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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 6515 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who thought they could get away with messaging young 14-year-old girls for sex and offering them cocaine in exchange. But little did they know, our server is run by a team of vigilante moderators who swooped in and banned that dirty fucker faster than you can say “diamond sword.”
Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (minus the creepy old dudes, of course). So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!