Absurdity MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

DumbestMC SMP: “Is water wet?” “No, it’s just hydrated!”

laughable, brainless, witty reply, DumbestMC, Absurdity

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant toilet house? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your virtual life!

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The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

designated shitting river, society, online joke, Quote, Internet meme

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

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LmaoCraft Minecraft Server

amusement, Minecraft, prank, internet, funny

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing with a skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Lmao Who did this?

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BootyCraft Minecraft Server

humor, BootyCraft, Server, bemusement, Curiosity

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most butt-tastic server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground base where all the chickens wear top hats and monocles. Why? Because why not!

2. We have a giant rainbow-colored llama that roams the server, giving out hugs to anyone who dares to approach it. But beware, it also spits out glitter bombs!

3. Our server has a magical forest where the trees grow pizza slices instead of leaves. Yes, you read that right. Pizza. Slices.

4. The PvP arena on our server is a giant inflatable bounce house filled with slime blocks. It’s chaotic, it’s unpredictable, and it’s a whole lot of fun!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the butt-tastic madness for yourself!

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Trump’s Triggered Minecraft Server

disbelief, incredulity, Politics, skepticism, Absurdity

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the craziest conspiracy theories come to life! Build your own secret underground base to hide from the lizard people, or team up with Bigfoot to take down the Illuminati stronghold. Don’t worry about mining for resources, just ask our resident alien for some extraterrestrial help! So come on, don’t be a sheep – join our server and uncover the truth behind the truth behind the truth!

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RapeCraft Minecraft Server

rape, Server, boundary-pushing humor, shock value, humor

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of character roleplay (just don’t ask us which character raping her would be funniest, because that’s a whole other level of weird).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that if you stand on top of the chicken’s head and do the chicken dance, a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds will open up before you. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Piggyback Gang, a group of players who ride around on pigs wearing sunglasses and leather jackets, causing chaos wherever they go. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some seriously hilarious shenanigans.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and outrageous stories you’ll uncover along the way? Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

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EpicCraft Server: Fighting Apple’s Absurdity

Fight, digital marketplace, Technology, lawsuit, Absurd

so, like, this server is, like, the BOMB DIGGITY, man. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. like, seriously, you won’t find that anywhere else.

also, did i mention that the owner of this server is, like, besties with the CEO of Epic Games? yeah, they’re, like, gonna team up and take down Apple together. it’s gonna be, like, an epic battle of epic proportions.

but, like, that’s not all. we also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, you gotta solve a riddle just to get in. it’s, like, super exclusive.

oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal pet panda? yeah, they’re, like, trained to do tricks and stuff. it’s, like, the cutest thing ever.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

First Person Shooter, Steam, Server, random events, Crits2Shts

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

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PurrfectCraft Minecraft Server

Handbag, fucking, controversial, explicit, weird

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cats are wild and the handbags are even wilder! Join us for a purr-fectly good time as you witness cats engaging in some questionable activities with handbags.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as they bust out their best moves while wearing sunglasses and top hats.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

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RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

humorous quotes, humor, comedic scenarios, repetitive actions, RevolveCraft

come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

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