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ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

Armed Forces, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Military depots, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, strike, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	132	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2987
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

NoPlansNoNiece

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crops Grown:	9362
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Items Found:	2293	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Void Armor Forged:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Hatewatchers United

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	309	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

arin, arin hanson, dan avidan, danny, egoraptor, funny, Game Grumps, game play, gamegrumps, gameplay, Gaming, Let’s Play, Letsplay, Minecraft, Server, Walkthrough

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	127	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

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Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

Adventure, bedrock, BIRTHDAYS, celebrate, Craft, CREEPERS, Discord, form, insomniacs, Macarena, Minecraft, proof, Safe, Server, Skeletons, smp, verify, world

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Insomniacs SMP Overview

Name	Insomniacs SMP
Platform	BEDROCK
Discord Link	Join us on Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
Is the Discord link safe?	Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.