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Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

4 years ago, 4plebs, Archive, blocks, Comment, Crafty, digital preservation, discussion, forum, historical record, internet culture, internet history, long tail tag, memory lane, Minecraft, old post, online conversation, past events, POL, Server, Thread, time capsule, Timestamp, web archive

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate milk!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city populated by friendly aliens who will trade you diamonds for space cookies! And every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and trees grow upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Holy Shit He Really The One Minecraft SMP

HOLY, Minecraft, Shit, smp

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magic Items Found:	8025
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary player known only as “The One” who can build a dirt house faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Rumor has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for his loyal subjects. Want to join his feathered army and conquer the land? Just hop on our server and start recruiting your own army of poultry warriors.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans and adventures await you in this wacky world.

BlockyCraft – modern Minecraft server

2024.., Achievement Diary, BlockyCraft, chat channel, Communication, curse of arrav, fart cc, future of osrs, Info, Minecraft, mobile anniversary update, MODERN, old school runescape, Optimal quest guide, osg, Podcast, sam dhide, Server, skilling competition, spaghetti code, standings, TempleOSRS, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Magic Items Found:	6382	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mines Excavated:	3025	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure madness!

Join us for the Sam Dhide edition, where we discuss everything from spaghetti code to the future of OSRS while building epic structures in Minecraft. Who knew coding could be so entertaining?

Ever heard of The Curse of Arrav? Well, on our server, we’ve turned it into a hilarious mini-game where you have to escape the clutches of an evil spaghetti monster. And to celebrate our mobile anniversary, we’ve added a special update that lets you play Minecraft on your phone while fighting off hordes of angry meatballs.

Not sure what to do when you first join? Don’t worry, we’ve got quests and diaries to keep you entertained for hours. And if you ever need help, just hop on our chat channel, appropriately named “fart cc,” for some questionable advice.

But wait, there’s more! Join our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition where you can show off your Minecraft skills and compete for the coveted title of Skilling Champion. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might just find yourself face to face with a giant spaghetti monster ready to challenge you to a building contest.

HopOn /SMCI/ Minecraft SMP MondayBros

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9994
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you ready to dive into the craziest Minecraft SMP ever? Join us on /SMCI/ where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that on /SMCI/, diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly. Our players have built entire castles out of nothing but dirt and determination. The mobs are so friendly, they’ll even help you build a house if you ask nicely. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hidden in every corner of the map.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us on /SMCI/ for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power! See you on Monday, bros!

Blocky Buddies Minecraft Server

anonymous support, blocky, borderline personality disorder, BPD, Buddies, burden, catfish, convincing someone not to kill themselves, coping with suicidal thoughts, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health crisis, mental health support, Minecraft, online communication, online relationships, online support, self worth, Server, suicide intervention, Suicide prevention, suicide prevention resources, support for bpd, video call

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never feel like a burden to anyone, not even to the creepers! Join us and leave all thoughts of self-harm behind, because here, the only thing you’ll be killing are zombies and skeletons.

We have a dedicated team of players ready to lift your spirits and show you that life is worth living, even in the darkest of caves. And if anyone tries to convince you otherwise, just remember that they’re probably just a catfish trying to steal your diamonds.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build a world where everyone is valued and no one has to face their struggles alone. Join us today and let’s craft a brighter future together!

The Movie Bob Is My Favorite Critic Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the movie bob is our favorite critic! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will protect you from any creepers that come your way. – We have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. – The only way to get diamonds on our server is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. – Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained llamas who will help you with any issues you may encounter. They may spit at you, but it’s all in good fun. – Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Momo’s Minecraft Server – Refreshing & Fun

Anime, character chemistry, charisma, Dandadan, Dynamic duo, endearing, Female lead, Female Protagonist, Fun, goofy, headstrong, highschool student, japanese animation, Manga, Mature, Minecraft, Momo Ayase, momos, multiple outfits, Okarun, Refreshing, relatable, Server, Shounen, strong female character, Stubborn

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	171	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is like a shounen anime come to life! Join us and experience the epic adventures of Momo, the fearless warrior with multiple outfits and a heart of gold. Watch as she teams up with Okarun to take on the biggest bosses and conquer the toughest challenges. With her relatable high school antics and mature apologies, Momo will steal your heart and keep you coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic shounen adventure in Minecraft history!

Ruins your comfy romcom Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Are you tired of living in a boring romcom where everything is predictable and mushy? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and we’ll ruin that comfy bubble for you! With crazy pranks, unexpected twists, and wild adventures, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long.

We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show behind the scenes. They’re always plotting something mischievous and you never know when they’ll strike next. But hey, who doesn’t love a good llama conspiracy, am I right?

Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs? Yeah, they’re a thing here. They soar through the sky, dropping random items and causing chaos wherever they go. It’s like a piggy parade, but with a lot more oinks and snorts.

So if you’re ready to say goodbye to your boring romcom life and hello to a world of insanity and laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected and hold on tight, because things are about to get wild!

Loyalty Tread Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with a little drama and intrigue? Look no further! Join our server and let us test your wife or girlfriend’s loyalty for you! Just send us her social media info or phone number and we’ll make sure she’s not getting up to any funny business while you’re mining for diamonds. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a wild ride!

Gloomy Steve Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Anon, GED, gloomy, insecure, Jobless, lonely, Minecraft, obese, Politics, Prison, reason to die, reason to live, sad, seeking advice, seeking help, seeking insight, seeking support, seeking validation, smp, steve, thoughts of suicide, Trump supporter

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2873	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magic Items Found:	7631	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Emeralds Found:	9300	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Runes Activated:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a sad, lonely newfag in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures that will make you forget all about your sad existence.

Join us and become a part of a community where even the most morbidly obese players can thrive and find friendship. No job experience? No problem! We welcome all, even those who have spent 15 years in prison for dumb shit.

Looking for a reason to live or a reason to die? Look no further than our server, where you can find validation and sage insight from fellow players. And hey, if all else fails, you can always ask us to shit on your face (figuratively, of course).

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some crazy memories together. Who knows, you might even find love (or at least sex without paying for it)!