ABSTINENCE Minecraft Servers

Abstinence

  • BlockyBlueBalls

    BlockyBlueBalls

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending hours on end mining for diamonds with no end in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice up your virtual love life! Join us and experience a world where every block you break leads to a steamy encounter with a sexy creeper. Who needs a pickaxe when you’ve got passion on your side?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Dating Show! Watch as contestants compete for the dragon’s heart in a series of romantic challenges. Will love bloom in the End dimension, or will someone get burned?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with love, lust, and plenty of blocky action. Who needs real-life relationships when you’ve got Minecraft to fulfill all your fantasies?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyLove Minecraft Server

    BlockyLove Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a forever alone in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you will never have sex…BUT THEY WILL! That’s right, all the mobs and villagers are getting it on like there’s no tomorrow. Join us for a wild ride of scandalous Minecraft hookups and love triangles. Who needs diamonds when you can have a steamy Minecraft romance? Join now and get ready to witness the hottest pixelated action you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Magic Sex Ed Fail

    Magic Sex Ed Fail

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more magic than hogwarts, and less teenage pregnancies than hogwarts too! like, how is that even possible? we don’t even have sex ed classes, but somehow we still keep it clean and magical up in here. come join us and see for urself, it’s like a magical mystery tour without all the baby drama. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u really wanted to see some wizard babies running around, then maybe u will regret it. but still, join us for the lolz and the magic, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineDrunkNoMore

    MineDrunkNoMore

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, if you join this cray cray Minecraft server, you’ll be, like, 40% less likely to get alcohol-related cancers! How insane is that?! Like, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, this server is all about keeping you healthy and cancer-free! Plus, we have a secret potion that makes your character invincible and able to fly like a majestic unicorn. So, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? It’s like a magical wonderland where you can escape reality and live your best Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GeoDrinkCraftEU2020

    GeoDrinkCraftEU2020

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where we drink in stable, beverage-specific clusters like wine, beer, spirit, binge drinking, abstinence, and combo! it’s like a european party up in here, but with blocks and creepers!

    we have crazy geography that determines where you can find the best drinks and the wildest parties. build your own bar and serve up some virtual drinks to your friends while exploring the land and battling mobs.

    who needs a study to tell you where the party’s at when you can just join our server and experience it for yourself? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this virtual party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 6 Years No Sex Minecraft Server

    6 Years No Sex Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of not getting any action in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can have all the virtual sex you want! Our pixelated avatars are always down for a good time 😉 Plus, rumor has it that diamonds aren’t the only thing you can mine in our server… 😉 So come on over and get ready to get lucky!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Boner Ban: NO Sex Allowed!

    Blocky Boner Ban: NO Sex Allowed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is INSANE!

    Join us for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of zombie chickens to riding on flying pigs, we’ve got it all!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a strict rule: NO SEX ALLOWED. That’s right, we’re here to play Minecraft, not get busy with each other. Trust us, you’ll thank us for it.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s create some EPIC memories together. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and be worshipped by all the other players. The possibilities are endless!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Boners: No More Nofap

    Blocky Boners: No More Nofap

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where not masturbating is the key to success! Join us and become a whole new person as you resist the urge to touch yourself.

    Our server is filled with magical creatures who will guide you on your journey to self-control. From unicorn pigs to dragon chickens, you’ll never be bored as you strive to keep your hands off.

    But beware, if you give in to temptation and touch yourself, you’ll be banished to the Land of Shame where you’ll have to mine diamonds with your bare hands for eternity.

    So come join us and save yourself from the perils of self-love. You’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the thrill of resisting temptation in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 🔥DAYCUBE🔥 ⎝WIPE JANUARY 17⎠ 🚀 Minecraft server

    🔥DAYCUBE🔥 ⎝WIPE JANUARY 17⎠ 🚀 Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Our Telegram https://t.me/daycube

    daycube.su:19132

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • IndieCraft Universe 1.21

    IndieCraft Universe 1.21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate spellcasting experience! We’re like /lig/ but in blocky form! We only accept players with at least 500 viewers on their streams, because we’re all about that VIP life. But don’t worry, if you’re close to 500, we might make an exception because we’re just that cool.

    Check out our top 10 players with their crazy view counts! We’ve got NimiNightmare with over 20k viewers, and KirscheVerstahl with 4k! And don’t forget about our non-English streamers like Orkpod and Akamikarubi – they’re killing it in Russian and Japanese!

    But wait, we’re not about those corpo players here. We’re all about the indie chuubas who are doing their own thing without any corporate branding holding them back. Check out our VOD archive and Twitch clips guide to see what we’re all about.

    And if you need a break from all the spellcasting, don’t worry – we’ve got ducks! Yes, actual ducks on our server to keep you entertained between battles. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some magic happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP