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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 311 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 228 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
The best part is, we have this super rare glitch where if you jump off a cliff while holding a water bucket, you turn into a flying unicorn and can soar through the sky. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, you have to try it.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy on the server? Yeah, they’re pretty shady but they give out free emeralds if you bring them a stack of hay bales. It’s totally worth it, trust me.
So yeah, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, you have to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends.