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Tsukihime Anime Minecraft Server

adaptation, animation, Anime, character design, Community, controversy, criticism, Disappointment, dislike, Expectations, fanbase, Fandom, flaws, Minecraft, nasuverse, Opinions, Plot, reception, Server, tsukihime, unpopular, visual novel

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6419	Runes Activated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie. Plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja villagers who will defend it against any griefers or trolls. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Regular Self-Hatred Minecraft SMP

collapse, Emotional healing, hating the world, inner peace, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, regular, regular hatred, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-hatred, self-pity, self-realization, self-transformation, selfhatred, smp

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of hating yourself and ready to start hating the world instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rage out in a fun and constructive way! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild characters that will make you forget all about your self-hatred. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them laugh. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the hate flow through you!

Loaded by the Stairs Minecraft Server

companion, CONTENT, dependable, faithful, Grateful, joy, Loaded, Loyal, Lucky, Minecraft, obedient, Pleasure, Reliable, satisfaction, Server, SILENT, Stairs, submissive, Wonder, work

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of unreliable companions in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Our virtual girlfriend will always be there for you, waiting patiently by the stairs. She won’t walk out on you, eat your food, or even say a word – she’s the perfect partner! And the best part? She’s always ready to poke, no complaints, just pure dedication. Join our server now and experience the joy of having a virtual girlfriend who will never run off with another player or spout off about something woke. Trust us, she’s the best companion you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Bimbo Fur Minecraft SMP

Atompunk, bimbo, bimbo effect, Bimbos 2.0, bovine sugar mama, collared rookie, cop, Cop Bimbos, Cyberpunk, DOBERMAN, drawfriends, female bimbos, für, futa bimbos, Intercorsal Media, long tail tags, Marrying a Bimbo, Minecraft, smp, Stories, tags, Thread

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Emeralds Found:	6355	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4841	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Welcome to Cop Bimbos 2.0 Edition, where the only law is looking fabulous while fighting crime! Join us on this wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience the Bimbo Effect in an Atompunk setting.

Ever wanted to marry a bimbo? Well, we have a guide for that! And don’t forget about our Collared Rookie, Cyberpunk bimbo story, and the legendary Bovine Sugar Mama.

Drawfriends are welcome, because female bimbos are the best and futa bimbos are totally OK! So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with bimbos, crime-fighting, and lots of laughs. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a bimbo cop along the way!

Japan Is Better Than Europe Minecraft Server

Architecture, art, comparison, culture, customs, Economy, education, Europe, fashion, Food, Globalization, History, Japan, Language, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Server, society, Technology, tourism, Traditions, travel

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where history, language, and culture collide in the most epic way possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of ninja warriors from ancient Japan stumbled upon our server and decided to make it their new home. They brought with them their ninja skills, samurai swords, and a whole lot of sushi. Now, our server is filled with secret ninja hideouts, epic battles, and the occasional ninja dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical language school where you can learn to speak Japanese like a pro. Want to impress your friends with your newfound language skills? Join our server and start chatting in Japanese like a boss.

And last but not least, our server is a melting pot of different cultures from around the world. You’ll meet players from all walks of life, from Viking warriors to Egyptian pharaohs to alien astronauts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have when you join our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there. Trust us, Japan is better on our server!

/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

LITERALLY, Minecraft, smp, SUICIDE, watch

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	8205	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

Pixel Peen Palace Minecraft Server

accidental nudity, awkward encounter, awkward moment, awkward situation, Caught in the act, caught off guard, dick exposed, embarrassing mishap, Embarrassing moment, exposed in public, humiliating incident, long tail tags, Minecraft, nudity mishap, Palace, Peen, PIXEL, private parts revealed, revealing mistake, revealing yourself, Server, she sees your dick, surprise exposure, Unexpected Encounter, unexpected situation

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Towns Built:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if a player sees your character’s pixelated private parts, they get a special surprise! That’s right, we call it the “Peek-a-Boo” bonus and it’s guaranteed to make your gaming experience unforgettable. So come join us for some hilarious and unexpected encounters, you never know who might catch a glimpse of your blocky bits next!

No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2

81k, achievement, Bitcoin, challenge, Community, cryptocurrency, Day, Day 2, determination, discipline, goal-setting, long-term commitment, Minecraft, motivation, no nut november, November, nut, perseverance, progress, self-control, smp, strength, success, Support, Willpower

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Buildings Constructed:	22	Enchantments Applied:	76
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Emeralds Found:	8412	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! On day 2, we had a player who managed to tame a creeper and ride it like a majestic steed through the land. Who else is going strong? Only the bravest and most daring players on our server, that’s who! Join us if you dare, but be warned – the adventures here are not for the faint of heart.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Crops Grown:	2801	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPXR.MCMCMC.NET

Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

BALLZ, blocky, emergency surgery, genital pain, male anatomy, medical emergency, Minecraft, reproductive health, scrotal pain, Server, severe pain, swelling, testicular health, testicular pain, Testicular Torsion, testicular torsion awareness, testicular torsion causes, testicular torsion diagnosis, testicular torsion prevention, testicular torsion symptoms, testicular torsion treatment, twisted testicle, urological emergency, Urology

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Crops Grown:	3916	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.