absurdist fiction – New Minecraft Servers (June 2025)

CreepyCraftUS

Behavior, creeps, CreepyCraftUS, culture, customs, discomforting, Etiquette, Foreign, habits, normal, norms, norms in America, Oddities, peculiarities, society, thing.., Traditions, unfamiliar, unsettling, US, weirds

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival and building? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the craziest way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie llamas wearing top hats?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil clowns? Or explore a haunted mansion filled with treasure and traps? Our server has all of this and more!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.

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HaniyehsAssassinMistake

Assassination, BETRAYAL, BODYGUARD, Conflict, Conspiracy, Espionage, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, HaniyehsAssassinMistake, i24NEWS, informant, intelligence, investigation, leaked info, MIDDLE EAST, political violence, Report, security breach, Terrorism, undercover

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting assassinated is your boredom! haniyeh’s bodyguard leaked some top secret info about our server that will blow your mind! we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at! join now before the creepers get to you first!

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MoonBioVault: Minecraft’s Lunar Backup

backup, Biodiversity, cells preservation, climate breakdown, conservation efforts, Dna, Environmental Protection, Experts, facility, genetic material, life on earth, Lunar, lunar biorepository, Minecrafts, Moon, MoonBioVault, preserved cells, Proposal, Safeguard, scientific research, scientists, space exploration, terrestrial events

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is literally out of this world? well, do i have the server for u! we got scientists and lunar biorepositories and all that fancy stuff.

imagine this: u mining ur diamonds and suddenly u get transported to the moon where u gotta fight off aliens to save the biodiversity of earth. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a regular day on our server!

we got preserved cells and DNA and all that jazz to make sure that even if earth goes kaboom, we still got life safe and sound on the moon. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they’re part of a server that’s literally saving the world?

so come join us, where the sky’s not the limit, cuz we’re going to the moon and beyond!

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jesminemc.fun

Adventure, Claim, Community, Earth, Fun, gameplay, health, Heart, JesmineMC, Killer, killing, LifeSteal, Minecraft, ONLINE, Permanent, player, Players, PvP, Server, Unique, Victim

For those unaware, on Lifesteal servers, players can permanently claim health from others by killing them. For example, the killer will receive one permanent heart from the victim by killing another player. The victim is now permanently left with nine hearts, and the killer would now permanently have 11

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Surviving Bread with a side of PvP on Breadcraft – Let’s get toasty!

admin recruitment, admins, adult server, Bread, BreadCraft, Community, Crafters, Discord, finishing touches, Friends, Fun, Join, Lets, Minecraft, miners, multiplayer, New server, Play, PvP, Server, Side, smp, Summer, Survival, Surviving, Teams, Toasty

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	New Minecraft Server
Platform	PC
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
When will the server open?	The server will open after summer, stay tuned for updates on our Discord.
What kind of server is this?	We aim to create an adult server for playing Minecraft with friends in teams.
Are you still looking for admins?	Yes, we are still looking for admins. Contact us on Discord if interested.

VoteCraft Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Conspiracy, control, current events, Democracy, Disappearance, election, Government, investigation, leadership, MIA, Minecraft, missing in action, most voted for president, Mystery, Politics, power, Server, united states, Usa, VoteCraft, whereabouts

Join our Minecraft server and find out who is running the show in this wacky alternate reality where the president has gone missing! Will it be a group of sneaky creepers? A pack of mischievous villagers? Or maybe even a team of ruthless skeletons? Only one way to find out – come join us and uncover the mystery of who’s really in charge of the USA! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown and a pet dragon named Fluffy. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

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BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP: African Adventure

Adventure, African, African diaspora, anti-Black sentiment, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BlockyBanter, civil rights movement, discrimination, Hate Speech, Minecraft, offensive language, racial discrimination, racial inequality, racial profiling, Racial segregation, racial slur, racial tension, racial violence, racism, smp, social injustice, systemic racism, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your creativity! Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical portal in the game that transported them to a land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamond ore. But beware, there are also mischievous leprechauns who will try to steal your loot! Join us if you dare to embark on this wild adventure and show those pesky leprechauns who’s boss. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the fun begin!

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SmileCraft SMP: Everyday Joy

cheerful moments, daily delights, daily happiness, everyday, everyday contentment, everyday happiness, everyday smiles, everyday smiles and laughter, feel-good moments, happiness in small things, happy thoughts, joy, little moments of joy, little things, moments of joy, positive moments, simple joys, simple pleasures, small gestures, small joys, small sources of joy, smilecraft, smp, tiny moments

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mystical portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

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ZombieCrafters Unite!

alternative transportation, communication devices, Community Building, emergency plans, escape routes, first aid, food storage, hiding spots, hygiene, Long-Term Sustainability, mental health, navigation, preparedness, self defense, strategy, Survival, teamwork, unite, water purification, weapons, zombie apocalypse, ZombieCrafters

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with a zombie apocalypse twist? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your undead survival needs.

Join us for the chance to test your skills in fending off hordes of zombies while building the ultimate fortress to protect yourself. But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, hidden traps to catch unsuspecting players, and even a zombie petting zoo for those brave enough to tame the undead!

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you’ll be facing off against zombie bosses, navigating treacherous mazes filled with brain-hungry mobs, and even participating in epic zombie vs player battles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Brain, rumored to grant the finder unlimited power (and maybe a few extra hearts).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our zombie apocalypse Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive the undead onslaught. Just remember – keep your sword sharp, your wits about you, and never, ever trust a zombie with a smile.

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RedFlagRevenge

ayatollah, Conflict, Crisis, escalation, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-US Relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, Qasem Soleimani, Raises, red flag, RedFlagRevenge, RETALIATION, Retribution, Revenge, Soleimani, Tensions, US, War

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where Iran is raising a red flag of revenge? Yeah, you heard me right! This server is lit AF with all the chaos and drama you could ever want in a virtual world.

Join us and witness epic battles between players dressed as Iranian soldiers and their enemies. Build your own bunker and defend it against airstrikes and missile attacks. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action on any other server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel leading to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Iran raising the red flag of revenge in Minecraft like never before! Let the madness begin!

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