos wherever we go. Our server is filled with insane custom plugins that will have you questioning reality, like the ability to ride pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes or turning sheep into explosive TNT sheep that rain down destruction on unsuspecting players.
But that’s not all! We have epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for glory and chicken nuggets. And let’s not forget about our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. It’s time to embrace the chaos and become a true oldfag legend!
