absurdmemes – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

GamerGals Minecraft Server
GamerGals, Girls You Wanna Be RP Fantasize Gyaru Bookworm Rapebait Loli Slut Mommy Humans Elves Goblins Anthros Demongirls Monstergirls Roleplay Fantasy Domineering Shy July Edition, Minecraft, Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be the girl of your wildest dreams! Want to be a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, or even big titty rapebait? We’ve got you covered! Join us to discuss, fantasize, and roleplay as any girl you can imagine – whether it’s a needy loli, a ditzy slut, or a domineering mommy.
We welcome all kinds of girls here, from humans to elves, goblins to anthros, demongirls to monstergirls. It’s a girl’s world on our server, where you can let your imagination run wild.
So come on over and join us for some outrageous fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself living out your craziest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

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KidCraft Minecraft Server
Alma mater, arguments, college football, College Football game, Communication, compromise, Entertainment, family time, Gaming, hobbies, KidCraft, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, Priorities, PS5, ps5 game, quality time, relationships, season tickets, Server, Time management, video games
Are you tired of being told you can’t play video games by your significant other? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can game in peace! Our server is the perfect place for all the rebellious gamers out there who just want to have some fun.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without anyone nagging you about responsibilities. Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to unwind and let loose.
So come join us and let your inner gamer shine! Who needs real life responsibilities when you can have an epic adventure in Minecraft? Plus, our server has the best virtual tailgating parties you’ve ever seen – forget about real-life tailgating, this is where the real fun is at!

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PrisonFlexNoFlexKids
Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, criminal justice, family, family dynamics, influence, Kids, parenting, Prison, PrisonFlexNoFlexKids, Rehabilitation, relationships, Respect, Role Model, social norms, societal impact, stigma, uncle, VALUES
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my uncle Jimmy’s prison stories? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual prison and show off your tough side just like Uncle Jimmy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will make you feel like you’re locked up in a virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Uncle Jimmy himself, sharing his prison wisdom with all the players.
So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual incarceration like never before. Who needs family gatherings when you have a Minecraft server this insane? Join now and let the fun begin!

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ParentalDisaster Minecraft Server
awkward situations, childhood antics, childhood memories, childhood mischief, embarrassing moments, family, getting caught, getting in trouble, Minecraft, misbehaving, naughty behavior, Parental authority, parental discipline, parental rules, parental supervision, ParentalDisaster, parenting, rebellious behavior, rule breaking, Server, sneaking around, troublemaking
Are you tired of getting caught by your parents doing the most mundane things in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, the only thing your parents will catch you doing is having an epic time! Join us and unleash your inner rebel as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory without any pesky interruptions from the parental units. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your parents question their own sanity!

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LonelyCraft: Last Person Standing
Abandoned, Apocalypse, deserted cities, deserted world, desolation, eerie atmosphere, eerie silence, empty streets, empty world, end of humanity, existential crisis, ISOLATION, last survivor, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, person, post-apocalyptic, Quiet, solitude, standing, surreal, surreal experience, Survival
Picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and find yourself in a post-apocalyptic world where you are the last surviving player. But don’t worry, you’re not alone! You’ll have to fend off hordes of zombie pigmen, dodge exploding creepers, and battle it out with other players who are trying to steal your last slice of virtual pizza.
But fear not, because on our server, you’ll also have the chance to build your own virtual paradise, complete with diamond-studded castles, rollercoaster rides made of TNT, and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge your supremacy.
So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the only rule is: there are no rules!

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Hezbooms Revenge: Minecraft Server
armed conflict, cross-border conflict, escalation of violence, Hezbollah commander, Hezbollah leadership, Hezbollah response, Hezbollah retaliation, Hezbooms, international relations, Israeli defense forces, Israeli military, Israeli strike, Middle East conflict, military operation, military strike, Minecraft, political tensions, regional instability, retaliatory rocket fire, Revenge, security concerns, Server, south Lebanon, targeted killing
so, like, this server is lit af, like a firework show on the 4th of july. we got crazier battles than israel and hezbollah, like, you won’t believe the explosions and rocket fire happenin’ here. join us if you wanna be part of the action, it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers. who needs real life drama when you can have this epicness in minecraft, amirite? come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

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SkyScraperBugs
building bugs, building dwellers, building inhabitants, city bugs, city insects, confined insects, confined wildlife, entomology, indoor ecosystem, indoor habitats, indoor insects, indoor living, indoor species, indoor wildlife, insects, skyscraper insects, SkyScraperBugs, Skyscrapers, urban ecology, urban entomology, urban insects
Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bruh! We got insects living in skyscrapers, man! They never been outside, just chillin’ in their tiny bug apartments, sippin’ on bug juice and playin’ bug games. It’s a whole bug city up in here, fam! And guess what? You can be the mayor of Bugtown if you join our server! Build your own bug empire and rule over all the insect peeps. Plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and talking cows that tell jokes. It’s a wild ride, my dude. So come on, join us and let’s get buggy with it!

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NukeThymeCraft: Precise Time Travel!
Candidate Isotope, Crystallizing, date, Excited, Excited State, Measurement, Nuclear Clock, Nuclear Research, Nuclear State, NukeThymeCraft, Path, Precise, Precision, researchers, Thorium-229, Time, timekeeping, travel, Ultraclock, Ultraprecise
yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz we out here crystallizing paths toward a nuclear clock like whaaat?? we got researchers makin’ the most precise measurements of thorium-229, like that’s some next level shiz right there. imagine havin’ an ultraprecise nuclear clock in minecraft, u could time ur mining expeditions down to the millisecond. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server with such futuristic technology goin’ on?? come join us and be part of the madness, fam. #nuclearclockgang #minecraftmadness

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PolyCraft: Where we’ve got more polygons than a geometry class! 1.21 GreyList server

Active, application, chest previews, Class, Community, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Geometry, Graves, Greylist, Greylisted, INVIS, Item Frames, katters, master stonecutter recipes, more food, Polycraft, polygons, qraftys, Semi Vanilla, Server, server ip, smp, Survival, tight-knit, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Waystone, Weve

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature
Map Start Date	6/26/2024
Features	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, Structure Packs, Master Stonecutter Recipes, More Food data pack, and more!
Applications	Apply Here
Server IP	Polycraft.mcserver.us
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we have various plugins and data packs activated.
What type of community does Poly-Craft have?	We focus on a tight-knit, friendly, and active community.
Can I chat with other players on Discord?	Yes, join our Discord server to chat with other players.

NordicNuisance Minecraft Server
Åland, cold weather, Cultural differences, denmark, downsides, faroe islands, finland, Greenland, healthcare system, high cost of living, Iceland, ISOLATION, job market competitiveness, language barriers, limited daylight, Living, long winters, Minecraft, Nordic Region, NordicNuisance, norway, Server, social welfare system, Sweden
Tired of freezing your pixels off in the Nordic Region? Say no more, fam! Join our Minecraft server and escape the icy grip of Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Finland, and Iceland!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about frostbite or polar bears sneaking up on you while you mine for diamonds. Instead, you can bask in the warm glow of lava lakes and build your dream castle on a tropical island made entirely of candy canes (yes, we said candy canes!).
And forget about those pesky Vikings raiding your villages – on our server, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is a herd of friendly llamas stealing your diamonds to use as bling. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land where unicorns roam free and rainbows are made of Skittles.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the Nordic Region behind for good. Trust us, you won’t miss the cold weather or the endless nights – especially when you’re partying with creepers who can breakdance like nobody’s business.

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